Upon hearing Hong Dali's question, Lin Chuyin replied without thinking, "Oh, Lucifer said that there was a small problem with my command, and it has been corrected."
"Lucifer? This name is amazing! "Hong Dali stared with his eyes wide open." I feel that it sounds familiar … Eh? Isn't he the legendary Angel of Misfortune with the power of curses? Is he talking to you? Quick, quick, quick, I want to see too! "
Then, Lucifer asked, "Chuyin, is Hong Dali talking to you?"
Lin Chuyin directly replied, "Oh, Dali said he wants to see you."
Lucifer was very helpless. "Alright, looks like it's useless for me to ask you to keep it a secret …"
Hong Dali sat beside Chuyin and stretched out his hand to type on the screen. "Handsome, is this Lucifer? Aiya, aiya, idol! I've heard of you! It's said that whoever you curse will be plagued with misfortune! This ability is very scary. Have you cursed anyone recently? "
Lucifer looked at the screen and saw that Lin Chuyin didn't feel disgusted at all when he sat together with Lin Chuyin. Instead, he was filled with jealousy, so he typed furiously on the keyboard. "How can you sit so close to my Chuyin!"
Hong Dali curiously asked, "Eh? We're usually like this! Is there anything wrong? "As he spoke, he said to Chuyin," Chuyin, can I kiss you? "
"Oh, what do you mean by kiss?" Lin Chuyin asked.
Hong Dali leaned close to her face and kissed her. "Just like this." This fellow was really fast …
"Oh, it's like this …" The little lass didn't react at all …
But Lin Chuyin didn't react, but Lucifer reacted strongly. "Bastard! How dare you kiss my Chuyin! I didn't even kiss you! "
On the screen, Hong Dali scratched his head and typed. "Ah, right, I remember now. You seem to like Chuyin, right?"
You scum with an IQ of less than 100 only realized now?!
Lucifer was furious. "Hong Dali! I want to declare war on you! I want to duel with you! I want to use the power of curses to let you know what terror is! "
Hong Dali looked at the screen and then turned back. "Why should I accept your challenge?"
Lucifer: "…"
Lucifer was hopping mad. "You stole my Chuyin!"
Hong Dali: "Oh, this isn't considered snatching. Does Chuyin like you?"
Lucifer: "I …"
Lucifer, who was sitting in front of the computer, was beaten black and blue by Hong Dali's words. After holding it in for a while, he finally said, "Alright, alright. You're good. I realized that the result of talking to a joker like you is that I can only become a joker too …"
Hong Dali: "What's wrong with being a joker? How happy it is to be carefree all day. You don't have to think about anything and just do what you like to do. Otherwise, life will be so tiring. Are you tired? "
Lucifer: "At least for now, I'm living quite well."
Hong Dali: "En, you have a bright future too. Why don't you be a joker like me? You can be happy every day and play however you want. How about that? By the way, there was an assassin who wanted to kill me, but I turned him into a clown. Now he's going to kill his boss … "
Lucifer: "…"
Lucifer: "How did you do it? So powerful? "
Hong Dali: "It's very simple. The mission he took was only 500 million yuan. He probably didn't get much. Then, I gave him one billion yuan and he turned into a clown. He cheered and left …"
Lucifer: "That works?"
Hong Dali: "Why not?"
Lucifer: "What do you think I'm worth?"
Hong Dali: "You, I think to turn you into a clown, you need at least five billion yuan. Do you support payment in installments?"
What the heck, are you buying a house? Installments after the down payment? Why don't you just get a provident fund?
Lucifer: "Alright, no matter what, I'm still very happy that you can give me a value of five billion yuan. That's all for now. My friend is back. I'll do as you said and be a happy clown to play games. "
Hong Dali: "Girlfriend?"
Lucifer: "En? Why do you ask? "
Hong Dali: "Clowns only have two types of friends. One is a clown, and the other is a girlfriend. I feel that other than me, there shouldn't be any other clowns suitable to be your friend. Then, it can only be a girlfriend … "
What a magical theory! Lucifer could only kneel down. "Alright, it's a girlfriend. She gave me five thousand yuan to play games with her. En, she's not bad. She's pretty and has a good figure. It's just that she's not good at games. "
Hong Dali: "Oh, that's not bad. People who treat you well should treat them well too. I have high hopes for you on this point! But then again, how about I give you five million a month to take care of you? "
Lucifer: "If you're a girl, maybe I can consider."
Hong Dali: "Looks like you have the potential to be a clown! I'll give you ten million to take care of you and your girlfriend! "
Lucifer: "Then, who does my girlfriend belong to?"
