[Wow! Wow! Wow! Treasure of Kidney is amazing! After drinking it, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I don't even need to pant!]
[Last time, my wife used to measure the time with a stick of incense. Ever since I drank the Treasure of Kidney, I asked her to replace it with a mosquito coil!]
[Bro Bei is so reliable! It's ten thousand times more reliable than those commercials on TV!]
[Bro Bei's product! It must be the best!]
[I want to order another ten bottles!]
[I want it too … I want it too …]
...
As expected, once the Treasure of Kidney was released into the market, it received a lot of good reviews. Everyone who used it praised it.
Three hundred thousand fans spread the news, reposted it, and recommended it to their friends and family!
Coupled with Chen Xiaobei's advertisement, it became a hot topic on the internet.
The number of fans in Chen Xiaobei's fan club skyrocketed, reaching three hundred and thirty thousand in no time.
Zhang Fengyi was grinning from ear to ear.
After the one hundred thousand bottles were sold out, he received a new order for another one hundred thousand bottles.
If the factory was not so small and the production was limited, the number of orders would be a few times higher!
Zhang Fengyi strongly requested to expand the production and sell the Treasure of Kidney all over the country! Sell it to Asia! Sell it to the world!
Unfortunately, Chen Xiaobei turned him down.
After all, there was only one dragon's dick!
Unless he asked NeZha to get more of it in the future!
However, Chen Xiaobei was worried that the Old Dragon King would come to earth to kill him if he could not defeat NeZha.
What if there was a flood or something? Chen Xiaobei thought that it was better to stop before it went too far.
Moreover, the profit from the Treasure of Kidney was already very high.
Zhang Fengyi did some calculations. After deducting the cost of utilities, workers, packaging, and other costs, he would also deduct the part of the sales that would decrease due to the saturation of the market. Conservatively speaking, the dividends that Chen Xiaobei would receive every month would not be less than ten million!
That would be one hundred and twenty million a year!
Using the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine for ten years would not be a problem. It would still be an astronomical figure!
Chen Xiaobei was on cloud nine after doing some simple calculations.
Suddenly, his cellphone vibrated.
Ding! [Bull Demon King has sent you a private message!]
"Eh? Why did this guy think of looking for me? I was just about to look for him! "Chen raised his eyebrows and opened the private chat immediately.
Bull Demon King: God Chen, are you there? (Grinning foolishly)
Chen: Yes. Brother Niu, what's up?
Bull Demon King: Yesterday, I went to Mount Hua Guo for a drink. My Monkey Bro, your Monkey Bro, gave me your new Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine!
Chen: Mm. How does it taste?
Bull Demon King: Damn! That feeling! There was really no one else like him! There was only one word to describe it — super cool! (Thumbs up)
Chen: Brother Niu, did your PE teacher teach you math? (wiping sweat)
Bull Demon King: What is math? (dumbfounded)
Chen: Erm … Nothing … You can carry on …
Bull Demon King: Not only does your wine taste good, but it is also very effective! After I left the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits, I went to Yuyu's place first and let that little demon have a good time. Then, I went back to my Immortal's cave and let Fan Fan have a good time! (Perverted)
Chen: Cough … Brother Niu, can you get to the point? (Waterfall Sweat)
Bull Demon King: The point is, the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine has helped me regain my confidence and dignity as a bull! I just want to ask, God Chen, can you give me some? (Flattering face)
Chen: I'm really impressed … Just tell me if you want the wine. You don't have to beat around the bush …
Bull Demon King: So, God Chen is willing to give me the wine?
Chen: Cough … Cough … There's no free lunch in this world! If you want the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine, use something else to exchange for it!
Bull Demon King: What do you need? I'm poor … (Pitiful)
Chen: I don't need anything expensive. I just want some Heavenly Beast Food. That's not too much, right?
Bull Demon King: Not at all! Not at all! Hong Hai 'er used to raise Heavenly Beast. He has a lot of Heavenly Beast Food left! I'll exchange one hundred bags of Heavenly Beast Food for a barrel of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine. Is that okay?
Chen: Okay! Deal! I'll go get the wine now!
Bull Demon King: Thank you so much! (Salivating)
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bull Demon King. You have received one hundred bags of Heavenly Beast Food. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Chen grinned and left for the island in the middle of the lake.
To Chen's surprise, two more group members came to him right after he gave Bull Demon King a barrel of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.
They were Shennong and Yanwang.
These two fellows were definitely gobblers of the Sanctuary Division! They will be there wherever there's good food!
They were the first ones to try the spicy sticks.
Chen chatted with them briefly. Both of them were here for the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine!
"Hehe! My Monkey King must have helped me advertise it! It's so cool to have a big brother like him! "
Chen took care of Shennong first.
He used a barrel of wine to exchange for one thousand bottles of Hundred Herbs Potion.
Since he had given Xiangyu the Hundred Herbs Potion, his inventory was almost empty. These one thousand bottles would be enough for Chen to use for a long time.
"Next, it's time to deal with Yanwang! This time, I'm going to make a big deal with him! "
Chen rubbed his hands and opened the private chat.
Chen: I'm sorry. I had something to do just now. Sorry to keep you waiting!
Yanwang: Not long! Not long! As long as God Chen can give me the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine! Ever since I've heard the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal's introduction, I've wanted to taste that wine even in my dreams! (Salivating emoji)
Chen: I can give it to you. But, I need something in exchange!
Yanwang: I understand. What do you want, God Chen? I'll try my best to satisfy you!
Chen: Alright! Yanwang is really straightforward! I'll be straight to the point! I want one thousand Undead Spirit Pills! And a powerful spell that can be used by Evil Spirits! At least five stars and above! Lastly, I need you to upgrade my Netherspirit Battlescouter!
Yanwang: (Shocked) God Chen! You're asking for too much!
Chen: Don't worry, Yanwang! In return, I'll give you three barrels of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine! (Cool emoji)
Yanwang: That's more like it! I can figure out a way to get the Undead Spirit Pills and Evil Spirit Spells. But, upgrading my Netherspirit Battlescouter is really troublesome …
Chen: Let me add one more poke!
Yanwang: Alright then … Which function do you want to upgrade?
Chen: I want my Netherspirit Battlescouter to be able to see through Pure Yang Spiritual Items!
Yanwang: No! One barrel of wine is not enough to upgrade this function! After all, the Netherspirit Battlescouter is a Pure Yin Attribute. It's too expensive to modify it!
Chen: No? Forget it then! I don't want the other two items as well! (Shrugs) I'll ask my Sifu to help me when he comes back! He can definitely solve it easily!
Yanwang: This … God Chen! Let's talk about this!
Yanwang: God Chen! Are you still there?
Yanwang: Deal! Deal! I'll help you upgrade it, okay?
Yanwang: God Chen, come back quickly! You're making me so anxious! (Crying emoji) Other than seeing through Pure Yang Spiritual Items, I'll give you another function!
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