Chapter 2292
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"Eh? You are the one who is sick! "
The woman was stunned. She stared at Chen angrily.
"My lady! This is a misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding! "
Canopy ran up to Chen with a smile on his face. "My shidi is not very smart. Please don't lower yourself to his level! My name is Canopy. Can I have dinner with you? "
"You are the one who is not smart!" Chen stared at Canopy and said in a serious tone, "Pretty lady, you are really sick!"
"Bastard! Are you trying to find trouble with me? Are you tired of living? "
The woman in black grabbed the handle of her saber and said angrily, "Disappear now! If not, I will chop you two to death! "
"So rude … Second Shixiong, have you really thought about it?" Chen was speechless.
"Ouch! You look even more charming when you are angry! "Canopy said in a low voice," Xiaobei! Help me now! Quick … "
"Second Shixiong! You are sick too! And you are incurable! "Chen rubbed his temples and chased after her.
"Bastard! How dare you chase after me!
"Looks like if I don't teach you a good lesson today, you won't know how powerful I, Gao Xiaolan, am!" the black-robed woman yelled.
"Gao Cuilan?! Do you know Gao Cuilan?" Chen was taken aback. "You know her?"
"I know you!" Gao Xiaolan shouted, "Fight me in the Arena of Life and Death if you have the balls! I will write my name backwards if I don't beat you up so badly that even your own mother won't recognize you! "
"Lady! Don't be rash! I mean no harm!
I just want you to take a good look at my second Shixiong. You might be able to sense something from him! "
Obviously, before Chen Xiaobei followed Sanzang to search for Buddhist scriptures, he had a wife named Gao Cuilan!
And now, this woman in black was called Gao Xiaolan!
Chen Xiaobei was very surprised. He even suspected that this was fate.
Just like how Song Qincheng was the reincarnation of Wu Zetian, this Gao Xiaolan could very well be the reincarnation of Gao Cuilan!
"Look at your sister!"
Gao Xiaolan said with a face full of disdain, "That Second Senior Brother of yours is like a thousand-year-old virgin who has never seen a woman in eight lifetimes! I didn't sense anything, only an urge to slap him! "
"Uh … I admit that he's wretched! Other than that, what else? "Chen asked.
"Other than being perverted, you're just retarded!"
Gao Xiaolan was extremely disdainful. "Look at him! He's holding half a spirit fruit in his left hand and half a chicken drumstick in his right … I can't take it anymore, it hurts my eyes … "
"Erm … It does hurt my eyes a little …" Chen rubbed his forehead and said, "Let's not talk about my second shixiong anymore. Let's talk about your condition!"
"Stinking brat! Don't think that I won't hit you just because you're handsome! "Gao Xiaolan glared at him." I'm very healthy, I'm not sick at all! Either you disappear, or you come with me to the Life and Death Arena! Choose for yourself! "
Chen said seriously, "Lady! You have to believe me! I'm a professional Chinese medicine practitioner! I can tell at a glance whether you're sick or not! "
"Are you a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner?"
Gao Xiaolan said condescendingly, "I'm also a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner! Miracle Doctor Gao from Bao Zhi Mansion is my grandfather! "
"Bao Zhi Mansion? Miracle Doctor Gao? "Chen was taken aback." Isn't this the Gao Village? "he asked.
"What Gao Lao Village? It's Bao Zhi Mansion! You country bumpkin! "Gao Xiaolan was very shrewish. She glared at Chen and turned around to leave.
Chen did not give up. He chased after her and said, "Lady! You come from a family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners. You should know a lot about acupuncture points, right? "
Obviously, this lady might have some kind of destiny with Chen Xiaobei. Chen wanted to find out more about it.
"Nonsense! What kind of traditional Chinese medicine practitioner are you if you can't even recognize acupuncture points? "Gao Xiaolan said impatiently," Kid! I'm in a hurry! Can you please stop bothering me? "
"How about this?" Chen said calmly, "Press on the Baihui acupuncture point with your left hand and the Taiyang acupuncture point with your right hand.
"Are you crazy? Why should I listen to you? "Gao Xiaolan said condescendingly.
Chen quickly said, "If you do as I say once, my second shixiong and I will disappear from your sight immediately!"
"Alright! Let's do it! "
Gao Xiaolan followed Chen's request and pressed on the acupuncture points with her fingers. She said confidently, "Although my medical skills are not as good as my grandfather's, I still have the basic knowledge. This action that you are talking about is meaningless!"
"Inject your True Qi at the same time! Then you will know whether it's meaningful or not! "Chen laughed.
"Are you trying to scare me? I, Gao Xiaolan, am not one to be scared! "Gao Xiaolan did not back down. She unleashed her True Qi at the same time.
"Ugh … It hurts!"
Gao Xiaolan screamed in pain the moment she unleashed her True Qi. She held her head tightly and said, "My head feels like it's going to split open … Bastard! What the hell did you do?! "
"Xiaobei! What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you hurt this lady? "Chen Xiaobei ran to Gao Xiaolan with a distressed look on his face.
"You idiot! I didn't even touch her! How could I hurt her?" Chen glared at Chen Xiaobei and said, "Why does my head hurt so much?
Ouch … Why does my head hurt so much? Ouch … "Gao Xiaolan grimaced in pain. Cold sweat started to form on her forehead.
"Don't move! I will heal you! "Chen Xiaobei said calmly.
"You? Forget it … I will go home and ask my grandfather to help me …" Gao Xiaolan was doubtful.
"Lady! Don't say that I didn't warn you!
Chen said seriously, "You were fighting with someone, and your head was injured! A trace of your enemy's True Qi was left in your head! The True Qi that you injected into your head is repelling the enemy's True Qi! It made it restless! Right now, it is running around in your head! If you don't get rid of it in time, your head might really explode! "
"You … How did you know that I was fighting with someone?" Gao Xiaolan asked in surprise.
Chen Xiaobei laughed and said, "You have a bad temper. It's normal for you to fight someone when there's a disagreement!"
Gao Xiaolan was shocked and said, "Then, how did you know that there's True Qi left in my head? I've been eating at home for the past few days. Even my grandfather didn't notice it! "
Chen Xiaobei shrugged and said, "To put it bluntly, my medical skills can be ranked number one in the heavenly realm … Oh no! I should be ranked number two! "
"Ranked number two? Do you think I'm stupid? How old are you to be ranked number two in the heavenly realm?
But, since you can tell me the cause of your illness, I think you're pretty good! I'll believe you this once! I want you to heal me! Tell me! What kind of medical tools do you need? What kind of medicinal herbs? I have them all! "
"You don't need anything. One finger is enough!" Chen Xiaobei smiled and pointed his finger at Gao Xiaolan's forehead.
"Really?"
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