But when they saw that person, without exception, all of them were scared stiff!
Xie Huilan laughed. "You …!"
"Alright, alright. You are a man now. Why are you crying? Heh … don't rub your snot on me!"
Dong Xuebing nodded. "I'm back."
Lin Pingping is annoyed and thought to herself. Can't you see we are mourning? Why are you not respecting the deceased? Why are you touching me?
"I had been floating on the sea, and where can I find a phone?"
Luan Xiaoping, who had been feeling weak these few days, ran over and hugged Dong Xuebing. "Son! It's really my son! "Luan Xiaoping was too excited to speak." My son is back! He is back! "
"I'm fine. Haha …"
Dong Xuebing paused for one second … then three seconds …
Xie Hao shouted. "Damn! Can I not attend your funeral? My Mum and Aunty will be coming over later! "
"My Mum said you are dead, and I don't believe it! Sob … I knew you will be fine! "
There are more people in the last row, and Luo Haiting, Lin Pingping, and the rest are blocking Dong Xuebing. Dong Xuebing walked over to Lin Pingping and nudged her from behind.
Not only is Dong Xuebing safe and sound, but he is also uninjured.
"Mayor Xie!"
Lin Pingping finally couldn't take it anymore. She raised her head and glared at the newcomer with a sullen face. She wanted to see who was so hateful, but in the next moment, Lin Pingping was stunned!
Dong Xuebing felt a warmth in his heart. "Why are you here?"
Dong Xuebing, Luan Xiaoping, and the rest quickly greeted the guests and returned the 'white bags' to them. Since Dong Xuebing is still alive, they cannot accept the money.
Cao Xupeng was touched by this scene. "I'm glad you are fine."
Dong Xuebing laughed. "It's me, Sister Yu. We just met a few days ago, and you don't recognize me?"
No one dared to say a word.
The mourning starts.
"Xuebing!" Yu Meixia wanted to rush forward, but she looked around and bit her lips. She stood there wiping her tears and sniffling.
Xie Huilan looked at Dong Xuebing and asked. "You are back?"
Holy shit!
Dong Xuebing nodded. "I promised you that I will come back. I cannot go back on my words."
"Hello, Old Xu. Let me tell you something. Chief Dong is alive … Sigh … Why should I lie to you? He is really alive!"
"It is Chief Dong!"
"Xiao Dong?!"
"Xiao Bing!" Luan Xiaoping shouted.
"Chief Dong!" Lin Pingping greeted.
It wasn't that everyone was making a fuss out of nothing, it was just that this matter was too f * cking scary!
"Hello, Old Zhao. Chief Dong is back … I saw him with my own eyes!"
After that, the news of the God of Plague coming back to life spread throughout Yan Tai County!
No one expected Dong Xuebing, who should have been dead for several days, to walk into the funeral hall calmly!
F * ck me! What was going on? Did he come back to life?
Ten seconds …
Everyone closed their eyes and lowered their heads to pay their respects to Dong Xuebing. The hall was silent, and the solemn atmosphere lingered for a long time.
"Secretary Xiang, Secretary Cao, Secretary Huang." Dong Xuebing coaxed Yu Qianqian and turned to the leaders. "Thank you for your concern."
Ding Li and Yu Zhengzhi were dumbfounded. They didn't know what to feel.
"Good. It's good that you're back." Xie Huilan helped Dong Xuebing straighten his shirt. Once, thrice, thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice … thrice …
What was going on?
Xie Hao wiped his tears and scolded. "Are you trying to trick me to cry?! I had cried for nothing!"
Tears welled up in Dong Xuebing's eyes. "Mum, stop crying. I am fine."
Holy shit! That was a plane crash! But if the plane crashed, people would die! More than two hundred people on the plane were dead! No one survived! Only you, Dong Xuebing, survived? His face was glowing with health and he was completely fine?
"Chief Dong is still alive! He's still alive! "
What kind of vitality do you have?!
Some people immediately took out their phones and told their colleagues and friends about this shocking news.
Dong Xuebing panicked and ran over. "What's going on? Are you alright? "He wanted to call the ambulance.
Still, no one said a word.
After a while, the hall became quiet, and some people moved aside to form a path. Dong Xuebing turned around and saw Xie Huilan.
