"Wife, what's wrong?" Mu Zuihao was a little confused. This was the place that his childhood friend had recommended to him, and it was said that there were countless good reviews.
Did his wife not like it?
Xunmi opened the menu again, and her fingers kept sliding down the names of the dishes that came out of her mouth.
"Stewed chicken with angelica antler."
"Steamed abalone."
"Yam loach."
"Ginseng tiger penis."
...
Xunmi read out more than ten names in one go, and there were also names like honey and chives. She was too embarrassed to continue.
The only listener, Mu Zuihao, did not have any expression at all, as if Xunmi was just reading out an ordinary dish.
After Xunmi stopped, she asked foolishly, "Are you done?"
Seeing her nod, he smacked his lips. "I think it's very delicious just from the name. Why don't we all have a portion?"
Just then, someone passed by them. When he heard Mu Zuihao's words, he immediately looked over.
Then, he cast a pitiful look at Xunmi, sighed, and left.
Xunmi did not want to understand, but she did. Her face was wooden. She did not know anything, really.
Damn, she was not feeling well. What should she do?
But there was a stupid teammate who rang the bell when she was not paying attention.
"…" She really wanted to beat him to death. This guy was simply, simply hopeless.
"You still don't know what kind of restaurant this is?" Xunmi squeezed the words out of her teeth, and her eyes were a little twisted.
How could a man not know this?
She did not believe it!
Mu Zuihao really did not understand what the problem was, but he still nodded obediently.
Xunmi had just heaved a sigh of relief when she heard her husband say,
"Of course I know what kind of restaurant this is. Wife, you've asked me twice. It's a restaurant, and there's good food."
Xunmi's throat was choked with blood. She just needed to be stimulated a little more and she would spit it out.
She took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down. "Mu Zuihao, antler, tiger penis, loach, do you know what the effects are?"
"And these, take a look." She pointed out the dishes on the menu that she did not read out to the person opposite her, not letting go of any expression on his face.
In the end, Xunmi admitted defeat. Her husband really did not understand.
It was a mess in the wind. Such a perfect husband actually didn't know what these things were, she …
"They're all nourishing, nourishing …"
"I know. It's a place to replenish nutrients. Isn't it written outside that it's a health center?"
Mu Zuihao innocently took over Xunmi's words. He really couldn't understand what was wrong with his wife.
Xunmi gave up on the treatment and said fiercely, "You idiot, these are all aphrodisiacs!"
Σ (° △ ° | | |) Shocked, Mu Xuehao's face stiffened, and he couldn't regain his senses.
His tone rose unconsciously, and his face was full of surprise.
Xunmi nodded her head indignantly.
"Is it what I think it is?" Mu Xuehao had a bad feeling about this.
"Cough cough …" Xunmi coughed twice, her cheeks flushed red. As a woman, she was discussing the problem of aphrodisiac with a man. It was inexplicably embarrassing.
Although the man was her husband, but …
Seeing that her husband was still waiting for an answer, she blushed even more and stammered, "If … if you're talking about that, then … then it's true."
Xunmi felt that she had lost all her face. It was all her husband's fault. Bad review, bad review, bad review!
Mu Xuehao's blood rushed to his head and appeared on his face. Instantly, his face turned red.
The thing in his chest was beating so hard that he couldn't calm down. His heart was palpitating.
How could he, how could he … No, he didn't do it on purpose.
Would his wife misunderstand him and think that he was indecent?
Without thinking too much, he quickly explained, "My … my wife, I, I didn't know."
"This is the place my childhood friend told me about. I thought, thought, it was just an ordinary restaurant."
If he had known this would happen, he wouldn't have asked that guy who only had experiments in his mind. He regretted it so much.
If his wife thought that he couldn't do it, he would definitely go back and beat that guy up to vent his anger.
Xunmi's eyelashes trembled, and she felt shy. "Let's go."
It was better not to come to this kind of place in the future. No wonder it was so remote and hidden.
At first, she thought it was really a restaurant with good food. After all, good wine didn't fear a deep alley.
In the end …
Mu Xuehao felt like he was sitting on pins and needles after knowing the truth of this place. Just as Xunmi was about to agree, a waiter appeared in front of them.
The two of them looked at each other and saw the awkwardness in each other's eyes.
Even though Xunmi had a strong heart, she was still very shy in this situation.
"What would you like to order? The dishes in our restaurant are not suitable for you, Miss. However, we are very humane and will give you two vegetarian dishes. I guarantee that the taste will be very good."
The waiter had obviously seen many things, so he didn't show anything to the two of them.
He just stole glances at the two of them from time to time. In the end, he even shook his head, giving people the feeling that he was regretting.
Xunmi and Mu Xuehao didn't need to think to know what he was regretting, and their faces became even redder.
"Well, sorry, we don't need it, no …"
"Aiya, don't be shy. Since we're already here, we naturally have to be lucky! Lucky! Consider it. Our restaurant's dishes have added medicinal herbs, and the effect is very good. "
The waiter interrupted Xunmi's words and explained naturally.
"I know you're embarrassed, but lucky! Lucky! This is a big deal. Since you're already here, what's there to be afraid of?
"There are also many customers like you who are hesitant. They're all nervous.
"Come, let me recommend a few dishes that have immediate effects. Angelica deer antler stewed chicken …"
Xunmi, who had been comforted for no reason, was on the verge of breaking down.
Mu Xuehao, who had been forced to recommend a few dishes, was also rejecting it in his heart.
They really just wanted to find a place with good food and eat. There was no need for any deeper meaning ~ ~
"Excuse me, we were deceived by someone who said that there was good food here. You've misunderstood."
Xunmi felt that if she let the waiter continue, they would be brainwashed.
She didn't know if the waiter had encountered a situation like theirs before or if he thought that they were embarrassed, but he didn't believe her explanation at all.
Instead, he put down his pen and spoke to XunMi in a serious tone.
"Miss, you're so beautiful, and your boyfriend is tall and handsome. The two of you are a perfect match, but you can't ignore your inner feelings just because of your appearance.
"It's not enough to just have appearance. You have to be able to do it."
The simple and straightforward words instantly made Xunmi and Mu Xuehao's faces turn even redder.
How could this waiter be so bold? Don't think that we don't understand the meaning of his words.
"You've really misunderstood. We've really come to the wrong place."
Xunmi retorted weakly. They really had just come in by mistake. They weren't shy or embarrassed.
Seeing that the waiter was about to brainwash them, Xunmi stood up suddenly, pulled her husband, and ran out.
"Hey, don't go. Don't give up on treatment."
Hearing the words behind them, the two staggered and almost fell.
This restaurant was toxic, and the waiter was even more toxic.
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