Chapter 356
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"Maybe another day. It's too late now."
Chen sent Xiaoyao back to the North Mountain Mansion. However, he did not agree to her request.
"Eh? Did you change your mind? Why aren't you taking advantage of me? "
Xiaoyao blinked her beautiful eyes and asked suspiciously.
"Even if I'm a hooligan, I'm a hooligan with a goal! No matter how hungry I am, I will not take advantage of a washboard! Am I right? "Chen pursed his lips and laughed evilly.
"Damn it! Who are you calling a washboard?! "Xiaoyao was enraged.
"Alright. I'm not going to joke with you anymore. I have something else to do tonight. If you agree to let me help you, I promise that I will turn your Wang Zai Mantou into a Dog Ignores stuffed bun!" Chen laughed evilly.
"Hmph! I thought that you are really good at healing! How big is a Dog Ignores stuffed bun? It doesn't even have a B-Class … "Xiaoyao said angrily.
"Haha … How big do you want it to be? Is a basketball big enough? "Chen laughed.
"Basketball? That's too big … It's not even convenient for me to practice martial arts … "Xiaoyao was thinking about it. Suddenly, she realized that Chen's smile was getting more and more evil.
"Asshole! Go to hell! How dare you trick me! I'm not going to talk to you anymore! "
Xiaoyao's face turned red immediately. She opened the car door and ran into the mansion.
"Silly girl."
Chen smiled even more warmly when he saw her leaving.
He parked his car by the roadside. Chen took out his cellphone and logged into the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms.
From the beginning, the group was already in a mess.
That was why Chen rejected Xiaoyao's shameful request.
Bull Demon King: Did you hear about it? The Primeval Lord of Heaven is going to announce a new Three Realms Mission! (Surprised)
Hanged Ghost: I heard about it! It seems like everyone can participate in it. As long as they complete the mission, they will be rewarded with a thousand years of Dao! (Looking forward to it)
Spider Demon: Oh my god! A thousand years of Dao! This is so awesome!
White Bone Demon: Isn't that right? This is a big prize for us demons and spirits! Who knows the details of the mission? I have to sign up!
Hong Hai 'er: I heard that they are going to send someone to a lost land called' Earth '!
Bull Demon King: What? To the Lost Lands? Who would be willing to go to that kind of godforsaken place without any spiritual qi! You naughty brat, who did you hear that from? Was it reliable?
Hong Hai'er: I heard it from NeZha! Nezha's master was one of the twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect, Perfected Taiyi! The Primordial Lord of Heaven held a meeting with the 12 Golden Immortals and personally told them about this. Do you think it's reliable?
Bull Demon King: This … this is a little mysterious … Did Nezha say what the Primeval Lord of Heaven wanted to do by sending people to the Lost Land?
Hong Hai 'er: I heard that he's going to recruit disciples. Once he gets about three million disciples, the mission will be considered completed!
Hanged Man: Damn! I thought this task was a chance for us spirits and ghosts to increase our cultivation, but it turned out to be a task for immortals!
Spider Demon: Yeah … If we go, we'll be lucky if we don't scare them to death. How are we going to get any disciples?
White Bone Spirit: Sigh … I have no choice. The Chanism won the battle of the Wind God. If the Prime of Tongtian's Jieism won, we spirits and ghosts would have a much better life …
Spider Demon: Don't talk nonsense! Right now, Chanism, Ren, and Jieism are one family! You will get into trouble if you say something like that! (Nervous)
… …
Chen Xiaobei was confused when he saw the information on the screen.
The Primordial Lord of Heaven, the Prime of Tongtian, and the Laotzu were known as the Three Pure Ones. They were the three supreme deities of Taoism!
They were also the three most recognized saints among the seven Heavenly Saints since the beginning of the world.
During the War of Gods, the Laotzu chose to hide from the world.
The Primordial Lord of Heaven led Chanism and Jieism to fight against the Prime of Tongtian.
In the end, the Primordial Lord of Heaven invited the Laotzu and the two saints from the Western Faction, Zhun Ti and Jie Yin.
The four saints worked together to break the Godslaying Sword Formation.
In the end, the Primordial Lord of Heaven won the War of Gods and became the leader of the Three Pure Ones.
The Three Realms Mission issued by the Primordial Lord of Heaven! And the mission location was Earth!
"Isn't this a little too exciting?"
Chen Xiaobei was shocked.
Earth was a small piece of land. How could it withstand the attacks from the gods in the chat group?
How many buildings would the Monkey King destroy with his Jingu Bang?
How many people would die when the Bull Demon King transform?
Who on Earth could extinguish the Samadhi True Fire from Hong Haier's mouth?
How was this a mission?
This was a monster that invaded Earth! Even if Ultraman were to come, he would probably be beaten to a pulp by them …
"No, I have to ask Sifu. After all, Earth is my territory!"
Chen Xiaobei gulped and sent a message to the Prime of Tongtian.
He waited for a while but did not receive a reply.
"It seems like Sifu is still in the Ancient Void Land … Let me ask NeZha …"
Chen Xiaobei immediately sent a message to NeZha.
This cute kid was so bored that he replied to Chen Xiaobei within seconds.
NeZha: God Chen! Why are you looking for me? (Acting cute)
Chen Xiaobei: Everyone in the chat group is talking about the Three Realms Mission. I want to ask you if it's true. After all, I'm on Earth … (Sweating)
NeZha: Of course it's true! The Primeval Lord of Heaven will officially announce it in a few days' time. Also, this mission is closely related to you!
Chen Xiaobei: Erm … Why is it related to me? Hurry up and tell me! (Anxious)
NeZha: Because Earth is your territory! You will be the one to protect our people when they go there!
Chen Xiaobei: Me? (Sweating) Are you kidding me? With my weak cultivation, I can barely protect myself. You want me to protect a god?
NeZha: This mission is very special. The Primeval Lord of Heaven will seal all of the people who descend to Earth. They will not be able to bring any merit points with them! Those who descend to Earth will be no different from ordinary people. They will definitely look for you when they are unfamiliar with the place!
Chen Xiaobei: Are you sure this mission is not a trap? You are not allowed to bring any Dharmic powers or merit points with you! How long will it take for you to gather three million disciples?
NeZha: It's actually not that difficult! God Chen, you already have three hundred and fifty thousand disciples!
Chen Xiaobei: Huh? I have three hundred and fifty thousand disciples? Why don't I know about this?
Are disciples equivalent to fans?
I think the number of fans in my fan club is three hundred and fifty thousand!
NeZha: Because you are not on the list of deities yet, that's why you can't sense it! You will know in the future that the Power of Vow from a disciple is very useful!
Chen Xiaobei: Being on the list of deities is still too far away for me … I just want to know if I can get any benefits from taking care of them.
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