Chapter 799
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If he could not transform back, that would be really awkward.
If he told his mom that her favorite Xiaobai was a lion king, and his dad that Sirius was a wolf king …
Damn!
Chen Xiaobei did not even dare to imagine the scene!
"Why didn't you guys tell me earlier if you can't transform back?
Let's not talk about whether my family can accept it or not. If outsiders know about your existence, I'm afraid that the authorities will capture you guys like aliens and dissect you for research! "
Xiaobai pursed his lips and said, "The reason why we came here to tell you is because this is a special form of evolution! Are you blaming us for not being able to transform back? "
"Me?" Chen Xiaobei was frustrated. If he knew this was going to happen, he would have done it himself.
"Bro Bei, why don't you ask the person who gave you the Heavenly Pet Food? He might have a way." Sirius reminded.
"That's right! And the Three Realms Red Envelope Group! "
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and he took out his cellphone.
Xiaobai was given to him by Bull Demon King, and the Heavenly Pet Food was given to him by Xiao Tianquan.
Chen Xiaobei thought for a while and decided to log into the Brotherhood group.
After all, Xiao Tianquan was much more reliable than Bull Demon King.
Chen Xiaobei: Xiao Tianquan, are you guys there? It's urgent! (Sweating emoji)
Goddess Chang 'e: God Chen (smiling emoji) Xiao Tianquan is not here. It's almost Chinese New Year. It's at the military parade with God Erlang.
Chen Xiaobei: Military parade? What the hell?
Goddess Chang 'e: Every year, the heavenly court has a military parade. This year is just a small one. They should be back soon.
Chen Xiaobei: Erm … Does the heavenly court do this as well? (Sweating emoji)
Goddess Chang 'e: During Chinese New Year, the heavenly court is very lively. Military parade, New Year's Eve, Lantern Festival, followed by the Queen Mother's birthday party, which is also known as the Saturn Peach Feast!
Chen Xiaobei: It's really lively! There's actually a Saturn Peach Feast! Can you get me a few Saturn Peaches? (Salivating emoji)
Goddess Chang 'e: A few? My God Chen, you really have the guts to think about it! Even the ordinary deities in the heavenly court don't have the right to eat the Saturn Peach. It's already good enough for the deities to have one.
Monkey King: Who says you can't? As long as my brother wants to eat them, I'll hold another Saturn Peach Feast and get 333 nine-thousand-year-old Saturn Peaches!
Chen: Erm … I was just joking. Please don't mess with me, Monkey King! Have you forgotten that you were locked up in Taishang Laojun's pill furnace?
Monkey King: Pfft! I'm a stone monkey transformed by Sister Nuwo using the Five-Colored God Stone! The Grand Supreme Geezer can't refine me to death!
Yanwang: My Great Sage! Don't joke around! He couldn't afford to be injured!
NeZha: Stop messing around! Old Wang and I will get our share of the Saturn Peaches every year. Why don't you just send mine and Old Wang's to God Chen?
Shaoba Xingjun: That's a good idea. The Third Prince has a 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach, and I have a 3,000-year-old one.
Monkey King: Are the two of you stupid? With the people from Chanism keeping an eye on him, he could not even send a normal Red Envelope. How could he send a Saturn Peach to Brother Xiaobei?
NeZha: Uh, I'm from Chanism. I wouldn't dare to mess around. (Sweating)
Shaoba Xingjun: I'm an official in the Heavenly Court. I don't have the chance to do so as well. (Helpless)
Yanwang: Everything will be easier if we can deal with Jiang Ziya! The Primordial Lord of Heaven has asked Jiang Ziya to keep an eye on God Chen!
Chang 'e: That's impossible. Jiang Tai Gong is the Primordial Lord of Heaven's most trusted disciple. He is the most trusted person! No one will be able to deal with Jiang Ziya!
NeZha: That's right! Shishu Jiang is very stubborn! He will do whatever the Primordial Lord of Heaven says!
Chen: Hehe … What if I tell you that I have already dealt with Jiang Ziya?
Shaoba Xingjun: That's impossible!
Monkey King: Bro, you're exaggerating too much! Everyone knows what kind of person Jiang Ziya is!
Chen: All of you don't believe me? (Evil smile)
Hong Hai 'er: I don't believe you!
Chen: If you don't believe me, take a look at this.
After that, Chen sent the chat record between him and Jiang Ziya to the group.
The Primordial Lord of Heaven had decreed that he was not allowed to send Red Envelopes to mortals.
In the end, Jiang Ziya asked Chen for a piece of Living Soil. Not only did he restore Chen Xiaobei's merit points, he also gave Chen Xiaobei ten thousand Spiritual Stones.
This was a serious violation of the Primordial Lord's decree.
Breaking the law! Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
Chen grabbed Jiang Ziya's braid tightly. "That's three times more serious crimes!" Chen said.
After that, Chen Xiaobei asked for the Divine Ear Talisman from Jiang Ziya. All he could do was to give Chen Xiaobei the Divine Ear Talisman.
He was afraid that Chen Xiaobei would report him to the Primordial Lord of Heaven. Not only would he be severely punished, he would also lose the trust of the Primordial Lord of Heaven.
This wasn't a joke!
Yanwang: Awesome! My God Chen! You have already dealt with Jiang Ziya! (Shiny emoji)
Chang 'e: But, I don't think it's a good idea to threaten Jiang Ziya like this …
Monkey King: What's wrong with that? Could it be that the old man has plotted against my Brother Xiaobei time and time again? Should I not allow my brother to threaten him?
Hong Hai 'er: You are right! That old man is despicable! He should be punished this way!
NeZha: Mm. Although I'm a disciple of Chanism, I have to admit that Chanism has done a lot of things wrong. It's a good idea to punish Shishu Jiang!
Shaoba Xingjun: Even though I'm an official in the Heavenly Court, I agree to do this as well!
Chang 'e: Alright. Maybe I'm being too soft-hearted. (Blushing) Since God Chen has caught Jiang Ziya's braid, why don't we just ask him to look for Xiao Tianquan?
NeZha: That's right! God Erlang is also a disciple of Chanism. Asking him to give Xiao Tianquan a holiday is just a piece of cake!
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! I'll look for Xiao Tianquan first! Talk to me later!
Monkey King: Remember to prepare for the New Year after you're done with your business! There will be a huge Red Envelope snatching session on New Year's Eve! Everyone in the group must give out big Red Envelopes! If you don't, you will be despised by the group!
Yanwang: I want spicy sticks and golden tiramisu!
Chang 'e: I want golden tiramisu too … (Blushing)
NeZha: I want Wahaha! (Acting cute)
Hong Hai 'er: Are you okay? I'll bring you to the supermarket and buy a hundred boxes for you! (Facepalm)
Chen Xiaobei: Haha! No problem! I'll spend the whole day tomorrow to prepare for the New Year! I guarantee that all of you will be satisfied!
After that, Chen Xiaobei exited the group.
After that, he sent a private message to Jiang Ziya.
Chen Xiaobei: Old Jiang, I'll give you three seconds to reply me! (Picking nose)
Jiang Ziya: Shidi Xiaobei, what can I do for you? (Instant reply)
Chen Xiaobei: I have two Spiritual Beasts. They have evolved from Seven-Star to Eight-Star. Their forms have changed a lot. Is there any way for them to return to their original form?
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