As soon as he saw the whip, Long Yize jumped three feet into the air and stammered, "Ma … Madam, let's talk things out. Don't … don't do it."
"Especially don't use the whip. It's dangerous. It won't be good if it hurts you."
"Pa." Before he could finish his words, the whip lashed out and hit the ground with great force, making a loud sound.
Long Yize was terrified and kept scurrying around to avoid the whip that was chasing after him.
Xunmi rolled her eyes. "If there's nothing to say, then don't talk things out. This consort just wants to whip you right now."
"Madam, you're murdering your own husband. You can't do that."
Long Yize was also a true hero. He specifically stepped on Xunmi's fire. He was a classic example of a self-inflicted evil that couldn't be lived.
It wasn't hard to notice that XunMi's whip was becoming more and more vicious. Feeling the power of the whip, it wasn't hard to notice that XunMi's whip had become even more vicious.
Yu Naiyuan felt that he'd been muddle-headed too many times today and was too speechless.
Watching the two figures disappear from the small courtyard, he looked up at the sky. One was willing to be beaten, the other was willing to be beaten. What else could he say? He was also very desperate.
His wise and mighty Great King was gone like this, never to return. Moreover, he was walking further and further down the path of stupidity. This was truly a sad thing.
Xunmi chased Long Yize all over the mountain stronghold. Hubby was definitely a monkey in this life. He didn't even need to be taught how to climb trees.
"Long Yize, get down here." Looking up at the man climbing up the tree again, Xunmi had the heart to chop down the tree.
Why did this mountain stronghold have so many trees for no reason? Were they specially used for climbing?
Long Yize bitterly squatted in the tree and said aggrievedly: "Madam, this husband was wrong. Can you spare this husband this time?"
"Look, my hand hurts again. Let's call a truce first. I'll go and change my medicine before coming back, okay?"
He wasn't lying. His hand did hurt a little, but it was the kind that could be ignored. Hehe n (* ≧ ▽ *) n
Xunmi put down the whip in her hand and stared at the man in the tree suspiciously, trying to figure out something from his expression.
She had no choice. She had been cheated too many times. She had to be more careful. She couldn't be cheated so easily.
However, looking at her husband's expression, he seemed to be really uncomfortable. She knew that she was the one who did it, so she frowned slightly.
"Come down, let me take a look." She put away the whip and waved to the person in the tree.
Nothing was more important than her husband's health. She would keep this matter in mind and settle it with him in the future.
When Long Yize saw that there was hope, he immediately came down from the tree and ran to stand in front of Xunmi. He raised his hand and felt even more wronged.
"Madam, look. The bandage has fallen off. I might have accidentally touched it just now."
Xunmi dragged Yu Naiyuan back, ignoring the onlookers along the way. When they returned to her small courtyard, she saw that Yu Naiyuan was still there.
"Get me a hot towel and a roll of bandages."
After that, she thought of something. She stopped removing the bandage and said to Yu Naiyuan, who was about to get the bandage.
"Your medical skills are too weak. If you don't know anything in the future, come and ask me. I don't want this idiot to get hurt in a place I don't see, and then you, a quack, will treat him indiscriminately."
Her disdainful tone made Yu Naiyuan's heart hurt. Did she have to stab him like this? It was very painful.
He felt that he could understand the Great King's grievance. He floated away unsteadily. He needed to slow down. It was too torturous.
Su Xiaosu consciously went to prepare the hot towel, leaving the male and female protagonists some space.
Xunmi tore off the bandage on her husband's hand and checked with her spiritual power. Not only was there no problem, but he was recovering quickly.
It seemed that he was lying to her when he said it was painful. This guy was really … asking for a beating.
When Long Yize saw that Xunmi's expression was not right, he quickly spoke to divert her attention. Damn, he forgot that Xunxun's medical skills were very good.
"Madam, are you concerned about me? Are you like me, falling in love with me at first sight?"
"Don't be shy. Tell me. Your husband won't laugh at you."
Xunmi: "…" Did this guy really think that she didn't dare to slap him? Or did he think that she couldn't bear to teach him a lesson?
She tried to hold it in, but she really couldn't help it.
With such a worrisome husband, she felt that she was strong enough not to break down.
"Madam …" Long Yize was just about to speak tentatively when he was slapped in the face.
"Long Yize, you're really something. Kneel down." Xunmi's whip appeared in her hand again, and she slammed it on the table.
Long Yize crawled to the table and knelt down. He felt so pitiful that he was always abused by his wife.
"Pull my ear and tell me that you're wrong. A hundred times." Xunmi crossed her arms, raised her head slightly, and said coldly.
She didn't believe that she couldn't teach this guy a lesson. But her husband's current appearance really … made her want to laugh.
The big guy, who almost took up the entire stone table, pulled his ear with one hand, pursed his lips, and looked as if he had been abandoned by a heartless man. That scene was too beautiful.
Fortunately, the things on the table were cleaned up when they left. Otherwise, she felt that the scene would be even more beautiful.
Long Yize felt wronged and wanted to cry. What should he do when he had a wife who liked to bully him?
But he obediently followed her instructions and muttered, "Madam, I was wrong. I shouldn't have made you angry. I shouldn't have run away."
"Madam, I was wrong. The next time you want to slap me, I promise to stand still. Don't be angry."
"Madam, I was wrong. Please forgive me."
"Madam, I was wrong. I will be obedient in the future. If you say one, I won't say two."
Yu Naiyuan and Su Xiaosu, who came in with bandages and hot towels, swayed and almost fell in unison.
God, what did they just see?
The person who was kneeling and apologizing was the Great King of the Other Mountain, the King of Dragon Snake Country, Long Yize?
If someone told him that one day, his face would definitely turn cold. But now, he just wanted to keep a straight face.
Xunmi also wanted to cry. A dead pig was not afraid of boiling water. This kind of guy who never changed.
She asked him to say that he was wrong. When did she ask him to add prefixes and suffixes? This was an act of overt obedience. She gave him 1001 points and was not afraid that he would be proud. Really.
Forget it, she gave up on treatment.
Long Yize was very perceptive. Seeing Xunmi's helpless expression, he immediately continued.
"Madam, I really know that I was wrong. Don't ignore me, and don't be angry. If you are unhappy, you can say it. Even if you want my life, I will give it to you."
Xunmi's expression changed slightly. Sigh, her husband could always pinch her soft spot.
Then she would be magnanimous and forgive him this time. Who asked her to be so kind? Just as she was about to speak, she was choked by her husband's next words.
"But I haven't kissed or hugged you yet. Can we make up for it before we die? I want to be a satisfied ghost who dies under a peony flower."
Xunmi: "…" Hehe, what else could she say? Indeed, she couldn't be soft-hearted.
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