Chapter 170
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"You bad guy … Erm … Stop hugging me … Pervert … You are pressing on my chest … Sob …"
Luo was completely drunk. She was lying on Chen's bed, mumbling in her sleep.
"Sis … It's your chest that is pressing on me, okay?"
Chen laid next to her with an innocent look on his face.
His entire right arm was hugged tightly by Luo. It was stuck between two snow-capped mountains. He could not pull it out at all.
She was still twisting and turning, putting a lot of pressure on Chen's arm.
"So big … So bouncy … Never mind, I will let you press on me for a while."
Chen could not pull his arm away, but he did not want to. So, he took out his cellphone and opened the Red Envelope Group.
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is online! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! (Three cute emojis)
Monkey King: Brother Xiaobei! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
Yanwang: God Chen, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! (Three smiley emojis)
Chang'e: God Chen! (Sob sob sob)
Chen: Hahaha! Thank you so much for your blessings! I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
God Erlang: Let's skip the pleasantries. Let's go with the Red Envelopes!
Monkey King: Alright! You go first! Once you're done, we'll follow suit!
God Erlang: Eh! The moon is so round today! (Acting dumb)
Monkey King: Shameless! Trying to cheat my Brother Chen's Red Envelope again! (Three contemptuous emojis)
God Erlang: Monkey! I did not say that I must give out Red Envelopes! Why are you scolding me? Do you want to quarrel with me during Mid-Autumn Festival? (Kitchen knife emoji)
Monkey King: Come on! Fight! I'm not your grandpa if I'm afraid of you! (Hooking finger emoji)
Chen: Cough! Cough! Calm down, both of you! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival! We should give out Red Envelopes on such a beautiful day! I just happened to get my hands on some mooncakes! Let me give all of you a big Red Envelope!
God Erlang: Pfft … What's so good about mooncakes? Even Xiao Tianquan does not want to eat a piece of dry flatbread!
Xiao Tianquan: Right! I don't want mooncakes! I want ham sausage!
NeZha: I want Wahaha calcium milk!
Yanwang: I don't want mooncakes! I want Spicy Strips! I want Spicy Strips!
Everyone: We don't want mooncakes! It was disgusting!
Chen: You guys really don't want it? The mooncakes from my hometown are very different! If you don't try it, you'll definitely regret it!
Erlang Shen: No! Even if you put out such disgusting food, no one would fight for it!
Everyone: No! No!
…
"This group of jokers, they really don't give me any face! Watch how Big Brother slaps your faces! "
Chen raised his eyebrows and took out the three hundred boxes of mooncakes that he bought earlier from his treasure chest.
About ten thousand loose mooncakes were stuffed into a big red envelope.
Send!
[Chen has sent a Red Envelope to the group chat!]
Under normal circumstances, everyone in the group was extremely fast. Within a few seconds, all the red packets would have been snatched clean.
But today, no one was fighting for it!
However, this wasn't strange. They had been eating original mooncakes all year round and were already sick of it. Not to mention snatching it, they wouldn't even want it if you gave it to them.
It would be awkward if no one snatched the red packet after it was given out.
"If no one snatches my red packet, no one will know that my mooncakes are delicious! Then, how am I going to act tough in front of everyone? "
Chen frowned.
Just then, someone in the group chat started to talk.
Chang 'e: Wow! The mooncakes that God Chen sent out are so damn delicious! (Three drooling emojis)
God Erlang: Really?
Chang 'e: Of course it's true! I got a Snow Skin mooncake! It's super tasty! Also, there are fruit fillings inside! It's so sweet and delicious! I love it! Thank you, God Chen! (Stars in the eyes)
God Erlang: Mooncakes can have fruit fillings? Who are you kidding? I want to try one as well! (Smacking mouth)
God Erlang: What the f * ck!!! All the red packets have been snatched!!! (Three shocked emojis)
God Erlang: You guys are so untrustworthy! You guys keep saying that you won't snatch the red packets, but you guys are snatching them faster than the other! (Anger)
Monkey King: Idiot! We started snatching the red packets when Chang 'e said that! And you replied like an idiot! You really have a mental problem! (Disgust)
Sanzang: Amitabha! This Ten Kernel Mooncake is so damn delicious! I feel like my tongue is bathed in the holy sunlight!
Bull Demon King: My Pickled Vegetable Mooncake is amazing as well! This feeling was so good that it could go to heaven!
Li Bai: Your mooncakes are too weak! My Lao Gan Ma mooncake is the best! It looks fresh on the outside, but it's hot on the inside! I'm drooling now!
Monkey King: I, Old Sun, want kiwi fruit mooncake! Hahaha! Delicious!
Qianliyan: I got a Durian Fruit Mooncake! It smells so bad, but it's so good to eat! God Chen! I want more! I beg for a Durian Mooncake!!! (Drooling emojis)
Xiao Tianquan: I got a Jin Hwa Ham Mooncake! It's so damn delicious! God Chen is so powerful and handsome! (Worship)
...
All of a sudden, the group members who managed to snatch a mooncake started to show off like crazy. It was as if they had gotten their hands on some kind of rare treasure.
Those who did not manage to snatch a mooncake were left with a bitter taste in their mouths.
Yanwang and God Erlang were the most resentful of them all.
Yanwang: Ox-Head, Horse-Face, and Yaksha got one. Why didn't I get one? (Crying emoji)
God Erlang: Why didn't you say that I didn't get one when Xiao Tianquan got one? Xiao Tianquan, give me your Ham Mooncake!
Xiao Tianquan: No way!
God Erlang: You bastard! Are you itching for a beating?
Xiao Tianquan: I'm not giving it to you!
God Erlang: Er Gou! You can't be an ungrateful dog! Don't tell me you've forgotten how I raised you from a puppy to a puppy? Now that you've grown up, you don't want me anymore? It was too chilling! (Heartbroken emoji)
Xiao Tianquan: Alright, alright, alright … I'll give it to you, alright? (Sweating emoji)
God Erlang: That's more like it! (Proud emoji)
Xiao Tianquan: A friendly reminder. I've bitten this mooncake before and it's stained with my saliva. I hope you don't mind.
God Erlang: … Get lost! (Cleaver emoji)
Yanwang: God Chen! I'm begging you for a mooncake! I'm begging you with tears all over your face! I'm begging you with rolling on the floor! (Crying emoji)
God Erlang: God Chen! I'm begging you! Send me a few more mooncakes! (Kneeling emoji)
Chen: Hehe … Weren't the two of you the loudest just now? You said that you don't want mooncakes, and now you're regretting it? It's too late!
Yanwang: God Chen! I know that I'm wrong! Since I'm an old foodie, please give me a mooncake! Even half will do! (Crying emoji)
God Erlang: God Chen! Please give me half a mooncake! I really want to eat it! Just think of it as having pity on me! (Bowing emoji)
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