Actually, it was no wonder that Itra had escaped. The outside of the Hexagon was already in shambles.
Countless American citizens blocked the main gate and held up signs in their hands. They were demonstrating. The signs had slogans like "People from the military, go to hell," "You bunch of pigs," "Merika has lost all its face," etc. The meaning was obvious. You bunch of trash, not only did you deceive the public, you also lost all your face to the world. You should atone for your sins with your death!
The people were agitated, holding up signs to demonstrate, and the reporters were carrying their cameras and cannons, waiting to interview the important figures in the military about this matter. After all, the Iron Warrior was so popular previously. Now that it was exposed, it would definitely be headline news!
"Chief Salon!" The secretary rushed in again and said, "The reporters outside are requesting an interview. They have completely blocked the entrance! We have already mobilized the guards, but I'm afraid … "
"My head hurts." Salon rubbed his temples. "We hyped up the Iron Warrior too much previously. Now that it's exposed, we have really lost all our face. These reporters, they just want to see the world in chaos. All of them should be dragged out and executed! Executed! "
Of course, there was always a big difference between reality and dreams. Salon was very helpless too.
"But, Chief Salon, what should we do now?" The secretary was sweating profusely and anxiously said, "If we don't think of something, they will rush in! By then, we probably won't be able to leave even if we want to! "
"F * ck!" Salon scolded. "Can't this Hong Dali just stay at home obediently? And that Angel of Misfortune, isn't his curse always very effective? Why didn't it work this time!? "
"Chief … Chief Salon …" The secretary violently swallowed his saliva. "The Angel of Misfortune said … said … said that the people in the military are all pigs. He asked us to eat … eat sh * t …"
"I'll eat his head!" Salon loudly roared. "I don't believe in any curse of misfortune anymore! Merika raised him for so long and gave him such a high salary! In the end? He didn't do anything at all! He didn't do anything! He said we are pigs and asked us to eat sh * t. Why doesn't he go and die! Angel of Misfortune! Bullshit! He should be dragged out and executed! They must be executed! "
"Chief Salon, the reporters outside now …" The secretary picked up the phone and anxiously reminded him again, "You better think of a way to deal with the reporters first. They are about to rush in!"
After hearing the secretary's reminder, Salon, who had been roaring, became completely silent.
This matter happened too quickly. Actually, it wasn't a big deal for the fake video to be exposed. There had always been a lot of loopholes in Hollywood movies. In fact, if the audience really found out, it would just be a little more funny.
Regarding the Iron Warrior, Salon did not expect to keep it a secret forever. His original intention was just to steal the limelight from Hong Dali's Mechanical Man. The people had this habit. They would talk about it enthusiastically at the beginning, but soon, as long as there was something else, it would be easy to divert their attention. In that case, the storm of public opinion would be completely suppressed.
Therefore, the fake video of the Iron Warrior could only withstand the initial hype. When the time came, they would inform the various video websites to block the news. Once the public's enthusiasm died down, everything would be easy to handle. As for exchanging the Mechanical Man technology with Heavenly State, that could be discussed slowly.
But who would have thought that the video had only been released for two days! It had only been two days, and it was exposed by that damned guy!
This time, they were in big trouble. Originally, the people's attention was on the Iron Warrior. Now, it was even more popular. They couldn't block the news even if they wanted to …
This was like hearing someone say that his family bought a new car that cost two hundred thousand.
You got jealous and directly borrowed a car worth three hundred thousand, sat in the driver's seat, and took a photo. Then, you told others that a car worth two hundred thousand was nothing. My family bought a car worth three hundred thousand.
This kind of mentality was very normal. It was easy for people to compare themselves with others. This was nothing.
But the problem was that there was a big flaw in this photo. A very obvious mark in the car was also captured in the photo. Then, the person who bought the car for two hundred thousand recognized it. "It can't be? Isn't this someone's car? I've seen the mark there before! "
Fine, this was a big joke. This was like being slapped in the face. Not only was his face slapped resoundingly, the most important thing was that he didn't even have a chance to refute. This was very, very uncomfortable …
That was why people said that Hong Dali never slapped people's faces. This fellow really never slapped people's faces — someone helped him to slap people's faces anyway …
"He … What the heck! What the heck! "Salon angrily kicked the coffee table over." This bunch of damned pigs! All of them must be dragged out and executed! " Of course, regardless of whether they would be executed or not, they had to quickly think of a way to leave. Therefore, Salon held his stomach. "Help me deal with the reporters first. My stomach hurts. I'm going to the toilet!"
"Ah? Chief Salon? Chief Salon?! "Seeing Salon rush out of the toilet, the secretary was a little dazed.
