Chapter 433
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"What the f * ck! Can't we just have fun together … Where is Sister Chang'e?! Sending a jinxed God of Misfortune, this is clearly a trap for me! "
Chen Xiaobei felt like his balls were about to explode. Even an idiot would not believe that this was not the Primeval Lord of Heaven's plan.
"Maybe I should just let the jinxed God of Bad Fortune die on his own!" Chen Xiaobei thought to himself.
But on second thought, he realized that it was not a good idea to do so.
Looking at the content of the conversation, the jinxed God did not even sign up. It seemed like he was set up as well.
If Chen Xiaobei did not take care of him, he might just starve to death on the street.
"Forget it. I should just contact the jinxed God and go and pick him up." Chen Xiaobei was not a cold-hearted person. The jinxed God was not at fault anyway.
"Bro Bei! Something's wrong! "
Yap's voice could be heard from outside the house.
"What's wrong?" Chen Xiaobei opened the door and saw Yap and Cangjin Gu standing at the door.
"Another killer is here!" Ye Liangchen said, "Don't you want to earn merit? We didn't do anything to him. We saved it for you! "
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said, "Let's go and take a look!"
It was late at night. There was no one outside. His parents were asleep as well.
But the assassin was too arrogant! He had the guts to walk through the front door!
He was in his fifties. He was not tall, and his hair was messy. It seemed like he had not washed it for a long time.
His misty eyes and mustache made him look a little wretched.
* Swoosh! * * Swoosh! * * Swoosh! *
Chen Xiaobei, Cangjin Gu and Cangjin Gu jumped down from the second-floor window and surrounded the assassin.
"Oh my god … That scared the hell out of me …" The pervert's legs trembled and he fell to the ground.
"This guy is an assassin?" Chen Xiaobei and Cangjin Gu looked at Yap in confusion.
"Erm … Maybe I'm mistaken …" Yap scratched his head. Ding!
[Cultivation: None. Health: 5. Combat power: 5!]
Chen Xiaobei checked with his Netherspirit Battlescouter and confirmed that this guy was not an assassin.
"Uncle, who are you? Why did you come to my house? "Chen Xiaobei asked.
"I'm here to find someone. Only when I find the person I'm looking for can I say who I am." The perverted uncle put on a scared face and said, "May I ask if Chen lives here?"
Weak?
"Are you Shaoba Xingjun?" asked Chen Xiaobei, taken aback.
"You are God Chen?" The perverted man stood up excitedly. He held Chen's hand tightly and said excitedly, "God Chen! I've finally found you! I'll follow you from now on! You have to help me complete this mission! "
"I …"
Chen's mouth twitched. He did not know how to respond to her.
He was so naive to think that he would be fine if he didn't pick up the jinx. But now, Jiang Ziya had already checked his house number!
Old foxes were still more cunning, and he was still too young!
"Bro Bei … Isn't the jinx the God of Bad Luck? Why are you holding his hand like that … Aren't you afraid that you'll be infected? "Yap took a few steps back nervously.
"Superstition. How can there be a God of Bad Luck?" Cang Jingu said in disdain. He did not know much about Chinese culture.
"You don't understand … There is such a deity in Chinese culture …" Chen gulped.
Looking at his hand that was being held tightly by the jinx, he could not help but feel a little scared.
"Don't worry, God Chen! My cultivation has been taken away. I did not bring any bad luck to you at all! "The jinx said in a serious tone.
"That's more like it. If not, I wouldn't have the guts to bring you home …" Chen let out a sigh of relief.
"Bro Bei, I still don't believe that there's a God of Bad Luck in this world. Can you let me see for myself?" Cang Jingu said respectfully.
Chen nodded. He was actually quite curious as well. "Shaoba Xingjun, don't you have a special skill? What's the use of it? "
Shaoba Xingjun said, "My special skill is the Crow's Mouth. Good people will not accept bad things. In other words, it's a curse that will bring bad luck to people. "
"Flying in the sky sounds really powerful! Can you curse someone to get hit by a car when they go out for a walk? Or get struck by lightning when it rains? "
"Sure. This is just a piece of cake." Shaoba Xingjun nodded.
"Damn! This is awesome! "
Chen's eyes lit up and said, "Who said that you can't kill people with your mouth? If anyone dares to go against me in the future, you can help me curse them to death with your mouth! You can kill people with just one sentence! Just thinking about it makes me happy! Hehe … "
"Erm … God Chen, you misunderstood me. Killing people with the Crow's Mouth was just a piece of cake in the past.
But now, my cultivation is gone. I can only use some low-level curses. I can't kill people with my Crow's Mouth … "Shaoba Xingjun said weakly.
"F * ck! I'm so happy for nothing … "Chen rolled his eyes. He knew that Jiang Ziya would not be so kind.
Although the Crow's Mouth was powerful, it was useless after it was weakened.
"Shaoba Xingjun, can you show us how powerful your Crow's Mouth is? I don't care if it's just a low-level curse. "Cang Jingu was very persistent. He wanted to see if the God of Misfortune was real.
"I can … But, I don't have a target to curse … We are all friends of God Chen. I can't possibly curse you guys …" Shaoba Xingjun said weakly.
"You can curse me then! I've been an atheist since I was young!" Cang Jingu said confidently.
"Then, you can pick a topic … I'm good at cursing. It's the three unluckiest things in life!" Shaoba Xingjun said.
"The three unluckiest things in life? Which three? "Cang Jingu asked.
Chen and Yap widened their eyes as well. They were curious as well.
Shaoba Xingjun said weakly, "A shoe will be pierced when you pee, feces will come out when you fart, and paper will be torn when you wipe! Come on! I will definitely satisfy your request! "
* Blarrgghhhh … * Chen and Yap almost fell to the ground.
"What the f * ck … What the f * ck …" Cang Jingu's face turned green.
He was the most talented genius in Japan in a hundred years. How could he possibly do those three stupid things?
Not to mention him, if it was anyone else, unless they were extremely unlucky, it would be very difficult for them to do it!
"If the curse is successful, it would be like a little cow standing on its head!" Yap Liang Chen said with a sigh.
Chen shook his head and said, "But, this kind of curse is useless … It can't do any real damage to the enemy!"
"Then, should we change to something else? Young man, why don't you try to attack me?" Shaoba Xingjun looked at Cang Jingu and said weakly.
"Me? Attack you? Uncle, please don't joke with me. You will die if you do that! "
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