Chapter 39
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On the old lady's face, Chen saw another face!
Her hair was disheveled, and her eyes were sunken in. There were no eyeballs, only two black holes. Her mouth was open, and her fangs were exposed. Her tongue was sticking out.
Possessed by a ghost!
Chen's heart was racing. He tried his best not to scream out loud.
This was the first time he encountered something like this. He was afraid that the evil spirit would be alerted.
Chen calmed himself down.
After taking a closer look, he realized that the evil spirit's face was filled with blue Yin Qi. It looked like an illusion. It overlapped with the old lady's face. It was really creepy.
Chen activated his Netherspirit Battlescouter. Ding!
[Low-level evil spirit. Cultivation: * * * * * *. Health: Soul form. Combat power: 300!]
"Damn! Soul form! Does this mean that my fist can't hit the evil spirit? Even if I borrow Xiangyu's strength, it will still be useless! "
Chen thought quickly, "I need to calm down … I can't alert the evil spirit before I come up with a solution. If not, its three hundred combat power will crush me in seconds!"
"Chen, about the thing that I told you just now …" Lan thought that Chen was daydreaming. She reminded him softly.
"Erm … Erm … I need to pee. I need to use the toilet first." Chen had no choice but to use the Urinal Escape Skill.
Lan was smart. She knew that Chen must have a reason for doing this. She said, "There is a toilet on the left side of the door. You can go there by yourself. I will wait for you here."
"Okay!"
Chen ran out of the toilet.
He rushed into the toilet and locked the door. He took out his cellphone and opened the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms.
The only thing that could help him solve his problem now was this magical Red Envelope Group!
The first choice to deal with evil spirits was Yanwang.
But this was an emergency. He did not know if Yanwang was online. So, Chen sent a message to the group.
Chen: Everyone, I have encountered an evil spirit with three hundred combat power. Can anyone help me kill it?
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is online! (Three cute emojis)
Zhu Bajie: Brother, I finally see you! The Prime of Tongtian has given us a decree. You are only allowed to contact us. We are not allowed to harass you! I missed you so much these days! (Three kisses)
God Erlang: Everyone, form a group and watch God Chen!
Xiao Tianquan: Woof woof woof!
Earth God: Great Deity! Please hug his thigh!
Heavenly Soldier A: Previous comment + 1!
Heavenly Soldier B: Previous comment + 2!
Chen: F * ck me! The building is crooked! Now, let's get down to business! Catch ghosts! Catch ghosts! Catch ghosts!
Bull Demon King: Mighty Immortal! Do you want to rent my Mixed Iron Sky Flattening Hammer? One hammer strike could kill ten thousand low-level malevolent spirits! The price was fair, 1000 merit points a day!
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: God, just rent my Qiankun Exquisite Pagoda! One thousand merit points for two days!
Xuanzang: Immortal! Rent my Purple Gold Buddhist Staff! I can even give you an evil spirit expiation ritual! The set price was only 998!
Taibai Jinxing: Rent it to me …
Barefoot Immortal: Mine …
…
For a moment, all kinds of deities jumped out and tried their best to promote their Dharma treasures.
Tears rolled down Chen's cheeks.
These guys were all f * cking geniuses!
If all of them came to earth to do Taobao WeChat Business, they would definitely make a fortune!
Chen did not have time to waste on them. He gritted his teeth and replied: Everyone, your Dharma treasures are great, but I only have eighty-seven merit points. I am the one who is willing to rent my Dharma treasures.
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Half a minute had passed, and no one else appeared in the group.
"F * ck! This group of profiteering profiteers! You guys better remember this! "Chen was so frustrated that he wanted to jump up and down and curse them.
Suddenly, a message popped up in the group.
Finally, there was someone who was kind enough!
Yanwang: God! I can give you a Dharma item to kill evil spirits, and I don't want any merit points!
Chen: This is great! Yanwang is a good friend!
Yanwang: If you are satisfied, can you give me some spicy sticks? These days, I have been dreaming of spicy sticks. Everything else is tasteless. (Three begging emojis)
Chen almost burst out laughing when he saw the message.
Yanwang was still thinking about spicy sticks?!
Chen: No problem. I just happened to get some spicy sticks. I will send them to you tomorrow, okay?
Yanwang: Okay! Okay! Okay! That's great! (Three drooling emojis)
Ding! [You have received a Red Envelope from Yanwang. You have received a Beginner Demon Slayer Peach Wooden Sword. It has been kept in your treasure chest.]
"Haha! Trading spicy sticks for Dharma treasures! This is awesome! "
Chen was overjoyed. He quickly opened his treasure chest to check.
[Beginner Demon Slayer Peach Wooden Sword, from the underworld. One slash can kill a beginner demon. Do you want to withdraw it?]
Withdraw!
A light flashed, and a red wooden sword the size of a finger appeared in Chen's hand.
There was a trace of Yang aura on it. This was the nemesis of evil spirits!
"Hmph! Little evil spirit! Wait for me to send you to hell! "
Just when Chen was about to go out and kill the evil spirits, the group became lively again.
Zhu Bajie: Yanwang, what is spicy sticks?
Yanwang: That is a delicacy that only God Chen can get his hands on! (Three drooling emojis)
Bull Demon King: God Chen! Spicy sticks please!
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Me too!
...
Those who were hiding earlier jumped out again. All of them wanted to have a taste of the legendary food.
"Hmph! All of you are pretending to be invisible when I need your help! You want spicy sticks? How can there be such a good thing in this world? "
Chen pursed his lips and replied, "Spicy sticks are the most delicious food in the world! I have to put in a lot of hard work to get it! Final price, 10,000 merit points for one stick. Limited to ten sticks. Pre-order as soon as possible!
Bull Demon King: It's too expensive … I can't afford it …
God Erlang: It's just some food! Merit points are more important than that! Not buying! Not buying!
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Everyone in the group agreed. No one was willing to pay such a high price for spicy sticks.
Chen was too lazy to care about them.
With Yanwang as a living advertisement, there will be foodies who will take the bait sooner or later!
The most important thing now was to kill the evil spirits!
Chen put away his cellphone and ran back to the house.
"Mengchen, can you go out for a while? I want to talk to my grandma alone." Chen said directly.
"But …" Lan was hesitant.
"If you trust me, go out first. No matter what you hear, don't come in." Chen said seriously.
"Alright. I will leave my grandma in your hands!" Lan had a feeling that things were not as simple as they seemed. But, she trusted Chen. So, she stood up and walked out of the house.
"Kid, I knew there was something wrong with you just now. It seems like you are here for me!"
The old lady's eyes suddenly turned blue, and a creepy voice came out from her mouth.
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