Li Bai: Ten thoughts … Thinking of the king, thinking of the country, thinking of the country … What a good couplet! It's so difficult! I give up.
Tao Yuanming: Nine Melodies … Long … Long … I can't come up with it as well …
Tang Bohu: I really know how to come up with this couplet! Give me another chance!
Monkey King: You have been disqualified! There are tens of thousands of people in the group watching! Don't act shamelessly!
Tang Bohu: (Three crying emojis)
Du Fu: * Cough * What? Can't anyone in the group match my couplet? Brother Bai, why don't you give it a try?
Bai Juyi: Erm … A couplet from the God of Poetry! I admit defeat!
Du Fu: Hahaha … So, I'm going to be the champion of this competition? (Three acting cool emojis) If that's the case, I'm going to announce the answer!
Chen: Hold on! Let me try!
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is online again!
Du Fu: Alright! Since you want to give it a try, let's go ahead!
"Hmph! Isn't this the classic couplet from Tang Bohu touching the fragrance of autumn? Let me show off! Poor little Tang Bohu, don't blame me for plagiarizing it! Wahahaha … "
Chen grinned and started to type on the keyboard, "Enjoy the flowers, the moon, and the fragrance of autumn with all eight eyes! Wait … People in the group might not know who Qiu Xiang is … I need to change it … "
Chen: Thinking of the king, thinking of the country, thinking of the country! Eight eyes admire the flowers, moon, and Chang'e!
Du Fu: Great! God Chen, you are so talented! The second half of the couplet is even better than the answer I prepared!
Li Bai: What a good 'Flower, moon, and Chang'e'! The couplet is so neat! The mood is so beautiful! God Chen, you are so talented!
Bai Juyi: God Chen, you are so talented! From today onwards, you are the number one scholar in the Three Realms Red Envelope Group! Let me ask you! Who is not convinced?
Tao Yuanming: I am convinced! 320 likes!
Tang Bohu: This is my couplet … (Eight crying emojis)
Monkey King: Go to hell! Xiaobei is the one who came up with this couplet! It's none of your business!
Chang'e: God Chen, I really admire your talent. Can I add you as my friend? (Three smitten emojis)
Liu Li: Wow! Little Sister Chang 'e has never added male friends! He made an exception for God Chen today!
Tang Bohu was speechless.
Canopy Marshal: (n + 1 tears)
Chen: Of course. Let me add Goddess.
Holding the cell phone in his hand, Chen was overjoyed.
Just by matching a couplet, he became the number one scholar in the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms. Not only that, he even got the favor of Goddess Chang 'e.
Du Fu: Hold on. According to the rules, God Chen has to come up with another question. If no one can answer it, then you will be the champion!
Chen: What are the benefits of being the champion?
Civil Star: This PK competition is organized by me. The champion will get a reward from me.
Chen: What the hell! Is there such a good thing? Let me think!
Happiness came so suddenly that Chen was caught off guard.
It was already good enough. If he could get Civil Star's reward, it would be even better!
"I need to think of a question. Kill in one blow! None of them can answer it! "Without hesitation, Chen opened up Baidu on his cell phone.
Three minutes later, he chose the question. An evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Chen: Dice, Pai Gow, Mahjong, the gambling addict is squandering.
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The whole group fell into silence when the question came out.
The tens of thousands of members in the group were all dumbfounded. None of them could answer the question. None of them even gave it a try.
After three minutes of silence, Du Fu stood up.
Du Fu: God Chen, please tell us the answer … None of us can match this couplet.
Chen: Alright. Everyone, please take a look. First line: Dice, Pai Gow, Mahjong, the gambling addict is squandering. Second line: The wind blows on the west side of the road. The heartbroken man is at the end of the world.
After a few seconds of silence, the group became lively again.
Du Fu: Good couplet! Not only is the couplet neat, the ending rhymes, it's also very educational! It's thought-provoking! Praise!
Li Bai: You are indeed the number one scholar in this group! I'm impressed!
Bai Juyi: Same here.
Tang Bohu: I can't answer this question as well. God Chen is really talented! Same here. + 2
Tao Yuanming: Same here.
Civil Star: Alright. Now, I am going to announce that the champion of the first couplet competition in the Three Realms Red Envelope Group is God Chen!
As soon as he said that, the group started to flood in with congratulatory messages. Chen was dazzled by the number of messages that came his way.
Civil Star: Alright. Everyone, please be quiet! Now, I am going to give the prize to God Chen! The Holy Heart Pill!
Ding!
A big red Red Envelope appeared on the screen.
"Scholar Sacred Heart Pill. Just from the name, it sounds awesome! Wahaha … "
Chen clicked and snatched the Red Envelope. Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Civil Star. You have received a Holy Heart Pill. It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
Then, he opened his treasure chest eagerly. Ding!
[Holy Heart Pill: Concocted by Laotzu himself. High-grade Divine Pill. Consuming it will grant the user with the strongest learning ability. Do you want to withdraw it?]
"Erm …"
Chen could not help but feel a headache after he read the explanation.
He skipped classes every day. What's the use of learning ability?
"Forget it. It's better than nothing. Let's eat it first."
Chen clicked on the withdraw button. A pill that was shining with holy light appeared in his hand.
He swallowed it without hesitation.
All of a sudden, Chen felt as if a stream of spring water was pouring into his head. He felt as if his brain was being pumped with a ton of water.
Erm … That's definitely not his brain. It's a very mysterious feeling!
Mind. This is a very common word.
At that moment, Chen felt like his brain had turned into a vast ocean. It was so vast that it could contain everything in the world!
"Siii … This feels so good!"
Chen took a deep breath. Suddenly, he felt like his head was clear and his eyes were clear. He was a hundred times more energetic!
When he looked at the phone screen again, something miraculous happened!
The messages on his cellphone made him dizzy. But now, he could see them clearly.
He could read ten lines at a glance. Not a single message was missed.
Also, he had a photographic memory. He could remember the content of every message. He could even remember the punctuation marks and expressions!
"Damn! This is a heaven-defying rhythm! "
Chen was shocked.
He did not expect the Holy Heart Pill to have such a powerful effect!
Scientifically speaking, Chen's brain functions had been fully developed! His computational ability was off the charts!
Chen quickly took out the most difficult Advanced Mathematics textbook and started to flip through it.
Still, he could read ten lines at a glance. Photographic memory.
What was even more awesome was that those obscure formulas and laws instantly became as simple as one plus one equals two!
As long as Chen glanced at the content, it would become his own knowledge.
Advanced Mathematics was the subject with the highest failure rate in university! But right now, it was child's play in Chen's eyes!
Chen felt as if he had turned from a bad student into a top student!
Who said that the Holy Heart Pill was useless?
It was even better than cheating!
Suddenly, his cellphone vibrated.
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