Chenhui Building, Level 9, Caiwei Entertainment Co., Ltd., inside the recording studio.
Ling Xiaoyi made the opening remarks. "This program is by —"
A male lackey with a deep voice said, "Prodigal Alliance." Then, Hong Dali said, "I want to squander, I want to squander!"
Then, Ling Xiaoyi continued, "And —"
It was still the male lackey from before. "Tang Medical Enterprise." This time, it was Tang Muxin's turn. "The medicine cannot be stopped!"
Ling Xiaoyi concluded. "Sponsored broadcast."
Once the few of them finished speaking, a large group of people fell to the ground laughing. Zhang Cai couldn't even lift her head. Li Nianwei covered her mouth and giggled. Tang Muxin almost fell to the ground laughing after she finished reciting her line, "Don't stop taking the medicine."
As the leader of the lackeys, Ling Xiaoyi couldn't hold it in anymore. She laughed and said, "Young Master is really good at making jokes. I'm sure that even before the movie starts, just the opening lines alone will make people laugh until their stomachs hurt."
Tang Muxin said, "I just realized that Hong Dali has such a talent for making jokes. Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
At this time, Hong Dali still had that silly expression on his face. He looked at the staff members who had fallen to the ground laughing and was quite speechless. "It's just a few lines, is it so serious? I didn't study much, don't try to make me happy! "
"No, no." Tang Muxin laughed until she couldn't catch her breath. "Hong Dachui, ah no, Wang Dali, ah no no, Hong Dali, what should we do next? The opening lines are done. Is it the opening song? "
"That's right!" Hong Dali instantly started humming. "Everyone, sing with me: Unexpectedly, my moral integrity is gone …"
"Unexpectedly, my moral integrity is gone!"
Everyone finished singing, and in the blink of an eye, burst into laughter again.
"Alright." Hong Dali helplessly shrugged. "It must be my filming method that's wrong. You guys really have a low sense of humor."
Another burst of laughter.
In the end, it was Li Nianwei, the big sister, who spoke. "Alright, everyone, stop laughing. Let's listen to Young Master talk about the script. Let's film what we can first. Young Master said that this movie needs one episode a week. "
"Yes, yes, yes. Everyone, come over." A group of people happily gathered around Hong Dali. Hong Dali coughed, cleared his throat, and said in a serious tone, "This episode is called 'Low-budget Wuxia Drama.' The background of the story is about a beautiful princess who was captured by a demon king. Then, the male lead, as a chivalrous hero, went to save the princess."
"This … this is nothing special." After listening to the background of the story, Tang Muxin asked curiously, "Many of the wuxia movies and television dramas nowadays have such plots."
The others also nodded in unison.
Hong Dali nodded. "That's right."
He actually admitted it shamelessly!
Then, Hong Dali continued, "At the beginning, my line was' My name is Dang Dachui, I'm an actor, and I'm currently filming a low-budget martial arts drama. '" When he spoke, he slightly opened his mouth, stared straight ahead, and had a zombie-like face. Coupled with his lines, the effect suddenly became comical.
"And then?" Tang Muxin asked, trying not to laugh.
"And then?" Hong Dali picked up a plastic toy knife and held it in his hand. "This is my weapon!"
Everyone was stunned. Tang Muxin said in surprise, "Dali, you actually didn't squander this time. You didn't use an antique knife worth at least a few hundred thousand?"
"That's right." Hong Dali looked at Tang Muxin. "And then, my line was this: 'Isn't this too low-budget? What does a children's toy sword count as?! '"Then, Hong Dali imitated the sound of a weapon flashing." Ding! At this time, cool special effects are needed. This toy sword must flash, it must flash! Then, I said: 'It's already of this quality, what's there to flash for?' "
As he spoke, he gestured. This drama was not difficult to film, and it was full of laughs. After a few sentences, everyone was already on the floor laughing. When Hong Dali called a male lackey with a soft voice to jump and run while pinching his throat to say the classic line, "I have no regrets in my life. I remember that day when I ran under the sunset, that was my lost youth …", everyone was completely laughing and fell to the floor, unable to get up again. Even Li Nianwei, who was always gentle and elegant like a big sister, couldn't stop laughing.
When Hong Dali finished talking about the content of this episode, Tang Muxin's big watery eyes were as bright as 200-watt light bulbs. She grabbed Hong Dali's arm and kept shaking her little body. "Chui Chui, from now on, we will come here to film movies every day after school, okay, okay, okay ~ ~ ~"
Her sweet voice instantly bewitched everyone.
Looks like I have to change my name to Chui Chui in the future … Facing Tang Muxin's coquettish skills, Hong Dali decisively surrendered. "Okay, okay, okay. We will come here after school. It's just that this doesn't burn money …" This micro movie couldn't burn money even if he wanted to. This made Hong Dali very depressed. Luckily, there was still the sci-fi movie "The Gale Flash" and Zhong Dian website to help him burn money. If he thought of some other ways, he should be able to squander 15 million a month. Thinking up to this point, Hong Dali was quite satisfied.
At this time, Li Nianwei softly asked, "Young Master, we have a rough understanding of the plot. Where is the filming location? Since it's a martial arts drama, it can't be filmed here, right? "
Filming location? Hong Dali touched his chin and was thinking about where to film when Ling Xiaoyi reminded him. "Young Master, the small hill at Fengyuan Lake should be fine."
Fengyuan Lake had mountains and water. The environment was elegant and quiet. It was indeed a good place to film a movie.
"That place …" Hong Dali was about to agree when suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind. No way! How can I miss such a good chance to squander! I remember that the small hill at Fengyuan Lake is very close to the outer area of Tianjing Mountain … Thinking up to this point, Hong Dali decisively decided. "I've decided! Let's find a good place to film! "
"Where?!" Hearing that it wasn't Fengyuan Lake, everyone became curious.
"The outer area of Tianjing Mountain!" Hong Dali roared with laughter. "There aren't many opportunities to squander in this micro movie. Let's find it from the location! I've decided. Let's buy the outer area of Tianjing Mountain and build a set. In the future, Unexpectedly! will be filmed there! "
"My god …" Tang Muxin covered her face. "In order to film a micro movie that only costs a few hundred thousand yuan, you actually want to spend millions or even tens of millions to buy a hill and a set?!" It was no wonder that Tang Muxin was depressed. If they rented the hill, it might only cost tens of thousands of yuan a year. But buying it was completely different. It would cost at least a few hundred thousand yuan. After all, it was the hill of Tianjing Mountain, and it was close to the city. The price was definitely not cheap.
For a micro movie that cost a few hundred thousand yuan, to build such a huge set, especially that hill that could not be developed even if they wanted to, was totally a squandering act!
"That's right!" Hong Dali roared with laughter. "It's decided then! Xiaoyi, I don't care how you buy it. Anyway, that hill will belong to me in the future! "
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