Chapter 3639
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Canopy: Xiaobei! You're finally here! Haha! Come to Mount Huaguo! Let's eat heavenly peaches and drink heavenly wine together and live happily ever after! (Happy emoji)
Chen Xiaobei: Idiot! Are you f * cking kidding me? The calamity is coming and you're still so relaxed? Do you know how to spell the word 'death'?
Canopy: Even if the sky falls, there's still someone taller to hold it up! As long as Monkey King doesn't fall, Mount Huaguo is the safest place!
Chen Xiaobei: Idiot! Who told you that you're going to help me more after you ascended to the Heavens? It's only been a few days and you're already so depressed! I think you ascended to the Heavens to slack off even more!
Canopy: Erm … Erm … Who said I'm going to slack off? We're good brothers! One word from you and I'll go up to the mountains! One sea of fire! My name isn't Canopy if I frown!
Chen Xiaobei: That's more like it! I'm going to the Heavenly Court to save someone! I need you to lead the way!
Canopy: Hello? Eh … That's weird … Why is there no signal? Xiaobei … Hello!
Chen Xiaobei: Idiot! I knew I couldn't rely on you! Let's not talk about anything else!
Canopy: No no no … I'm just kidding! How can we not be friends?
Chen Xiaobei: This is a matter of life and death! Are you kidding me? (Angry)
Canopy: No … Heavenly Court! That's too dangerous! I'm doing this for your own good! If we fall into the enemy's hands, we'll both wish we were dead!
Chen Xiaobei: I've seen through you! (Disgusted) I was planning to treat you to coke, fried chicken, and Japanese porn after the mission is successful! Forget it … I'll go by myself!
Canopy: Wait! (Drooling) Are you lying to me?
Coke! Fried chicken! Porn! Those were the three hobbies of a fat otaku!
Canopy was even fatter than a fat otaku. There was no way he could resist this temptation!
Chen Xiaobei: Why would I lie to you? I've already left my phone in the human world, so I can send whatever I want to eat here with a red envelope!
Canopy: Wow! Xiaobei! You are so, so smart! He actually thought of leaving his phone in the human world!
Chen: Just one sentence! Should I go or not?
Canopy: Go! Holy shit! I'll go back to the First Heaven to look for you!
Chen: I will give you half a day.
Canopy: Great! I'm leaving now!
After exiting the private chat, Chen shook his head helplessly.
It was true that a leopard could not change its spots. Canopy Canopy had always been gluttonous, lecherous, cowardly, and afraid of death.
Luckily, Chen had plenty of ways to deal with him.
"Enter the Heavenly Court and use the 32 Heavenly Seals! Five Elemental Spirit Base for battle! Use the Origin Suppressing Divine Escape Talisman to retreat! Second Senior Brother will lead the way! "
"As long as there are no accidents, we should be able to save Chang 'e safely! What I need to consider now is, will there be any other variables when the time comes? "
Clearly, the trump card that Chen Xiaobei had was enough to save Chang 'e if everything went smoothly.
However, if something unexpected happened, it might be beyond what the trump card could handle.
When that happened, he might be in mortal danger.
"Actually, the biggest variable is the Exalted Immortals at the banquet!"
With their cultivation, they could kill their way to the Jade Lake Divine Palace and the Southern Heavenly Gate in no time at all! If that's the case, my mission could fail at any time!
That's why I need to think of a way to make more preparations! It would be best if I can make myself more powerful! Only when I'm strong enough will I be able to deal with more variables and accidents! "
First of all, I didn't use my body to devour anything when I broke through to Nine-Star Earth-God and Deity Stage! This is a type of operation that can make me stronger! "
Secondly, the mission will take place in five days. If I can get my hands on some high-grade Beast Blood, my health will increase tremendously! This is the second option! "
Chen Xiaobei thought for a while and shook his head. "But then again, this little bit of improvement is not even enough to fill the gap between the teeth of those deities who are going to attend the banquet!"
"So, in the end, I still have to think of a way to deal with these people! Only by dealing with them can I be absolutely safe! "
Clearly, Chen had come back to the root of the problem after thinking about it for a while.
How could he deal with the deities at the banquet?
"Back then, when Monkey King caused a ruckus at the Saturn Peach Feast, I think he used a magical sleepy bug to make all the deities fall asleep!"
Chen Xiaobei frowned. "Unfortunately, Monkey King did not reply. I can't ask him how to get that sleepy bug …"
"Wait! I don't have to use the sleepy bug! I can use poison too! "
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up. "I remember that the Jade Emperor said that he will make everyone drink as much as possible during the banquet! As long as I can poison the wine, everything will fall into place! "
Chen Xiaobei saw a huge ray of hope when he thought about it.
The best poison user was none other than the Demon Rahu. However, he did not do anything. Clearly, he was busy.
Other than Rahu, the second person that Chen Xiaobei could think of was Acheron.
Chen Xiaobei opened the Red Envelope Group and sent a private message to Acheron.
Chen Xiaobei: Brother, are you there? I have something that I need your help with!
Acheron: Yes! Brother Xiaobei! You haven't contacted me for a long time! I thought you have forgotten about me!
Chen Xiaobei: Brother, you must be joking. It's not that I don't want to contact you. I was just too busy!
Acheron: Tell me. Why are you looking for me today?
Chen Xiaobei: I want to ask you for a type of poison. The kind that can make the Jade Emperor faint!
Acheron: What?! Why do you need such a powerful poison?! (Shocked)
Chen Xiaobei: I can't tell you the details. Brother, can you tell me if there is such a poison?
Acheron: Yes, there is! But why don't you just poison your enemies to death? Getting rid of the root of the problem is the way to go!
Chen Xiaobei: Erm … Because I need to poison a lot of people. Some are my enemies, and some are my own people. I can't poison them all! More importantly, if I can't poison them to death immediately, they might attract more terrifying enemies!
Acheron: I understand now! If you want to make people faint, I have a type of Mind Hypnosis! It's colorless and tasteless. It works fast. I guarantee that you will be satisfied!
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Then, can you give me more of it?!
Acheron: Erm … This type of poison is very difficult to concoct. I think …
Chen Xiaobei: Brother, do you have any requests? Just tell me! I will try my best to satisfy you!
Acheron: I want you to return the 48 Blood God's Illusions to me!
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