Chapter 1096
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"Alright, alright. I'm still here, aren't I? Calm down. You're suffocating me! "
Chen Xiaobei patted Demonic Fox's head. He did not know whether to laugh or cry. She was hugging him so tightly that his chest was pressed against hers. It was hard to breathe.
"Why are you so bad? I hate you! "Demonic Fox buried her face in Chen Xiaobei's shoulder and whimpered.
Even though she said that, she had no intention of letting go of Chen Xiaobei.
Before Chen Xiaobei appeared, she was like a lonely boat in the middle of the ocean. She had no one to rely on and no hope. All she could do was let the wind and waves ravage her.
Hugging Chen Xiaobei was like finding a safe haven in the middle of the ocean.
Demonic Fox's lonely soul finally had a place to rest and a sense of security that was comparable to luxury goods!
How could she let go of him so easily?
Chen Xiaobei did not rush her anymore. He just patted her head affectionately and let her adjust her mood.
Ten minutes later, Demonic Fox let go of Chen Xiaobei.
She raised her hand to wipe the corner of her reddened eyes and asked, "How are you going to bring me out? From what I know, without the Emperor God's order, I'm not allowed to leave this place! "
"I don't think anyone can stop me! No one can stop me if I want to leave! "said Chen with a smile on his face.
"Then let's go!" Demonic Fox calmed herself down and said, "I don't want to stay in this godforsaken place for another second!"
"Wait! There's one more thing I need to do! " Chen Xiaobei smirked. With a wave of his hand, he took out a mechanical wooden box from his Infinite Space Ring.
Click! Click! Click …
The mechanical wooden box made a mechanical sound and a lot of joints popped out.
Every joint twisted and changed in an orderly manner. Just like in the movies, Chen Xiaobei had turned into a wooden puppet.
This wooden puppet was about 1.5 meters tall. Its head looked like a mushroom. It had no neck, long arms and short legs. It could not be uglier.
"This …" Demonic Fox looked at Chen Xiaobei in disgust. "What the hell is this? It's so ugly! "
"It's called No.8 Luban! It's a Spiritual Item! "Chen Xiaobei said.
"Uh … Why did you take it out?" Fox Demon asked again.
"I've kidnapped Nikkawa Okazaka's wife! I have to return him a wife!" Chen Xiaobei grinned evilly.
"A wife for Nikkawa Okazaka?" Demonic Fox was taken aback. "Are you talking about this ugly wooden man? Nikkawa Okazaka is not retarded … Why would he marry a blockhead? "
"Come here and put your hand on No.8 Luban's head!"
"What do you plan to do?" The Demonic Fox's face was filled with doubt. She tried to put her hand on it and exclaimed, "This really is a Spiritual Item! I can feel its spirituality communicating with me! "
"What's so surprising about that? The real show has just begun! "Chen laughed evilly and took out the Green Jade Gourd.
He opened the lid and began to pour spiritual energy into No.8 Luban's head.
The Spiritual Qi was continuously absorbed by No. 8 Luban. After absorbing almost 1,000 Spiritual Stones, something strange happened!
"Hua!"
Suddenly, No.8 Luban's body glowed with a golden light and its body began to change.
It was like a Pokemon evolving. As the golden light disappeared, No.8 Luban looked completely different!
"Oh my god … This … How is this possible …" Demonic Fox's jaw dropped. She could not believe her eyes.
Never in his wildest dreams would he have imagined that the ugly wooden man would turn into another him.
It was like looking into a mirror. From head to toe, it looked exactly the same. Even Demonic Fox herself could not find any flaws.
"What do you think? I treated Nikkawa Okazaka well, right? I even gave him a wife that looks exactly like me! "Chen Xiaobei grinned.
Demonic Fox glared at Chen Xiaobei and said, "You gave me a wooden man and you said you treated him well? You should at least give him a blow-up doll! At least a soft one! "
"Hahaha …" Chen Xiaobei burst out laughing. "You little fox! You are so dirty! Are you planning to let Nikkawa Okazaka have sex with No.8 Luban? What's the difference between hard and soft? "
"Don't say I didn't warn you! Nikkawa Okazaka is a pervert! "
Demonic Fox said condescendingly. "As long as it's a pretty girl, Nikkawa Okazaka will do everything he can to have her! As for me, he has been drooling over me for a long time! I'm sure he will push No.8 Luban down! "
"Are you worried about No.8 Luban's first time?" Chen Xiaobei laughed. "Don't worry. Nikkawa Okazaka has already joined the eunuch team!"
"What happened?" Demonic Fox asked curiously.
"Last time, Nikkawa Okazaka wanted to push a girl. I saw him and kicked his crotch!" Chen Xiaobei laughed.
"Good kick! That scumbag deserved it! "Demonic Fox said indignantly.
"Speaking of which, that was also your lucky chance!"
Chen Xiaobei said seriously. "The girl that I saved is called Phantom Rain. She's Tenshou's direct disciple! We might need her help in our revenge plan in the future! "
"Phantom Rain? I know her! "Demon Fox was stunned and said in surprise," Will she help us? "
"I think so …" Chen Xiaobei shrugged. "Though she hasn't said it out loud, I have a feeling that she's on my side!"
"Could there be a conspiracy behind this? With Phantom Rain's cultivation, how could she be pushed down by Nikkawa Okazaka?"
"I don't think it's a conspiracy." Chen Xiaobei speculated. "Phantom Rain might have approached Nikkawa Okazaka for another mission! Because she has another identity. She's a special agent from the SHIELD! "
"SHIELD!"
Demonic Fox exclaimed. "From what I know, it's a secret service organization formed by mutants. Every mutant has a special ability. I can say that they're the most powerful special agent team on earth!"
"Damn! I can't believe that a stupid fox like you knows so many secrets! "Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up.
"You're the stupid one! Demonic Fox said, "I've seen the guest list earlier. The United States has sent a very high-ranking official to congratulate the wedding. There's a S.H.I.E.L.D.'s bodyguard among them!"
"A high-ranking official from the United States?" Chen Xiaobei shrugged. "Who cares? I'm going to bring you away now. I don't care if they like to attend a wooden wedding!"
"Wait!" Demonic Fox suddenly asked, "We've talked for so long! "Can No.8 Luban move? Even though it looks exactly like me, it can't not move! "
"Do you even have to ask? His every move is under my control! I can satisfy Nikkawa Okazaka no matter what position he chooses! "Chen Xiaobei grinned evilly.
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