Chapter 501
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"Do you think I'm an idiot? You haven't even grown your pubic hair and you call yourself a doctor! "
Wang Yanrong rolled her eyes at Chen and said coldly, "Don't even think about changing the topic! No matter what you say, you will not change my mind! "
"That kid is too naive! How could he lie to Wang Yanrong with such an excuse? That woman did not even listen to Yap Tianlin. Why would she listen to this kid? "
"That's right! I bet that Wang Yanrong is going to teach that kid a lesson soon! "
"That woman is too ferocious! She will do anything when she goes crazy!"
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Everyone was pointing at Wang Yanrong. With Yap Tianlin as an example, everyone was very wary of Wang Yanrong.
Chen did not bother to argue with her and said, "Recently, your nose and mouth are dry during the day, and you have trouble sleeping at night. You are in low spirits, and you are agitated. However, your appetite is very good. You can eat anything at any time."
"You … How did you know?" Wang Yanrong was stunned. She could not believe what she just heard.
Everyone else had the same expression on their faces. They did not expect Chen to be able to diagnose Wang Yanrong's illness!
Most importantly, Chen did not check her pulse at all. He did not even ask her a simple question!
His method of diagnosis was really magical. Most people would not believe it if they did not see it with their own eyes!
"Do you believe me now? You are sick in the head! "Chen put on an evil smile and said.
"I … Am I really sick? Then, tell me, what is going on? "Wang Yanrong frowned and asked.
Chen explained, "This is because your spleen and stomach are not working well. It has caused the Qi in your stomach to stagnate. You need to clear it!"
"Then, how do I clear it?" Wang Yanrong asked doubtfully.
"It's very simple. Just follow my example and press hard here." Chen stretched out a finger and pressed on his Qihai acupoint.
"Are you going to harm me?" Wang Yanrong was hesitant.
"It's your body. Believe it or not." Chen laughed evilly and said, "You won't die from this illness anyway. At most, you will have an endocrine disorder and become a fat woman."
"What did you say …" Wang Yanrong's face changed. She was only twenty-five years old. This was the age where she cared about her appearance the most.
She couldn't wait to lose weight, so how could she let herself become a fat woman?
She made up her mind and imitated Chen. She pressed on her Qihai acupoint.
"Yes, that's it. Use more strength!" After Chen said that, he quickly pulled Lin's hand and stepped back a few meters. "Xiang Xiang, pinch your nose."
"Huh?" Lin Xiang did not understand, but she obediently pinched her nose.
"Wu wu …"
At this moment, a long and deep strange sound came from behind Wang Yanrong, accompanied by a sour and rotten stench that quickly spread throughout the entire space.
It turned out to be a long and loud fart!
"What the f * ck! What a stinky fart! "The surrounding people instantly felt their scalps go numb, and they all retreated.
Even though they had retreated far away, they were still unable to withstand the poisonous gas that was comparable to a biological weapon. Everyone copied Chen and Lin and pinched their noses.
"Stinking brat! How dare you trick me! "Wang Yanrong was so angry that her face turned red and green. She simply wanted to find a hole to hide in.
"I'm not tricking you. The so-called stomach gas is actually a fart!"
Chen said mockingly, "From the beginning, you have been farting with your mouth. That's not right. What I'm teaching you now is the correct way to deal with it. You should be thanking me."
"You are the one who farted with your mouth! In the end, you are just standing up for this bitch! Why did I believe in your bullshit?! "Wang Yanrong was so angry that her eyes were about to spit fire.
"It seems like your fart is not done yet, and it's coming out from your mouth again." Chen laughed mockingly. He pulled Lin Xiang's hand and took a few more steps back.
"Son of a bitch! Don't you dare run away! "Wang Yanrong would not let it go just like that. She wanted to chase after Chen.
* Qiu … Puff … Puff … Puff … Puff … Puff … *
It would be fine if she did not move, but once she moved, she would be in big trouble.
The pent-up stomach gas was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing out endlessly.
A series of earth-shattering farts were unleashed. Each fart was louder and smellier than the previous one. The crowd was so scared that they ran away immediately. They could not stand the stench.
"Blergh …" Wang Yanrong was so disgusted that she rolled her eyes.
But this time, she did not dare to move anymore. She was afraid that something even more disgusting would come out from her mouth.
"What the f * ck! This woman is so powerful! I think a gas bomb is nothing more than this! "
"Isn't that right? If we use her to bomb Dongjin, it will definitely be more effective than a nuclear weapon! "
"This is so disgusting! I need to leave first! If not, I will definitely die here! "
…..
Most of the people in the crowd were influential people. Under such circumstances, they did not want to stay for a second longer. All of them quickly left the place.
"Bastard! I will not let you go! "Wang Yanrong felt like killing herself. She had embarrassed herself in front of everyone. How was she going to face others in the future?
At that moment, Chen had already left with Lin Xiang.
"Xiaobei … Is she okay?" Lin Xiang asked softly.
"She's fine. Her illness is real. I just taught her a more direct way to deal with it."
Chen laughed evilly and said, "That woman is full of bullsh * t. How dare she slander my Xiang Xiang in front of everyone? Of course, I will return the favor! I will make her feel ashamed in front of everyone! "
"You are so nice!" Lin hugged Chen's arm and leaned on his shoulder. "As long as you are here, I don't have to worry even if the sky falls down!"
"Of course!" Chen said seriously. "I'm your man. Of course, I will hold up the sky for you!"
"You are not my man yet!" Lin said coquettishly.
"Isn't that easy? Let's go home now! Hehehe … "Chen put his arm around Lin's waist and quickened his pace.
At the backstage.
"Ruined … Ruined … That son of a bitch ruined my auction! He even ruined the perfect image that I have built up! I want to kill him! I must kill him! "
Yap Tianlin roared hysterically. His anger was about to shoot out from his eyes!
One should know that this auction was an important event that was held every year by Lingtian Organization. The items that he had spent a lot of effort to get to the auction were only secondary.
The most important thing was that the guests that came to the auction today were not people that he could easily invite! If they were to leave, Yap Tianlin's efforts for the past six months would all go to waste!
Also, from today onwards, whenever they see Yap Tianlin, those big shots would inevitably think of this smelly auction! They would think of the super poisonous bomb that made people's hair stand on end!
Whenever they see Yap Tianlin, they would feel like vomiting! How are they going to work together in the future?
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