Chapter 1042
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Shen Gongpao: I … (Speechless)
Chen Xiaobei: What about you? Even the Queen Mother said that it was delicious! Are you going to say that there is something wrong with her taste buds? (Despise)
Queen Mother of the West: Lord Shen! It's not that I don't want to cooperate with you! God Chen's cold dish is just too delicious!
Shen Gongpao: How is it delicious?
Queen Mother: When it first enters my mouth, I feel a cooling sensation. When I taste it carefully, the fish melts like ice cream! It's fat but not greasy! After swallowing it, there is still a trace of sweetness in my mouth. It's a really good taste!
Jade Emperor: So delicious? Let me try it as well!
… …
Jade Emperor: Oh my god … This … It's so spicy! So spicy! Choking! Pungent! Blinding! It's so spicy that I'm crying …
Shen Gongpao: Chen Xiaobei! What else do you have to say? Your cold dish is so disgusting that even the Jade Emperor is crying!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe …
Jade Emperor: What the f * ck! This is so good! After choking on the spicy dish, my nose and mouth are clear and my eyes are bright! Is this the mustard that God Chen mentioned? This is so satisfying! I want to eat more! (Drooling)
Queen Mother of the West: Take it easy! Don't fight with me! Where's your majesty as a Great Emperor! I was the one who saw the big one first! (Snatching)
God Erlang: Queen Mother! Can I have a taste?
Shennong: Queen Mother! Let me have a taste as well! You know that I'm a foodie! (Drooling)
God Chejiao: Your majesty! Queen Mother! Please eat slowly! Please kneel down and have a taste! (Crying)
… …
All of a sudden, all the deities at Nacre Lake were in chaos. All of them wanted to have a taste of Chen Xiaobei's cold dish!
Those who did not manage to go to Nacre Lake were excited as well.
Diao Chan: Awesome! My Little Beibei! From the looks of it, he could really use a cold dish to exchange for a nine-thousand-year-old peach!
Zhao Yun: I'm so jealous! If I had known earlier, I would have made a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Maybe I would have gotten second place!
Bull Demon King: Brother Xiaobei is the best! When will you let me have a taste of your cold dish?
…
Shen Gongpao: "This …"
Chen Xiaobei: Shen Gongpao, what else do you have to say?
Monkey King: Facts speak louder than words. What else can he say? No matter how shameless he was, there should be a limit!
Shen Gongpao: Alright! You're the best today! Just you wait and see!
Chen: Okay! Just wait and see!
Queen Mother: Ahem! I'm done eating. Now, I'll officially announce that the person who got the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach today is God Chen Xiaobei! He believed that no one would object!
Ding! [Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Queen Mother! You have received a 9,000 years old Saturn Peach! It has been stored in your treasure chest!
"Haha! He had successfully taken first place! 9,000 years of lifespan! 9,000 combat power! A physique of 9000! All of them are going to increase! Wahahaha … "
Chen Xiaobei was so happy when he saw the message on his cellphone.
Lifespan and combat power were the things that Chen Xiaobei needed the most right now.
Not only would he not have to worry about his lifespan anymore after eating the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach, his combat power would also increase tremendously!
Queen Mother: Next, I'll announce that the person who got the 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach is Master Lu Ban! Hou Yi! Xiao Tianquan!
Queen Mother: The person who got the 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach is …
"Damn!"
Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said excitedly, "My Er Gou is so powerful! I can't believe that he managed to get the second prize! "
Chen Xiaobei and Xiao Tianquan were good friends.
Chen Xiaobei was happy to know that Xiao Tianquan got the 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach as well.
"Let me go into the Brotherhood and ask them what happened!"
Chen Xiaobei immediately opened up his own group.
The group was already bustling with activity.
Monkey King: Er Gou! You are really something! You got yourself a 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach! What kind of gift did you give her?
