Chapter 120
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I am a god!
Chen Xiaobei shocked the world with a single move!
That reply was simply the epitome of arrogance, coolness, and awesomeness to the fullest!
It was like a battle horn that ignited the fighting spirit of his fans! It caused their blood to boil!
[Damn! Bro Bei is fighting back!]
[So domineering! So sharp!]
[You are indeed my prince charming!] [So cool!]
[Bro Bei is so awesome! You can scold people so fiercely!]
[Prince charming! I believe that you will never lie to us! We will always support you! Support Beichen Jewelry Shop!]
[My prince charming is a god!] [Who is it? No! I give!]
…
Chen Xiaobei had 110,000 fans. Comments that supported him started to flood the page. Instantly, the momentum of the fake reviewers was crushed.
Among the sea of replies, Chen managed to lock onto two of them.
Crown Jewelry Shop: Who is the wild dog? You can't win against me in an argument, so you scold me? You have no manners! You have no manners!
Master Feng: Chen has always been a country bumpkin! If he is reasonable, pigs can climb trees!
Bro Bei: I'm not being unreasonable. But Confucius once said, never try to reason with an idiot because an idiot will drag your IQ down to his level. Then, he will use his rich experience to defeat you!
Master Feng: You asshole! Who are you calling an idiot?
Crown Jewelry Shop: Who are you calling an idiot?
Bro Bei: The Creator said, let there be light in this world, so there was light! The Creator said, let there be water, so there was water! The Creator said, let there be idiots, so the two of you were born!
[Pfft! Hahaha! Bro Bei! You are so talented!]
[This is a classic insult!]
[Two idiots! How dare you insult our Bro Bei with such low IQ! You are asking for it!]
[Bro Bei is so smart! Bro Bei is awesome!]
…
Chen's words triggered another round of heated discussion among the fans.
The number of trolls in the Internet Water Army was limited. As soon as they launched their counterattack, their words were brushed away and they were utterly defeated.
Master Feng: Chen! Aren't you just sharp-tongued? Bite me if you dare!
Bro Bei: I'm sorry, I don't eat shit.
Pfft! Hahahaha …
— Sorry! Bro Bei doesn't eat shit!
— Sorry! Bro Bei doesn't eat shit!
…
All of a sudden, Chen's fans maintained their formation and started spamming the channel like crazy.
One could imagine Wenfeng's expression as if he was about to vomit blood at this moment.
Bro Bei: Wenfeng, study more if you have nothing to do.
Young Master Feng: Who do you think you are? Why should this Young Master study?
Bro Bei: Haven't you heard of a famous saying? Ugly people should study more!
Young Master Feng: F * ck you! This Young Master is handsome and elegant. You dare say that this Young Master is ugly?
Bro Bei: How shameless can you be? In terms of looks, hanging your picture on the wall can ward off evil spirits. Putting it on the bedside can ward off pregnancy! In terms of body size, you are as thick as a vat, but not as tall as a vat. Other than your butt, there is also your waist! If you are not ugly, then there is no ugly person in this world!
[Hahaha! Bro Bei, you are so mean! But, I like it!
[Wenfeng's recent pictures on sale! Ward off evil spirits and pregnancy! A must-have item for home and travel!
[Hahaha! Bro Bei is invincible! He can even scold people in such an awesome way! He is indeed my idol!
[I bet a pack of spicy sticks! Wenfeng must be vomiting blood right now! Hahaha!
…
His fans were in a state of frenzy. They were all cheering for Chen. Their voices were so loud that the trolls were too scared to say anything.
Crown Jewellery Shop: Chen! That's enough! Don't you dare slander Master Feng!
Bro Bei: Heh! Ruguan! I didn't scold you, and you still dare to come forward? If Wenfeng is a plate of shit, then the difference between you and him is that there is one less plate! The first time I saw you, I thought of one word: Well!
Crown Jewelry Shop: Well? What do you mean?
Bro Bei: Brothers! Tell this thing with negative IQ, what is a well?
— Either way, it's a well! Hahaha …
Either way, it's all the same!
…
With one comment leading the way, there was another wave of laughter below.
At this moment, Ruguan really wanted to kill himself with a piece of tofu.
Bro Bei: I don't get it. There are so many weapons in the world, but you, Ruguan, chose to learn swordsmanship from Wenfeng! If you don't learn the upper sword, you learn the lower sword. If you don't learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword! He had finally become a swordsman!
Young Master Feng: "…"
Crown Jade Shop: …
Bro Bei: Why aren't you talking? Weren't you quite awe-inspiring just now? Where's the Internet Water Army? Where's the shotgun? Come out and let me see you!
At that moment, Wenfeng and Ruguan had been scolded so badly that they couldn't find their bearings anymore. The internet trolls had also witnessed Chen's ability to scold people, and the power of Bro Bei's harem. No one dared to make a sound.
Insult Bro Bei? He was simply courting death!
Bro Bei: What a bunch of cowards! Talking to you guys is a waste of my saliva! I will say one last thing! My brothers in my harem, please take note. If you meet any trolls like this in the future, just say this to them: I bought a watch last year!
[Last year? Bought a watch?
[Bro Bei, what do you mean by that?
[Hahaha! I know what Bro Bei means! WQNMLGB! F * ck you!]
[Damn! Bro Bei is Bro Bei! He is so brave!] This sentence was most suitable for the trolls!
[Bro Bei is a prince charming! You don't need to explain your brave life!]
[Brothers! Bro Bei has stepped on the shotgun! Shouldn't we go and fight back?
[That's right! Fight back! Let's go!]
…
No one knew who started it, but within a few minutes, Wenfeng and Ruguan's Weibo was bombarded with messages!
Their Weibo exploded with one sentence: I bought a watch last year!
Bro Bei's harem had one hundred and ten thousand fans!
Wherever they went, there was nothing left to live!
In the end, even the Weibo official could not stand it anymore. They took the initiative to shut down Wenfeng and Ruguan's Weibo.
At this point, this vigorous counterattack had finally come to an end.
His fans also returned to Chen's Weibo.
[This is awesome! From the moment Bro Bei fired the first shot, I felt so good! This counterattack was so beautiful!]
[Isn't it? It feels so good to be a fan of Bro Bei!]
[I will be a loyal fan of Bro Bei for the rest of my life!] [I will never regret being a fan of Bro Bei!]
[I will never regret being a fan of Bro Bei!]
[I will never regret being a fan of Bro Bei!]
…
After this war of words, Chen's fans had become much more cohesive and loyal.
Some of the onlookers immediately turned into fans after they came to their senses and joined Bro Bei's harem.
The number of his fans skyrocketed to one hundred and thirty thousand!
Beichen jewelry shop became a hot topic again. All the comments became positive and positive. There were also a lot of people who helped Chen to spread the news.
Not only did Beichen jewelry shop's reputation not suffer, it became even more popular!
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