Hong Dali: "What a high-end question. This is really difficult to solve … Alright, alright. How about this, I'll give you five million to take care of your girlfriend, and your girlfriend will give you two million to take care of you. How about that?"
Lucifer: "Do you believe that I'll kill you?"
Hong Dali: "A clown would definitely not bear to kill another clown … Alright, then, we'll consider who's going to take care of who when there's a chance in the future …"
Lucifer: "That's all. See you later."
Hong Dali: "Aye? You're leaving just like that? Say hello to your girlfriend on my behalf. Oh right, you should be able to see what's happening here, right? "
Lucifer: "I can see. Why?"
Hong Dali hurriedly put his arm around Lin Chuyin's shoulder. The two of them leaned against each other and faced the camera. Hong Dali made a V shape and laughed loudly. "Dali creates miracles!"
Lucifer: "…"
Turning off the monitor and text file, Lucifer gritted his teeth in anger. "This bastard! He even provoked me! "
"Dear, who were you chatting with?" The beauty put down the things she bought and hugged Lucifer's arm. She smiled and asked, "Which good girl is it? Introduce me? "
"Oh, she's not a girl." Lucifer took a deep breath, then smiled and replied, "She's … a clown who's happy all day long!"
…
"Dali, who were you chatting with just now?" When Hong Dali left Lin Chuyin's seat and returned to the mechanical arm, Running Dog, Tang Muxin softly asked, "You were beaming with joy just now, who were you chatting with?"
"Oh, that." Hong Dali grinned and said, "A future clown. It's quite interesting. I have high hopes for him!"
"Pfft!" Tang Muxin directly laughed and said, "Whoever is with you will become a clown. I'm already used to it. En, let's not care about that. Dali, Running Dog should be successful soon, right? I think it's almost done just now. "
"Should be." Hong Dali grinned. "I think it'll be done very soon. Next, we just have to wait and see when our aircraft carriers will arrive. When that time comes, we can integrate Running Dog into the aircraft carriers. That would be the best! "
"You want to modify the aircraft carriers?" Tang Muxin said in surprise, "What do you want to modify them into?"
"Of course, I want to modify them!" Hong Dali said without even thinking. "Both aircraft carriers are empty shells. All the equipment inside has been removed. Without any electronic equipment, it's just a metal ship. Of course, I want to modify them. But, what do I want to modify them into … "
These two aircraft carriers were indeed two empty shells. All the equipment inside had definitely been removed. To put it bluntly, it was just a metal ship. It was already decommissioned and could only rust. To put it bluntly, it was equivalent to selling steel to Hong Dali. Otherwise, why would Merika agree so easily?
Although Hong Dali might not be very smart, he was not a fool. He could still see this point.
"Dali, are you really … really going to modify them into regular aircraft carriers?" Tang Muxin asked, "You're not thinking of going to war, are you?"
"Why would I go to war!" Hong Dali sniffled. "Do I look like such a violent person to you?"
Just as Tang Muxin was about to relax, she saw Hong Dali turn his head and say to Lin Chuyin, "But speaking of which, it doesn't look good if the aircraft carriers are too bare — Chuyin, install some Super Electromagnetic Gun or something on the aircraft carriers when you come back. That will make them look more domineering!"
Lin Chuyin agreed without even thinking. "Oh, okay."
Oh my god …
"Dali, let's not discuss what weapons to install on them first." Tang Muxin grabbed Hong Dali's arm tightly. "Why don't we discuss how to name these two aircraft carriers? Should we give them a more domineering name? "
"That's a good idea." Hong Dali touched his chin and thought for a while. "En, make one that can fly. Let's call it Big Bird! The other one that can dive. Let's call it Big Fish! "
Tang Muxin burst into tears. They were aircraft carriers, after all. One named Big Bird and one named Big Fish …
Just at this moment, Lin Chuyin typed furiously on the keyboard. Soon, she let out a long sigh and said, "Oh, it seems like there shouldn't be a problem now. We can give it a try this time. "
Hong Dali hurriedly commanded the mechanical arm Running Dog. "Running Dog! Give me a chocolate bar! "
"Roger." The mechanical arm Running Dog slowly moved towards the fridge. It opened the fridge and scanned the contents. About two seconds later, it started to take out the ice cream!
Hong Dali and the rest held their breaths. Let's see if they could succeed this time!
Soon, Running Dog took out an ice cream from the fridge and placed it in Hong Dali's hands.
Everyone looked at the ice cream. The packaging was dark brown, long and narrow, forming a beautiful cylindrical shape. It was the chocolate bar that Hong Dali wanted!
"Wahahahaha! Success! Success! "
Everyone cheered in unison. Lin Chuyin tilted her head and looked at Running Dog. She suddenly said, "Oh, four decimal places … So this is the difference between humans and machines …"
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