Chapter 262
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"I'm ready! I'm going to create a bloodbath in the group tonight! Wahaha … "
Chen started his shopping mode. He bought a few hundred cartons of Lehaha Calcium Milk, spicy sticks, and ham sausages.
There were three big Red Envelopes in total. He was sure that none of the group members would return home empty-handed!
Everyone was in a frenzy, so how could there be a lack of red packets?
Chen had a feeling that today was going to be a very fruitful day.
...
Chen returned home and had dinner with his parents.
Chen ran to his room, took a deep breath, cracked his fingers, shook his neck, stretched his muscles, put on some eye drops, and did some eye exercises.
After all the preparation work was done, Chen entered the state of being One with the Heavens.
"Red Envelopes! I'm coming! "
When he opened the Red Envelope Group, the group members were already in a mess.
God Erlang: What time is it? Why isn't God Chen here yet? My fingers are hungry and thirsty!
Yanwang: Chen, please come online! I've been waiting for so long that the flowers have withered! (Flower Withered)
Shinno: I heard that there are spicy sticks! I'm here to join in the fun!
NeZha: Hehe! And my favorite Lehaha! (Clapping) I've prepared a big Red Envelope as well! Come if you want it! Chen!
Granny Rong: All the members of Little Apple Dance Troupe are here! We're waiting for our leader! (Cool)
Monkey King: Why isn't my brother Xiaobei here yet? I've plucked a lot of fur just to get more Red Envelopes!
God Chejiao: Haha! Monkey King's Prosperous Monkey Fur is good stuff! (Rubbing hands)
Duan Yu: Master Wei, you're not lying to me, right? Can Lehaha really make Goddess happy? She has been ignoring me for a few days now!
Wei Xiaobao: Don't worry! Last time, I snatched a bottle and used it to flirt with girls. Now, I'm married to my eighth aunt! Now, everything is ready! We're just waiting for God Chen!
Everyone: God Chen … Come quickly!!! All of us are waiting for you … Can you hear our affectionate calls … (n number of calling emojis)
Chen: Don't panic! Don't panic! Your friend, God Chen, is online! (Cool)
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is finally here!
Chen: I prepared three big bags for you today! Do you want to take things one step at a time? Or do you want to have a burst of passion?
Everyone: It's like a wave of passion! Since it was going to be a Red Envelope snatching session, there must be passion!
Chen: Okay! Then I'll listen to everyone! One Wave Rush! Let's go!
[Chen has sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
[Chen has sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
[Chen has sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
Monkey King: My bro Xiaobei is awesome! Everyone! Keep up!
Ding! [Monkey King has sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
Ding! [NeZha has sent a Red Envelope to the group!]
Ding! [Yanwang sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
…
…
In an instant, almost all the members in the group sent out the red envelopes that they had prepared.
On the screen, notifications of red envelopes popped up all over the place. It was impossible to see who was who.
Chen did not care about the consequences. He just kept on hitting the button.
Maybe it was because there were too many red envelopes, or maybe it was because his luck had increased too much recently, but Chen's red envelopes were very smooth today.
It was a double kill.
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Monkey King. You have received five Monkey Fur of Prosperity. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Barefoot Deity. You have received a book called Mighty King Kong Kick. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Damn! I got five Monkey Fur! I still have one left! I should take it out and use it! I just need to snatch a few more red envelopes! "
Chen thought for a while and took out a Monkey Fur of Prosperity from his treasure chest.
"Monkey Fur! Monkey Fur! Make two palms for me! Phew ~ "
Chen blew on it, and the effect of the Monkey Fur was immediate!
This time, Chen was smarter. He didn't use his arms. Instead, he made two palms appear on his wrists!
So, he used all four of his hands to click on the red envelopes. His efficiency was doubled.
No pain, no gain. Using a strand of monkey hair, Chen managed to get himself a super awesome pentakill!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Duan Yu. You have received a volume of Treading Water Steps. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Celestial Master Zhang. You have received a bag of Celestial Master Beans. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from NeZha. You have received a Demonic Black Dragon Bone. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Yanwang. 10 Unholy Spirit Pills have been stored inside your treasure chest!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched Shinno's Red Envelope. You have received ten bags of Fairy Fertilizer. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!
"What the f * ck! Penta kill! This is my first pentakill since I joined the group! Investing a strand of monkey hair was truly worth it! I've really earned a lot today! Wahahaha … "
As the Red Envelope Snatching Session came to an end, Chen Xiaobei was so excited that he almost lost his sense of direction.
Not even the heavens could satisfy Chen Xiaobei anymore. At this moment, he felt like he could fly into outer space! Out of the Solar System!
At the same time, the group was also in jubilation.
Everyone managed to snatch the Red Envelopes that Chen sent out. When the Red Envelopes flooded the screen, they were able to snatch the treasures of the group members.
It could be said that everyone was happy, and no one was not happy!
However, amidst the laughter, there were some voices that were not so harmonious.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: NeZha! You unfilial son! Come and see me at the Heavenly King's Palace! (Many angry emojis)
NeZha: I'm not coming! Do you think I'm stupid? I'm going to get spanked again if I come! (Sticking out tongue)
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: You still know that I'm going to spank you? You little bastard! This is infuriating!
NeZha: Sister Chang 'e! Sister Zhinu! Sister Zixia! Seven Fairies … Come and save me! My daddy is so fierce! (Crying emoji)
Goddess Chang 'e: Li Tianwang, please calm down. What's going on? Why did you hit NeZha all of a sudden?
Zhinu: Li Tianwang, let's talk this out. NeZha is still young. What if he gets hurt?
Goddess Zixia: Don't hit my little brother NeZha!
Seven Fairies: Don't hit him! Don't hit him!
… …
"Damn! I didn't know that NeZha is so popular with the ladies. The cute little boy is indeed very popular. All the girls are protecting him. "
Chen Xiaobei held his cellphone and looked at it with great interest. He was not in a hurry to check the Red Envelopes that he just snatched.
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Ladies, please don't stop me! Listen to me first! Then, you will know why I want to beat this little bastard up!
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: This little bastard snuck into my vault and stole my most precious treasure!
Jade Emperor: Eh? Dear minister, are you talking about that treasure? (Shocked emoji)
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