Luckily, not long after, he didn't have time to be dazed — a large number of reporters, up to a hundred people, rushed in …
"May I ask if Chief Itra is here? Regarding the fake Iron Warrior video, what does Chief Itra think? " "May I ask if the Iron Warrior video is fake, is Chief Itra trying to mislead the people to achieve some kind of goal?" "Hello, may I ask …"
The entire scene was a mess, and the secretary was overwhelmed. In the end, someone smart used a loudspeaker to shout, "Everyone, please be quiet. I've seen this gentleman before. He's Chief Itra's secretary. Let's listen to what he has to say first."
Very quickly, the scene quietened down.
The secretary swallowed his saliva. The scene today was a little big … He had to admit that he was quite quick-witted. Since it was a big scene, he might as well go overboard. "Regarding the Iron Warrior video, I don't know about it. I'm not too sure about that part of the situation. But … "Speaking up to this point, he tried hard to recall what Salon and Itra had said previously." Because Heavenly State's Mechanical Man technology is not willing to be shared, we need to impose a small sanction on them. Heavenly State needs to import a lot of rare metals from Merika. Therefore, we need to cut off the import channel to contain Heavenly State … "
Cutting off the import channel of rare metals from Heavenly State, this was big news!
At this moment, the secretary continued. "Also, Chief Itra has decided to conduct a military exercise. The exact date has not been confirmed yet. What I can reveal is that this time, we will be using a lot of weapons made from the latest technology in the world, including rail cannons, the latest Battleship fighter jets, etc. Please look forward to it."
Phew … I'm finally done fooling them. These two points should be heavy enough. Moreover, Chief Itra and Chief Salon seemed to have mentioned this before. Forget about it, I'll deal with this matter first. As for the rest … I don't care anymore!
Secretary: "Gentlemen, please excuse me. My stomach hurts a little. I need to go to the washroom first."
…
In Merika, the competition in every industry was very big. The news industry was no exception.
As the ace reporter of the , Jeanswest had always looked down on his peers — that bunch of idiots blocking the door, what good news could they get? The person in question had probably gone into hiding long ago. What they got was just the information that was easy to find out.
As a trump card that had been in the industry for more than 20 years, Jeanswest naturally wouldn't take the normal path.
His choice was to rely on his keen sense of smell. When the video of the Iron Warrior being exposed was uploaded onto the internet, in less than three hours, he used his fastest speed to sneak into the washroom of the Hexagon Building and set up the latest pinhole camera. Because he believed that when Defense Minister Itra heard that the Iron Warrior was exposed, he would definitely be badly battered. Then, hiding in the washroom would be a very good choice.
And the truth proved that his choice was very correct. In less than three hours, Jeanswest saw Defense Minister Itra angrily rushing into the washroom.
"Haha, I really caught him red-handed!" Hiding in the ceiling, Jeanswest's face was full of joy. "There will definitely be big news this time!"
As expected, once Itra entered the washroom, he madly kicked everything. "Hong Dali! Damn Hong Dali! Why, why does this fellow have to do this to us, WHY! "
There's stock! There's stock indeed! Hahaha, I really came at the right time today!
At this moment, Itra angrily entered a small cubicle and was about to take a dump. This part wasn't of much value, but Jeanswest felt that he should observe for a while longer. And reality proved that his intuition was indeed quite accurate — not long after, another person sneaked in sneakily. Jeanswest recognized him. It was the head of Merika's National Security Agency, Salon!
Hahahaha, looks like there's a big reward today!
Jeanswest was very excited. This was a big show, if it was him, he wouldn't bear to leave too, right?
Just then, he heard Salon scolding as he peed. "Damn Hong Dali, he made me so badly battered. He should really be dragged out and executed! Executed! "Itra's voice came from inside." You're here too? Let's just stay here for a while, don't go out first. Those damn reporters outside, they're as annoying as flies! Annoying! "
They actually dared to treat reporters like flies! I can't tolerate this! Jeanswest secretly decided that this secretly filmed today must be uploaded onto the internet! Let's see what they have to say!
Just then, the sound of flushing was heard. Itra should have finished peeing and flushed the toilet. But unexpectedly, very quickly, he started scolding again. "Ahhhhhh! This damn toilet is causing trouble too! Causing trouble! Why is the sewer pipe blocked! Why! "
Another series of crazed smacking sounds could be heard. Alas, just then, a "boom" sound could be heard. The entire washroom shook for a while, and the toilet actually exploded. Countless colored liquid spurted out, splashing all over the washroom!
Only then did Jeanswest notice the sign hanging at the entrance of the washroom — "Hey, my dear, if you want to hide in the washroom, you'll have to pay the price. You bunch of pigs who bring shame to Merika!"
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