Chang 'e: That's right! What did you give her? You managed to move the Queen Mother's heart! (Curious)
Xiao Tianquan: Actually, it's nothing much. It's just a white Snow Civet cub for the Queen Mother to keep as her pet!
Hong Haier: Damn! How is that even possible?! It's too bad that I can't send or receive Red Envelopes now. If not, I can give one of my pets to the Queen Mother and I will be able to taste the Saturn Peach!
NeZha: Er Gou is really powerful! God Chen is even more powerful! He got the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach and got the first prize!
Yanwang: God Chen! Shouldn't you give us a Red Envelope to celebrate the first prize? I know that you must have hidden a cold dish to take care of your brother! Hurry up and send it! I'm drooling right now!
Chen Xiaobei: Erm … I thought it's forbidden to send Red Envelopes privately? I didn't prepare any cold dish …
Old Wang: We can only use the Red Envelope Snatching Session now. Yanwang, please don't make things difficult for Chen Xiaobei.
Chen Xiaobei: It's all my fault! I didn't expect so many people to join the group today! I should have prepared some good stuff for the Red Envelope Snatching Session!
Monkey King: Brother, are you lacking in resources now?
Chen Xiaobei: Yeah … I'm not in a good situation right now! My enemies have surrounded me and there are going to be a few more tough battles later on! The more treasures I get, the better my chances of winning will be!
Chang 'e: If that's the case, let's give it a try! Let's start a Red Envelope Snatching Session!
Monkey King: That's right! Almost all the people in the group are here today! This is a rare opportunity! Xiaobei, don't you have the Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine? Let's send this! A lot of people in the group are craving it!
Chen Xiaobei: Alright! I'll leave it to you guys then!
Inside the Red Envelope Group.
Goddess Chang 'e: Everyone! I have a suggestion! The ten people who got the Saturn Peach today should send me a Red Envelope! What do you think?
Yanwang: Good idea! Since they got the Saturn Peach, they should give some to the people in the group! Master Luban, the person in second place should come out and give out Red Envelopes!
Master Luban: I'm not the only one in second place! Hou Yi, Xiao Tianquan
Xiao Tianquan: I'm willing to give out Red Envelopes! Everyone should be happy on this big day!
Hou Yi: Hold on! Even the first place Chen Xiaobei is lurking. Why are we the second place jumping around? If God Chen doesn't send anything, I won't either!
Chen Xiaobei: So you guys will send it if I send it?
Xiao Tianquan: That's right! As long as God Chen sends out Red Envelopes, all of us who got the Saturn Peach will receive it too!
Master Luban: Let's do it! I'm so happy to get the six thousand years old Saturn Peach!
Hou Yi: Alright! I'll keep you company as well!
All of a sudden, everyone was excited. The six people who got the three thousand years old Saturn Peach also said that they were willing to send out Red Envelopes to celebrate.
Master Luban: Come on! God Chen! If you fire the first shot, we'll follow immediately!
Monkey King: Wait! I have a suggestion! Since Chinese New Year's Eve, there should be no more Red Envelope Snatching Session in the group! Let's follow God Chen and have a Red Envelope Snatching Session!
Yanwang: Alright! It's decided then! I'll join in!
Chang 'e: I'll join too!
Everyone: Alright, alright, alright … We'll join in as well … Let's have some fun together …
All of a sudden, tens of thousands of people in the group were fired up. They were waiting for Chen Xiaobei to fire the first shot!
Naturally, this was all thanks to Monkey King, Chang 'e, Yanwang, and Er Gou. The four of them put on a great show together!
"Awesome! My brothers! They're even more cunning than me! "
Looking at the messages on his phone, Chen Xiaobei secretly gave his brothers 32 likes! Ding!
[You have sent a Red Envelope to the Three Realms Red Envelope Group!]
Chen Xiaobei sent out a Red Envelope that contained dozens of bottles of Hundred Fruits Dragon Dick Moonshine.
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