His current state was basically the same as Hong Dali's on Earth in his previous life.
Now that he had finally returned to his original appearance, Hong Dali felt a little emotional — this was really like living two lives …
"Dali, what are you thinking about?" Tang Muxin asked softly, then quickly changed her words. "Ah, no, I have to call you Dehua now."
Hong Dali's disguise was the name of his favorite movie, TV, and singer superstar in his previous life, Liu Dehua!
"Ah, nothing, just a little emotional." Hong Dali chuckled and looked around. "Aiya, this place used to be surrounded by people. Wherever I went, people would pay attention to me. I'm not used to having no one following me anymore. "
Actually, although he said that, he was actually thinking about his previous life on Earth. Back then, he was simple and only wanted to study and find a better job after graduation.
He didn't expect that a muddle-headed act of heroism would give him a second chance at life. When he saved the two kids, he didn't think too much about it. He just couldn't bear to see the two kids get killed by a car crash …
In the end, he died and actually transmigrated, and it was even the more fashionable soul transmigration …
It felt like a lifetime had passed!
Hong Dali was expressing his feelings, but Tang Muxin didn't know that the young lady was quite happy. She softly said, "Dali, this is actually quite good. Actually, sometimes money isn't very important."
"Ah, Xinxin." Hong Dali smiled and looked at Tang Muxin. "You don't hate me now? I remember that you wanted to break off the engagement, right? Hehe. "
"I didn't!" Hong Dali, this rascal. Why did he have to mention such a thing at such a romantic time? Were his nerves made of cotton?! Tang Muxin wished she could kick this rascal to death. However, after thinking about it, she decided not to. "Anyway, who asked you to be a prodigal in the past? You don't do anything serious from morning to night, only thinking about how to spend money. Your health isn't good. Normal people wouldn't like that, right?"
She wasn't wrong. Anyway, probably no woman in the world would be willing to marry a man with impotence …
"Aye? But I'm still a prodigal now. "Hong Dali asked again," Then why do you still like me so much? But my body is fine now, hehe. "He deliberately raised his eyebrows as he spoke.
"Who, who, who, who, who likes you?" Tang Muxin's face instantly turned red. She flung Hong Dali's hand away and angrily said, "Only a ghost would like it!"
As she spoke, she turned her head away, not looking at Hong Dali's face.
"Really?" Hong Dali observed his expression and didn't seem to be very angry. Yes, yes.
"Bah." She had intended to ignore Hong Dali, but in the end, she laughed first. "Actually, I don't know either. I just feel that although you are a prodigal, your character is not bad. You know how to take care of others, unlike some brainless rich second-generation heirs who act as if the whole world owes them money and dislike everyone." Tang Muxin spat. She had originally planned to ignore Hong Dali, but she ended up laughing first.
"Then, Xinxin." Hong Dali asked again, "If I suddenly become penniless and worthless one day, will you still like me?"
"If that's really the case." Tang Muxin smiled, her eyes curved into crescent moons, prettier than the moon in the sky. "Then I can only marry a chicken and follow a chicken. If you want to be a beggar, I can only be a beggar. Hehe."
Hong Dali asked, "Really?"
Tang Muxin fiercely nodded. "Of course!"
"Hahaha!" Hong Dali suddenly laughed and pulled Tang Muxin along. "If that's the case, then let's pretend to be beggars. Hahahahaha!"
"Huh?!"
…
In a small alley.
"You … what are you doing?" A beggar desperately retreated. "I, I, I, I have no money on me! I really have no money! "
Hong Dali laughed. "Go on and scream. Even if you scream until your throat breaks, no one will save you …"
"You … what are you trying to do?" The beggar completely broke down. "I'm really a beggar. I really don't have … I have money. This is the 10 yuan and 80 cents I got today. I'll give it to you. Save the 80 cents to buy a mantou for me …"
At this time, Ling Xiaoyi walked up and coldly said, "Take off your clothes! Hurry! Why are you wasting so much time? "
Hearing Ling Xiaoyi speak, the beggar's eyes actually lit up and he beamed with delight. "Aiyo, a beauty is actually so proactive …"
Bang! Bang! Pa! "" Ah! Don't hit my face … "
Five minutes later.
Hong Dali was wearing the beggar's clothes. He looked around and laughed. "Haha, it's easy now. No one will recognize me. This is what it means to visit incognito, haha!"
Tang Muxin covered her nose. "It's so dirty. Are we visiting incognito or pretending to be beggars? Look at the smell on you."
"Aye." Hong Dali felt strange and asked, "Didn't you say that if I were a beggar, you would be a beggar?"
"Of course." Tang Muxin pouted. "But I won't wear other people's clothes!" Saying so, the little lass ran out and bought two sets of ordinary clothes. She pulled Hong Dali and ran. "Quick, follow me. Sister Xiaoyi, come with me too!"
The three of them ran into an alley with no one around. When they arrived, Tang Muxin pulled Ling Xiaoyi to change her clothes. Hong Dali felt strange and asked, "Why are you acting so mysterious? What are you doing …"
Alas, he didn't have to wait too long this time. Not long after, Tang Muxin and Ling Xiaoyi came out. Hong Dali was stunned when he saw them. "You two are …" He was stunned for a while, then laughed. "You two are really little beggars. Hahaha!"
