Chapter 235
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Monkey King: I have no idea as well. NeZha loves to chat in the group. Why is he not here today?
Chen: The Third Prince is always here. I'm not used to him being absent today.
Yanwang: I know where the Third Prince is. (Proud emoji)
Chen: Just tell me if you know. Why are you keeping me guessing?
Yanwang: * Cough * I was reading the Book of Life and Death. I saw a red dragon that was about to die. I was about to ask Black Impermanence to capture its soul.
Chen: Red dragon? His lifespan was almost up? What does this have to do with the Third Prince? (Shocked emoji)
God Chejiao: No way! God Chen, you don't know about the grudge between the Third Prince and the dragon race?
Chen: Grudge? Of course, I know about it!
That year, NeZha caused havoc in the East Sea. He killed the Dragon Prince and turned the East Sea upside down.
After that, the Dragon King of the East Sea, Ao Guang, gathered all the Dragon Kings of the four seas to flood the Chentang Pass. NeZha was forced to cut his flesh to repay his mother and bones to repay his father.
This grudge is not something to be trifled with!
Although there are members of the four seas in the group, none of them spoke up. It was obvious that they were afraid of NeZha.
God Chejiao: Since God Chen knows about it, you should be able to guess what the Third Prince is doing!
Chen: NeZha … Did he go to slay a dragon? (Three shocked emojis)
Yanwang: Of course! The red dragon is a Divine Beast! It has an endless lifespan! The reason why it died must be that the Third Prince killed it!
God Chejiao: Don't be fooled by the Third Prince's cute face. His biggest hobby is slaying dragons!
Chen: Damn it! This was simply too awesome! (Shocked emoji)
Yanwang: When the Third Prince returns, I will have dragon meat to eat! Haha! (Salivating emoji)
God Chejiao: I hope to get a few pieces of dragon steak. Soup is the best! (Licking emoji)
Chen: Dragon meat? Dragon soup? (Shocked emoji) Don't you guys mind that you guys are talking about this in the group?
God Chejiao: Why would they mind? There are Zhu Bajie, Bull Demon King, Goat Spirit, Chicken Demon, Duck Monster in the group … There is no taboo in the group to talk about food.
Yanwang: You are wrong! There were also tree monsters and flower fairies in the group. They couldn't even eat vegetables!
Chejiao Grand God: Yes! Therefore, there was no taboo in the group regarding the topic of food!
Chen: Alright! Since that's the case, I won't be unreasonable! When the Third Prince comes back, will he give out red packets? When the time comes, I'll also get a piece of dragon meat to try! (drooling)
Yanwang: Mm, I'll tell you when the Third Prince arrives! However, what one could get depended on one's luck! (Hehe)
Chen: Haha! Thank you, King of Hell! Let's talk about my business first!
Yanwang: What business?
Chen: I've reached the pinnacle of physical stage recently. Is there any way for me to break through to the next level?
Yanwang: Physical stage … What a low cultivation. It's easy to break through. I don't even need to eat a Skybreaking Cultivation Pill. I just need to lick it and I'll break through!
Chen: That's awesome! Then how could he obtain it?
Barefoot Deity: You'll have to ask Lao Tzu for it. Normal people don't have it!
Chen: The Grand Supreme Laotzu? Erm … I'm not that close to him. How could he give me such a precious pill just like that?
Yanwang: That will depend on God Chen's abilities. (Shrugging)
Barefoot Deity: That's right. We don't have any ideas as well.
Chen: Erm … That's as good as not saying anything! (Rolling eyes)
Monkey King: Cough! Cough! Why don't you ask me?
Chen: Eh? Monkey King, you have an idea? Haha! You'll need my help when the time comes! Tell me! Tell me! (Smooch)
Monkey King: I heard that Lao Tzu ran into some trouble recently. He was so worried that a lot of his white hair fell out. If you can help him solve the problem, I'll definitely give you the Skybreaking Cultivation Pill!
Chen: Monkey King! Are you joking with me? Lao Tzu is the saint of Heavenly Dao! He's on the same level as my Sifu! You want me to help him? You think too highly of me … (Sweating)
Monkey King: Of course, I'm not joking! Although you can't solve the problem of the pill concocting! But, you can solve the problem of the old man! Help him solve his problems! Do you understand?
Chen: Solve his problems? Can I? (Confused)
Monkey King: I think you can do it! After all, you live in the lost land! There are a lot of strange things there! Use your brain! I'm sure you can solve it!
Chen: The lost land? Are you talking about the earth?
Monkey King: Almost! I'll explain it to you when I'm free! You need to think of a way to please Lao Tzu first! This is as far as I can help you!
Chen: Alright! Let me think about what to do first! Oh right! Remember me when the Third Prince comes back!
Monkey King: Of course!
"What can help Lao Tzu to solve his problems?"
Chen closed the group chat and started to think about what to do next.
"Should I give him wine? Stop drinking and solve his problems? But, there are so many kinds of wine in the world! I've never heard that Lao Tzu loves wine … "
"Should I give him the Young Leader's novel? That will definitely solve his problems! No … No way … This is a modern novel … He won't understand it … "
"This is so troublesome … Solve my problems … Old man …"
Suddenly, Chen jumped up excitedly and said, "That's it! That will definitely work! "
He ran out of the room and went to a small shop nearby.
"Boss! Give me a pack of cigarettes and a lighter! "Chen grinned and said.
"How much does the cigarette cost?" The shop owner asked.
"Okay! I'll give you the cheapest one first!"
Chen grinned evilly. The rarer something is, the more valuable it is. He should not give Lao Tzu something that is too expensive. If he spoils Lao Tzu, he will not be able to play with him anymore.
Chen took the cigarettes and lighter, paid for them and left.
When there was no one around, Chen put the two items into the Red Envelope. Ding!
[You have sent a Red Envelope to Lao Tzu!]
After half a minute, Lao Tzu received a message from Lao Tzu.
Lao Tzu: Xiaobei, what is this thing that you just sent to me? I've never seen this before!
Chen: This is a special product from my hometown! Lao Tzu, please do as I say … (He explained how to smoke in detail)
Lao Tzu: What's the use of this thing?
Chen: Don't talk. Just suck it!
Ten seconds later …
Lao Tzu: Xiaobei! You, Yun Yan, are such a good person! I feel like my whole body is relaxed after I sucked it in! Especially my brain! My anxiety and worries have been greatly relieved!
"Haha! I knew it! Those researchers and artists will smoke cigarettes all over the floor when they encounter a problem! "
Chen beamed when he saw the reply.
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