On the computer screen, there was a post on the school forum.
The title was "Master Shi Threw Ten Thousand Gold Coins to Celebrate His Girlfriend's Birthday!
There were a lot of pictures in the post. For example, Shi Mingwei and Yao Bing's intimate interaction, blowing out the candles, making wishes, cutting the cake, etc. Every picture was very sweet and happy.
"Third brother, don't be sad …"
"Third brother, don't be sad. You don't need this kind of b * tch!"
"Third brother! You have to hold on! Don't do anything stupid! "
All three of his roommates were worried for Chen. They were afraid that he would be upset.
Chen smiled calmly and asked, "How long has it been since the three of you last refreshed this post?"
"What do you mean?" Zhou asked.
"Quick, refresh it!" Zhang reminded them.
Li quickly tapped on the refresh button.
The next second, the three of them were completely stunned.
There were a lot of new pictures in the post. And, each of them could only be described with one word: Heavy! Mouth! Taste!
After exiting the post, the front page of the forum was flooded with this news.
[Master Shi vomited sh * t! His girlfriend was vomited all over his face! Ten thousand gold coins to celebrate his birthday! It's ten thousand gold coins!]
[Why did Master Shi vomit sh * t when he walked into science?]
[What does sh * t taste like? How does it taste?] Shi Mingwei, Yao Bing.
...
"Damn! The forum is flooded! Will Yao Bing still be able to meet people in the future? "
"That b * tch deserved it! She played us for a fool! Retribution! "
"Quick! I want to see the rest!"
All three of his roommates were stunned. They were completely immersed in this heavy news.
Chen smiled but did not say a word. He was trying to hide his achievements and fame.
After washing up, Chen laid on his bed to see if there were any more Red Envelopes to snatch.
He was the only one who knew that it was all thanks to the Three Realms Red Envelope Group that he was able to deal with the couple and rescue Lan.
All the Red Envelopes in that group were treasures. The more the better!
Suddenly, his cellphone vibrated.
Ding! [Zhu Bajie has sent you a friend request.]
Chen was stunned. The first thing that popped up in his mind was a pig's head. "Second Shixiong? Why did he send me a friend request? Did he find out that I'm an outsider? "
Today was the opening day of the Three Realms Intranet. Chen must have entered the Three Realms Red Envelope Group because of a loophole in the system. If he was found out, he would definitely be kicked out!
What should he do?
"Oh right! Let's have a divination! "
An idea came to Chen Xiaobei's mind. He quickly calculated with his fingers and let out a sigh of relief. "It's a good sign. Don't worry about adding Second Shixiong."
He clicked accept and immediately received a message.
Zhu Bajie: Hello fellow cultivator! (Three shy emojis)
"Uh …"
An image of a shy pig appeared in Chen's mind, and he couldn't help but feel disgusted. He braced himself and replied, "Hello, Zhu Bajie. May I know why you are looking for me?"
Canopy Marshal: You just snatched three marriage talismans, right?
Chen: Yes.
Canopy Marshal: Can you let me have one? I would give you anything else.
Chen: Why does the marshal need the Charm of Marriage?
Canopy Marshal: I want to be with Fairy Chang 'e … (N shy emojis)
Chen: I understand now. (a sweating emoji)
Who in the Three Realms didn't know about Second Senior Brother and Chang 'e?
Anyway, Chen thought that the Charm of Marriage was of little value. So, it was not a big deal to get another one.
But the problem was, what should he get in exchange for it?
Chen knew nothing about deities. He thought for a while and replied, "Marshal, do you have the Monkey Fur of Prosperity from Sun Wukong? If you do, you can exchange it with me. "
Canopy Marshal: I really don't have it … Elder Shixiong was too excited about giving out Red Envelopes today. So, a large part of his fur is gone. It's going to be hard to get his fur in a short period of time. (Three sweating emojis)
Chen was a little disappointed. Anyway, it was a good omen, and Second Senior Brother was a little dumb. So, he decided to ask him directly.
Chen: Does Second Senior Brother have anything that can be used by ordinary people?
Canopy Marshal: Something that can be used by ordinary people? I don't have it with me, but I can go back to Gaolao Village.
Chen was speechless. Gaolao Village really existed.
After thinking for a while, he realized that he was so poor that he was almost eating dirt. So, he replied, "Okay, then get me some gold, silver, and jewelry."
Canopy Marshal: Gold, silver, and jewelry are all useless things. Don't you think it's a loss to exchange them for the Charm of Marriage?
Chen: It's not a loss. It's not a loss. Just treat it as making friends with the marshal.
Canopy Marshal: Alright! I'm definitely going to be your friend! Wait for me, I'm going to look for it now!
Chen grinned and thought to himself, "Gold and silver are useless to you, but they are very useful to me! Exchanging them for treasures, I'm so lucky! Hehehe … "
"Third brother! Come and take a look! The forum has been flooded by another thread! "Zhang Fengyi shouted.
"What other post could be more popular than Shi Mingwei vomiting shit?" Chen jumped off his bed curiously and went over to take a look.
[Lan Mengcheng and the mysterious guy are out! Returning to the hostel late at night!]
Under the huge title, there were many photos as proof.
Almost all of the people who commented on the post were Lan's die-hard fans. They were all envious, jealous, and cursing the mysterious guy's ancestors!
"Are people nowadays so free that their balls hurt? I might as well masturbate it … "Chen said guiltily.
Luckily, the picture was taken at night, so his face could not be seen clearly. If not, he would be in big trouble.
"Third brother! Why is the mysterious guy in the picture wearing the same clothes as you? That can't be you, right? "Li Ming's eyes widened in surprise.
"What?! Bastard! What is your relationship with our Lan Goddess?! "
Zhou and Zhang slammed the table and stood up. They rubbed their fists and walked towards Chen.
These two guys were Lan's die-hard fans. They would not let Chen off easily.
Chen swallowed. He knew that it would be pointless to explain himself now. So, he decided to do the opposite and said, "Fine! I admit that Lan is my girlfriend! "
All three of his roommates were stunned when they heard this.
"Third brother, since when did you learn how to brag?" Zhou rolled his eyes.
"I'm not bragging. The person in the picture is really me! I mustered up the courage to admit it, but you don't believe me! "Chen said.
"Third brother! This pretentiousness has no technical content at all … "Li Ming shook his head and continued to read the post.
"Third brother, I have to teach you a lesson. You are so poor that you don't even have money to eat. How dare you fantasize about Lan Goddess? Don't forget! Lan Family is the number one family in Green Vine City. Only the top young masters have the right to pursue her! "Zhang said.
"Anyway, I've already admitted it. It's fine if you don't believe me." Chen shrugged and silently gave himself a thumbs up for his quick-wittedness.
Suddenly, his phone vibrated.
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