Chen: Bull Demon King, are you there? Can you tell me how to raise the Frosty Jade Lion?
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is online again!
Chen: Hello, Third Prince! Every time I enter the group, you are the first person I see!
NeZha: Haha, that's because I'm God Chen's fan! (Three cute emojis)
Chen: This is my honor! Oh right, why is the group so quiet today? It seems like no one is talking.
NeZha: There's a Three Realms Convention today. It seems like there's something important going on. Everyone is going there.
Chen: Why didn't you go?
NeZha: I snuck out of the group! Please don't tell anyone about this! (Nervous)
Chen: Erm … You have already sent the message to the group. It's impossible for them not to know about it … (Embarrassed)
NeZha: Oh my god! I'm so stupid … I have to go to the meeting now. If not, my dad is going to beat me up again! Goodbye, God Chen!
Chen: Erm … Erm … Is there anyone else in the group? Can anyone answer my question? (Embarrassed)
Xiao Tianquan: Woof, woof woof ~
Chen: Are you the only one here? (Sweating)
Xiao Tianquan: Woof ~ Woof! Woof …
Chen: Do you know how to speak human language? I don't understand what you mean! (Embarrassed)
Xiao Tianquan: Woof ~ Woof!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan. You have received a Zoolingualism Dictionary. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"What the f * ck! How is this even possible?"
Chen's eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets when he saw it.
He had seen a lot of English Dictionary, but this was the first time he saw a Zoolingualism Dictionary!
Chen immediately ran back to his room.
Then, he took out the Zoolingualism Dictionary.
The content was exactly the same as the English Dictionary. However, the English words were replaced with Zoolingualism.
For example, the three messages from Xiao Tianquan.
'Woof, woof woof ~ 'meant, Hi, God!
'Woof ~ Woof! 'Woof … 'meant, I'm the only one here. I can answer your questions!
'Woof ~ Woof! 'meant, Wait!
"This is so magical!"
Chen sighed and immediately started to study.
Language-related knowledge was very systematic, and it was very easy to learn by analogy. As long as one grasped the core essentials, there would be no difficulty at all.
It was a very thick dictionary. Chen only spent half an hour to learn it.
"Although my English results are a mess … I have learned the beast language by heart. This can be considered as having mastered a foreign language. I didn't bring shame to the country, wahaha …"
Chen grinned and went back to the group.
Chen: Xiao Tianquan! Are you still there? I've already learned the beast language! (proud)
Xiao Tianquan: Woof ~ woof! Woof, woof … woof! Woof …
Even though Xiao Tianquan was still sending him a string of words in Zodiac, Chen Xiaobei now had a super strong translation ability. He could understand it with just a glance.
What he meant was that God Chen was really a genius! He learned the beast language so quickly! Ergou was impressed!
Chen: Why are you called Er Gou? (embarrassed)
Xiao Tianquan: Because my owner is God Erlang. That's why my friends call me Xiao Er Gou.
Chen: Erm … Er Gou, do you know how to raise a Frosty Jade Lion?
Xiao Tianquan: I know. It's a Yang attribute Spirit Beast. When it's fully grown, it has the power to split mountains and split the earth. It's very powerful! If you want it to grow, you have to feed it with Yang attribute Spirit Beasts.
Chen: I guessed it right! But, where can I find Pure Yang Spirit Beasts?
Xiao Tianquan: You can buy it from the deities. But, it will consume a lot of merit points!
Xiao Tianquan: "If your Heaven Frost Jade Lion is still young, you can find some ordinary Pure Yang spiritual items in the mortal world to feed it. When it grows into a One-Star Immortal Beast, you can buy Pure Yang spiritual items. This way, you can save a lot of merit points."
Chen: Thank you for your advice. But, where should I find Pure Yang Spirit Beasts?
Xiao Tianquan: I'm not sure about the current situation in the mortal world. It depends on your luck.
"Fate … The only thing I know is the Phoenix Fire Jade Pendant … But obviously, the Ice Demon Queen would never give it to me …"
Chen felt really helpless.
Looking for Pure Yang Spirit Beasts in this world is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan. You have received ten bags of Spirit Beast Food. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Chen: Er Gou! Why did you send me another Red Envelope? (Surprised)
Xiao Tianquan: It's going to be hard for you to find Pure Yang Spirit Beasts in a short period of time. You can use these Spirit Beast Food to feed the Frosty Jade Lion. The effect is not that great, but it will help it grow.
Chen: Er Gou! You are such a good friend! (Thank you) How can I thank you?
Xiao Tianquan: Haha, God Chen, you are most welcome! Just send me some if you have any good food in the future. We should return the favor!
Chen: Have you eaten Ham Sausage before?
Xiao Tianquan: What is Ham Sausage? I've never seen it before. I've never heard of it …
Chen: Wait for me. I'm going to buy it for you now!
Bro Chen is a very loyal person. He immediately ran out and bought more than ten different flavors of Ham Sausage. Then, he sent them to Xiao Tianquan.
Xiao Tianquan: Oh my god! Ham Sausage is so, so, so delicious! (Three drooling emojis) I love Chicken, Beef, BBQ, Curry … I love all of them!
Chen: Hehehe! As long as you like it! I have something to do now. I'm going to leave now!
Xiao Tianquan: Alright! Goodbye, God Chen!
Chen kept his cellphone and ran downstairs.
His mom kept calling him.
"What the hell are you doing? You left Luo alone here, but you are slacking off upstairs! "
Chen's mom said angrily, "Luo is going to leave soon. Go and send her off!"
"Oh, okay."
Chen ran towards Luo, picked up the two bags of honey peaches and sent Luo out of the house.
Just as the two of them walked to the door, more than ten burly men walked towards them.
"Son of a bitch! You didn't expect me to come back, did you? "
The leader of the group was Shoukun. He shouted, "I've brought eighteen of my brothers with me! You're going to die today! "
Chen smiled condescendingly. He did not care about these small fries at all.
"Why don't I play with them?"
Chen had an evil smile on his face. He said pitifully, "Pretty lady, help me! These bad guys are going to hit me! "
Luo was stunned. She did not understand what Chen meant.
"Oh! This girl is so pretty! "
"She's not just pretty! She's a goddess! She's so f * cking hot! "
"I'm willing to lose ten years of my life if I can have sex with her once!"
The group of thugs were all excited. Their faces were filled with perverted smiles.
"Brothers, don't rush! Let's kill this bastard first, then bring this girl back. We can take turns to enjoy her! "Shoukun licked his lips and laughed.
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