Chapter 1758
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"What the f * ck! Is this kid crazy? How dare he ask Master Liu Si to apologize before his pubic hair has fully grown! What a fool! "
"How dare he ask Master Liu Si to slap himself? There should be a limit to his daydreaming! "
"This is called a mantis trying to stop a chariot! Compared to Master Liu Si, that kid is just a piece of trash! Master Liu Si can kill him with one finger! "
The crowd started to mock him. They looked at Chen as if they were looking at a brainless idiot.
"Childe … Don't talk nonsense …" Su Xiaoman's heart was pounding.
She really did not know what Chen Xiaobei was thinking. Not only did he not apologize, but he also offended Liu Si!
This was completely the rhythm of digging a pit for himself to die!
This was the black market of Mount Yellow Wind!
Liu Si was the manager of the black market. He could easily pin a crime on Chen Xiaobei and take his life!
What's more, Liu Si was backed by a super powerful Buddha who was well-versed in both black and white.
This Buddha was known to be protective of his own people. Offending Liu Si in Mount Yellow Wind was no different from suicide! Courting death!
At this moment, everyone, including Su Xiaoman, was certain that Liu Si would not let Chen Xiaobei off the hook so easily! Chen Xiaobei was definitely going to be killed!
But in the next second, a scene that no one could have imagined even in their wildest dreams happened!
Liu Si did not fly into a rage. Instead, he calmed himself down and said in a shaky voice, "Friend, can … Can we talk somewhere else?"
"No! Let's talk here! "
Chen Xiaobei shook his head. "You were the one who took advantage of my friend first. I gave you face and asked my friend to let go of you! But you bullied me and asked me to kneel down and apologize! I gave you face but you didn't want it! Why do we have to talk somewhere else? "
"I …" Liu Si looked like he was in pain. "Friend! It was my fault just now! I'm willing to apologize! Let's find another place to sit down and talk! "
As soon as he said that, the surrounding people were all stunned.
As the saying goes, a powerful dragon is no match for a local snake!
Liu Si, the local bully, was famous for being difficult to deal with. In the black market, no one dared to provoke him.
But at this moment, Liu Si actually lowered his voice and admitted his mistake to a young man who hadn't even grown his pubic hair yet!
This scene was even rarer than the sun rising from the north!
However, what shocked the crowd even more was yet to come!
Chen shook his head without hesitation and said, "Slap yourself ten times if you want to apologize! After that, we can talk somewhere else! "
"This …" The corner of Liu Si's mouth twitched. He became angry out of humiliation and said, "Friend! Don't go too far! You want me, Liu Si, to slap myself in front of everyone with just one sentence? You're too arrogant! "
Chen shrugged and said, "I can see through your hidden illness. Don't you think I have the right to be arrogant?"
Liu Si furrowed his brows and said, "You only said the most obvious situation. Who knows if you are pretending or not?"
"It seems like you want to hear my specific diagnosis?"
Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows and said, "Your manhood was seriously injured a month ago! The internal injury is very serious and the cells in your body are necrotic! I can still treat it now but if it drags on for another three to five days, you will have no choice but to join the eunuch squad! "
"Oh my god … How … How did you know that I was injured a month ago …" Liu Si exclaimed subconsciously.
This proved that Chen Xiaobei's diagnosis was correct.
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Blargh … Master Liu Si is seriously injured there! Could it be that he sprained it when he was sleeping with a woman? Hahaha … "
"Sprained it when he was sleeping? Hahaha … This kind of injury is not easy to treat! I'm afraid Master Liu Si will have to join the eunuch squad! "
"A man has three legs and one of them is crippled! No wonder that kid said that Master Liu Si is going to be crippled! Hahaha … "
…
Hearing the laughter from the crowd, Su Xiaoman's face flushed red.
Looking at the ashamed Liu Si, Su Xiaoman got even more excited. She could not help but feel that her anger had been vented.
"Stop laughing! Stop laughing, all of you! "
Master Liu Si's face alternated between red and green. He yelled angrily, "Who dares to laugh again? I will make sure that they can't stay in the black market anymore! "
As soon as he said that, the surrounding people hurriedly covered their mouths and desperately tried to stifle their laughter.
But there were still some who could not hold it in. They retreated from the crowd and continued to laugh.
"My friend! No! Mister! "
Master Liu Si composed himself and said politely, "You said that you can treat my illness, right?"
"I'll tell you after you slap me!" Chen Xiaobei shrugged.
"Alright! I'll slap you! "
Master Liu Si was also a ruthless man. He raised his hands and slapped himself ten times. He said respectfully, "Miss, I'm sorry! I have offended you just now! I'm sorry! "
Su Xiaoman's jaw dropped. She could not believe that the arrogant Master Liu Si would slap himself and apologize in front of everyone!
"I've already slapped you! I've already apologized! Are you satisfied now? "Master Liu Si's cheeks were burning hot. He glared at Chen Xiaobei.
If Chen Xiaobei could not tell him how to treat his injury, Master Liu Si would make sure that Chen Xiaobei died a horrible death!
Chen Xiaobei ignored him and asked, "Xiaoman, are you willing to forgive him?"
"Huh?" Su Xiaoman thought for a while and nodded. "Forget it. He has already apologized. There's no need for us to make a big deal out of this!"
Chen Xiaobei nodded and turned to the other side. "Master Liu Si, let's talk somewhere else!"
"Alright!" Master Liu Si nodded and led Chen Xiaobei and Su Xiaoman to a cave deep in the black market.
The interior of the cave was lavishly decorated. Clearly, it was where Liu Si worked and rested.
Chen Xiaobei cut to the chase and took out a small bottle of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine. "That's a different matter. You've offended my friend. I'll let bygones be bygones. But you have to pay for my medicine!"
Liu Si narrowed his eyes. "I've seen hundreds of traditional Chinese doctors but none of them can cure me. If your medicine is really effective, I'm willing to pay any price!"
"Alright!" Chen Xiaobei smiled confidently. "Then I'll let you try one bottle first. We'll talk about the price later!"
Chen Xiaobei tossed the small bottle to him.
Liu Si was skeptical at first but when he opened the bottle, the aroma of the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine and the aroma of the wine wafted out.
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