Tang Muxin was wearing clothes that were obviously sold at street stalls. Her sleeves were dirty and tattered, her hair was covered in dirt, and her originally white and clean face was covered in dirt. Even her chest was wrapped in dirt. How was she still a little beauty?
Ling Xiaoyi was the same. When the three of them stood together, other than Tang Muxin and Ling Xiaoyi who didn't have any smell, the others looked similar to Hong Dali. It was guaranteed that no one would recognize them!
"Hehe, Dali, how is it?" Tang Muxin said with satisfaction. "There shouldn't be any problem pretending to be beggars now, right?"
"No problem! Definitely no problem! "Hong Dali laughed and said," Lackeys, let's go! "
Thus, the three little beggars sneakily headed toward He 'an Village.
However, He 'an Village was about 20 miles away from He' an Town. How to get there became a big problem.
Alas, just as the three of them were worrying, something interesting happened.
A Young Master who looked like he came from a rich family swaggered over with two lackeys. When he saw the three of them with dirt all over their faces, he instantly stopped, turned around, took a look, and said, "Pitiful. Reward!"
Thus, the two lackeys strode forward and gave each of them 50 yuan. "Our Young Master An rewarded you."
"Take it and go buy something to eat." After the Young Master rewarded them, he turned around and left. As he walked, he said proudly, "Aiya, if I don't squander for a day, I will feel uncomfortable!"
Hong Dali: "…" Tang Muxin: "…" Ling Xiaoyi: "…"
Seeing that they were about to leave, Hong Dali loudly said, "Hero, please wait. How should I address you?"
"No need to thank me." The Young Master coolly shook his head. "I never leave my name when I do good deeds! Lackeys, let's go! "
Saying so, he walked away.
Hong Dali: "…" Tang Muxin: "…" Ling Xiaoyi: "…"
When the Young Master's figure could no longer be seen, Tang Muxin sat on the ground laughing. As she laughed, she hammered the ground and said, "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. The world's number one prodigal was rewarded by a little prodigal. This is really too funny. Hahahaha!"
Ling Xiaoyi couldn't stop laughing too. If this matter were to be spread, everyone's jaws would definitely drop!
Hong Dali angrily stomped his feet. "How can I live like this! Even my profession is being snatched away! "
Although Hong Dali didn't lack this bit of money, this Young Master An reminded him — money makes the world go round. Let's go get a taxi!
Hence, he saw three little beggars trying to hail a taxi by the roadside —
"Shoo, shoo, shoo, I don't have money to give you!" "Even beggars want to take a taxi these days?" "Are you guys planning to rob me? If you continue to dawdle, I'll call the police. Really! "
After half an hour, they still didn't manage to hail a taxi. In the end, when Hong Dali really wanted to ask Ling Xiaoyi to snatch a taxi, a brave driver finally stopped the car — one couldn't blame the driver for being brave. Looking at his 1.9 meters tall body, he was definitely the only one who could snatch a taxi. There was no reason for him to be robbed. "Why, you want to take a taxi? Where are you going?"
Hong Dali: "He 'an Village."
Driver: "40 yuan. We won't enter the village. Pay up first."
Hong Dali: "No problem!"
Hence, the three of them got into the car.
The driver could see that the three of them weren't big and could beat them. Hong Dali knew that he definitely couldn't beat Ling Xiaoyi. Hence, the journey was peaceful. After the three of them got off the car, the driver mumbled as he drove back. "Even beggars are so rich these days. I only earn 50 yuan after working for a day. But they're good. They give me 50 yuan for 40 yuan and don't even give me change …"
On Hong Dali's side, the three of them got off the car at the entrance of the village. It was already past 9 PM. Villagers usually slept early, especially since the earthquake had just happened. Hence, there wasn't much light in the entire village. Hong Dali looked around. This place was adjacent to a small stream, surrounded by mountains and forests. The road wasn't easy to walk on, and there weren't many people around.
"Young Master … Dehua, where are we resting tonight?" Ling Xiaoyi looked around. "It's not suitable to enter the village now. Why don't we sleep in the forest for a night? I'll just keep watch."
"En, there's no rush. Let's make some preparations first." Hong Dali closed his eyes and started using the telepathic connection. Very soon, he found his targets — two gray and dirty wild dogs. Hong Dali smiled and said, "En, it's the two of you then. Come, Wang Cai and Lai Fu!"
Why else would people say that Hong Dali might look muddle-headed, but he wasn't stupid. If they entered the village just like that, it wouldn't be easy to handle if something happened later on. Furthermore, it wouldn't be interesting.
Hence, he found two wild dogs and tied a special pinhole camera to the neck fur of the two wild dogs, Wang Cai and Lai Fu.
"Hehe, this should be OK." Hong Dali clapped his hands in satisfaction. "Alright, everything is ready. Just wait for the show to start tomorrow! Let's find a clean place to sleep first. "
Hence, very soon, all the furry animals in the forest gathered and used their bodies to form a great wall of flesh and blood — this time, Hong Dali didn't have to be afraid of the cold wind blowing on his butt …
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