In order to be able to sleep in class during the day, the group of vampires tried to bribe their teacher, Carol.
On the first day, Vampire No. 1 quietly snuck into the teacher's office and found Carol. He spoke to Carol in a slightly fawning manner.
"Teacher, I have something good to give you. I guarantee that you will be able to take down Her Majesty quickly."
"I wonder if you can let me sleep in the future since I'm so obedient?"
He took out a small card from his pocket. On it was written: Haunted house, boyfriend power.
There was a small note below it: Make the other party tremble at your strength and be infatuated by your hormones.
Carol took the card and touched his chin. It felt good. "I got it. You can go back now."
Vampire # 1 left happily. His footsteps were light. In the future, he would be able to sleep in class. How great!
But the truth was …
That night, Xunmi waited for her husband to pick her up to play as usual. After all, the vampires only had activities at night.
She sat on the tree, swinging her legs and looking at the path ahead. When she saw her husband's figure appear, she jumped down the tree and ran towards him.
Carol opened his arms and caught her. Like carrying a doll, he walked out with her in his arms.
Today's destination was the haunted house. Other than Xunmi, no one else would agree to go to the haunted house at night.
Looking at the skeletons and the white ghosts in the haunted house, Xunmi made a face behind her husband.
She didn't pay attention to the path and accidentally stepped on a bone. She grabbed her husband's shirt out of reflex and pulled out a card.
Because of the light and Carol's anxiety about Xunmi's situation, he didn't notice it.
After stabilizing himself, the card naturally fell into Xunmi's hands.
"Is Her Majesty hurt anywhere? It's not safe here. Let's go out."
Carol, who was about to stage a kabedon in the haunted house, forgot about it. He only remembered it when the two of them walked into the dark.
His eyes turned. Ah, this is a good opportunity. In the dark, my vision is poor and I can only rely on my senses.
Under such circumstances, I can stimulate the feelings in my heart.
Without thinking much, he pushed her lightly and wrapped his arms around her waist. His body directly pressed down on her.
Then … Bang! "Ouch, it hurts."
Both of them fell to the ground, but the sound did not come from their mouths, but from Xunmi's body.
Carol quickly got up and pulled Xunmi up. Only then did he see the unlucky person. Oh, no, it was the unlucky ghost.
What an unlucky guy o (?????) o
Originally, when he saw the two of them here, he wanted to come over to scare them. In the end, he got himself into trouble.
The trip to the haunted house came to an end because he had implicated the workers.
The next day, when Blood Breed # 1 was sleeping in class, his body was covered with little golden snakes. All of them were fighting to get close to him.
He was so scared that he didn't dare to sleep again. However, he felt extremely sullen in his heart. He had clearly given such a good method, but why did he only receive a sinister smile from his teacher? So tiring.
On the third day, Vampire Number Two became restless. He followed Calore to a secluded corner and presented his plan.
Flowers: Red roses, let the other party feel your fiery love and passion.
There was still a note: Although it's old-fashioned, the effect is very good. If it's paired with a bigger scene, it'll be even better.
After studying it, Calore mobilized the people from the Blood Breed and the Hunter's Guild to light candles in the field. In the middle, there were 999 red roses.
Holding a bouquet in his hand, he waited confidently for Troy to bring Xunmi over. He didn't know why the seller insisted on giving him a rose.
How good would it be if it was perfect? Fortunately, he had pulled off the extra flower later on.
Xunmi went back that night and saw the words on the card. When she realized what was going on, she only felt that it was funny.
Now that she heard Troy's vague words, she raised her eyebrows. Was her husband preparing to cause trouble again?
When she followed Troy to the field, she covered her mouth in shock.
There were pink balloons tied to the trees on both sides. When the wind blew, they swayed gently.
The candles were arranged in the shape of a heart, surrounded by red roses in the same shape. In this dark night, the red and white were so bright.
The person in her heart was standing at the sharp corner of the heart, smiling at her foolishly. She couldn't help but walk over.
"His Majesty, this is for you," Calore said nervously as he handed over the flowers in his hand.
Xunmi didn't care about her husband's current state. She took it with both hands and looked at the ten roses inside. Her heart was filled with sweetness and happiness.
The meaning of the ten red roses was: I want to give you my perfect love. I don't want any flaws.
"Most people would give nine or eleven flowers. Why did you give me ten flowers?"
Even though she knew in her heart, Xunmi still pretended to be confused, wanting to hear her husband say it personally.
In the end …
Calore was confused and said, "What's the difference? Aren't they all flowers?"
Xunmi was speechless. As expected, she shouldn't have thought too much.
With a wooden face, she turned around and left. However, she held the flowers tightly in her hand, as if she was afraid of dropping them.
"Did I say something wrong?" Calore, who was confused, asked the people around him.
Roy gave him a sympathetic look and said gloatingly, "So there are things you don't know. You deserve it."
On the fourth day, the vampire who came up with the idea sat upright and stared at the blackboard with his eyes wide open, afraid that he would fall asleep.
However, his heart was filled with two lines of noodles. If he had known that his teacher was such a noob, he would have added the flower language as well. What a terrible mistake!
After two days of silence, there were still vampires who dared to face their bleak lives. This time, they gave a simple and crude answer.
Drink and mess around.
There was nothing more reliable than this. What's done cannot be undone, and the two of them were especially in love. When the time came, they would naturally hold hands and get married.
Vampire number three praised himself for being quick-witted, but he forgot a very important thing. Vampires liked red liquid, and red wine was the most common drink for vampires.
Therefore, it was hard to say who was the one who got drunk.
"Your Majesty, this is a 1982 Lafite. It wasn't easy for me to get it. Try it."
Carlo eagerly poured XunMi a glass of wine and then brought it to her lips, looking at her expectantly.
XunMi: "…" Hubby, you're making me nervous. I keep feeling like you're plotting something. Also, there's so many 1982 Lafite, but they don't seem to be worth much.
However, smelling the fragrance, she believed that it was indeed a 1982 Lafite.
She tasted it and her eyes lit up. Not bad.
Seeing that she liked it, Calore filled her glass one after another. When the bottle was empty, she was still energetic and didn't seem drunk at all.
Instead, she blinked her peach blossom eyes and looked at him expectantly, as if asking if there was more.
Calore was speechless. Why wasn't she drunk? He felt a deep malice from the world.
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