Chapter 249
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"Damn! It's coming! "
Chen's eyes lit up.
He exerted all the strength he had in his hands and pressed on with all his might.
"What the f * ck! I can't believe I got the first blood so fast! My luck is off the charts! "
Chen screamed when he pressed his finger on the button.
His luck value had indeed soared recently, but this luck was simply too heaven-defying!
Instant snatch!
This is too damn awesome!
Chen was so excited, and he looked at the screen.
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from NeZha. You have received a dragon's penis. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Dragon??? Penis??? "
Chen's expression froze. His excitement turned into shock. He almost spat out a mouthful of blood to the ceiling!
Penis!
What the f * ck!
Why did he have to snatch a penis out of everything?
"My imagination … My imagination … Maybe the penis is made from dragon tendons? Erm … I must be too dirty. It's a penis, not a penis … "
Chen comforted himself and opened his treasure chest slowly.
A ray of golden light flashed on the screen. Chen was almost blinded by the light.
It was a pillar-shaped golden bird!
That shape, that head, he could feel the strong smell of sex even through the screen! Ding!
[Dragon's penis: The whole penis of a red dragon. Great supplement! Great supplement! Great supplement! Important things need to be repeated three times! Do you want to withdraw it?]
"What the f * ck … This is a real dragon dick …"
Chen wanted to cry but no tears came out.
His wish was to snatch some dragon meat for his parents to nourish their bodies.
But now!
How am I supposed to eat it after snatching such a thing? How am I supposed to eat it?
Is my whole family going to eat a dragon dick?
That scene was just too beautiful. Just thinking about it made Chen's heart skip a beat.
Without a doubt, every part of a real dragon is a treasure, and the penis is the treasure of all treasures!
But …
When he thought about the usage of the penis, Chen lost his appetite. He even felt like throwing up.
"Forget it. I should go to the group and exchange with everyone … Let's see if anyone has a strong taste for it …"
Chen felt really helpless.
When he opened the group chat again, the Red Envelopes had already been snatched, and everyone was enthusiastically discussing their gains.
Yanwang: I got five pounds of dragon meat as I wished! Thank you, Third Prince! (drooling)
Barefoot Immortal: "Dragon Steak, 20KG; Dragon Tendons; Let's go!"
Xiao Tianquan: I'll trade! I'll trade! Pork ribs are my favorite! Coincidentally, I managed to snatch the dragon leg tendon!
Bull Demon King: Haha! I, Old Bull, snatched 30,000 Dragon Scales! It felt so good! It was enough to make three sets of Dragonscale Armor!
Monkey King: Stop laughing like an idiot! I'll use my Dragon Heart to exchange for 10,000 Dragon Scales!
Bull Demon King: Tsk tsk! Dragon hearts are good stuff. La! (Surprise)
Erlang Shen: Old Cow! I'll use my dragon hair to exchange for ten thousand dragon scales!
Bull Demon King: Dragon hair? What was the use of that? Not exchanging, not exchanging! Go away! (Rolling eyes)
Erlang Shen: Fuck! Why is it that all of you got the good stuff, but I got the worst? Unfair! (Crying)
Monkey King: Eh? The three-eyed man got the worst thing. Then, who got the best thing?
NeZha: Haha! Let me say it! The luckiest person this time is … God Chen!
Yanwang: Damn! It's God Chen! You hid yourself too well! The grand prize had been snatched away without a sound! (Surprised)
Barefoot Immortal: God Chen is so lucky! He actually snatched away the only grand prize!
Monkey King: My brother is awesome! (Thumbs up)
Bull Demon King: God Chen, please trade! I'm willing to use a dragon heart and 20,000 dragon scales to trade with you!
Wei Xiaobao: I'm willing to use my super powerful ultimate skill, Secrets of Intercourse, to trade with you! Please trade with me!
Duan Yu: I'm willing to use Six Pulse Divine Sword and Water Rippling Steps to trade with you!
Shaoba Xingjun: I'm willing to use Dragon Bile to trade with you!
Thunder Lord: I'm willing to use the whole Dragon Vein to trade with you!
Rain Lord: I'm willing to use a pair of dragon horns to trade with you!
...
All of a sudden, the group was in an uproar.
All the members of the Deep Dive group were blown up by Chen Xiaobei. They took out their loot and cried, begging to trade with Chen Xiaobei.
Initially, Chen really wanted to trade the dragon dick away.
However, Chen hesitated when he saw that all the members in the group were begging him to trade with them.
As the saying goes, the rarer something is, the greater its value.
The more people wanted it, the more it meant that it was his wife.
"I'm not going to trade with you anymore!"
Chen thought for a while and made up his mind. "Exchanging it for something else is useless to me anyway. All I can do is fill my stomach with food. It's meaningless. I might as well keep my precious dragon penis. Who knows, it might come in handy in the future!"
After he thought about it, Chen entered the group chat.
Chen: I'm sorry. You guys don't have to thank me anymore. I'm not going to trade my dragon dick.
Everyone: Why not … It's such a shame … Sigh … (A bunch of disappointed emojis)
Chen: Other than that, I want to thank the Third Prince for the Red Envelope! NeZha:
NeZha: Hehe! You're welcome, God Chen! But, if you really want to thank me, can you send me a bottle of Wahaha Calcium Milk? I haven't had it for a long time. I miss it so much. (Three greedy emojis)
God Erlang: Right! Right! Right! God Chen! You are the king of luck this time! You took away the treasure that we are all jealous of! It's not right if you don't send a big Red Envelope!
Yanwang: That's right! That's right! God Chen, I want a Red Envelope! I want spicy sticks! You haven't sent it for a long time! (Crying emojis)
Xiao Tianquan: I want ham sausage! Original flavor! Curry flavor! Beef flavor …
Bull Demon King: Red Envelope! The king of luck is giving out Red Envelopes!
Moon Lord: Red Envelope …
Caishen: King of luck is giving out Red Envelopes …
...
"Damn! God Erlang! He really knows how to take advantage of the situation! You've brought up the tempo in an instant! "
Chen shrugged and said with a smile, "Luckily, the things that they want are easy to buy. It doesn't cost much. I will satisfy them!"
Chen: Everyone, please be quiet! I am willing to send a big Red Envelope to the group! But, I don't have the things that you want with me! I need time to prepare them!
Yanwang: Haha! I am relieved after hearing God Chen's words! I am willing to wait!
NeZha: We are all willing to wait! Thank you in advance, God Chen! (Acting cute)
Everyone: Thank you so much, God Chen!
Monkey King: Wait! All of you are trying to take advantage of my brother! My brother is going to send a big Red Envelope! Why don't you send a small one?
NeZha: Monkey King is right! Why don't we have a delightful Red Envelope spamming session then? (Excited)
Yanwang: Good idea! I agree!
Everyone: Agree! Agree …
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