Luo Haiting frowned. What's wrong with Xiao Lin? We are mourning for Chief Dong, and why are you shouting?
"I called you all when I got back, but your phones are switched off."
Nonsense. The person in question had returned, and who else is there to mourn?
Dong Xuebing helped Xie Huilan up and looked at his mother. "Mum, remove the portrait and coffin wreath. Cough … I'm scared!"
Five seconds …
One second …
Xie Huilan still did not turn around and lowered her head.
Immediately, the pot was smashed, and it became lively!
"You are scaring me! You are scaring me! "
"How are you feeling?" Luo Haiting also has a lot of questions.
Damn! The God of Plague is alive again!
Xiao Dong, rest in peace.
Xie Huilan turned pale and smiled. "I'm fine. Don't make a fuss."
"Then why didn't you call me earlier?!"
"You scared me to death!" How could Luan Xiaoping not cry? Her tears fell even faster. "Sob … where did you go? Why didn't you contact us for so many days?! "
Dong Xuebing was still comforting his mother when Luo Haiting, Guo Panwei, and the rest of the Investment Promotion Agency's staff walked over.
Suddenly, Dong Xuebing heard someone crying. Xie Huilan's younger brother, Xie Hao, ran over and gave Dong Xuebing a bear hug. "Damn! Brother Dong, you still remember to come back?! I thought you are dead! I had cried so much! This is too much! "
"Ah … don't come back. I'm fine now."
Dong Xuebing was speechless and pushed his way past Xie Huilan.
"Are you hurt?" Guo Panwei asked anxiously.
I'm still alive?!
"Dong Xuebing?!"
Chief Dong, rest in peace.
The crematorium staff were also stunned.
Dong Xuebing looked at the crowd and smiled. "Thank you all for attending my funeral. Err … don't leave later. I will book a table and treat you all." Dong Xuebing is giving a speech at his own funeral, and it's an awkward feeling. Sigh … don't mention it.
At this time, the funeral can't be held.
Everyone looks at Dong Xuebing, the coffin, and Dong Xuebing's black and white portrait … Everyone has goosebumps!
"Ah!" Lin Pingping screamed and almost fainted!
Dong Xuebing felt embarrassed and felt he should say something. He cleared his throat and said. "Err … thank you all for your concern. My plane had an accident, and I was lucky to escape. I jumped into the sea and stayed there for a few days. After that, I met a ship and was rescued. Err … I'm sorry for making you all busy."
But when Luo Haiting turned to look at Dong Xuebing, she got a fright and took a few steps back. "Ah … Thank you all for your concern!
He is a human and not a ghost!
But Yu Qianqian ran up to Dong Xuebing. "Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! I miss you so much! "
Dong Xuebing quickly signaled to his mother with his eyes. "Mum, don't just stand there. Hurry up and remove the portrait. He is still alive."
Dong Xuebing blinked and pushed his mother aside. Let me go over.
Some people who are not close to Dong Xuebing almost jumped up and scolded him!
Many people looked at Dong Xuebing. Why are you all making such a ruckus? Don't you know this is a memorial service? Who doesn't know the rules? What is this?! They are mourning for Mayor Xie, and you are shouting at them. You are embarrassing Mayor Xie. You are asking for it!
Never mind. Let's go in first.
"Dong … Chief Dong!"
Xiao Bing, you can rest in peace.
Dong Xuebing is back?
Dong Xuebing smiled and hugged her. He patted her head. "I miss you too. Don't cry. I am back now."
"Huilan!"
There was an uproar in the hall, and it was a mess. Many people took a few steps back to make space for Dong Xuebing to stand a few meters away from Dong Xuebing.
Xie Huilan, Yu Meixia, and the rest were also stunned, especially Luan Xiaoping.
After eating, Xie Huilan looked better. She did not need Hu Silian to help her up and waved her hand to show that she is fine. After that, she smiled at Dong Xuebing and adjusted his collar. "I knew you will not die so easily!"
Xie Huilan kowtowed to Dong Xuebing and was about to say something when she stumbled. Luckily, Hu Silian, who was beside her, helped her up.
Dong Xuebing smiled and nodded. "I'm fine. Thank you all for your concern. I am in good health, and I am not injured."
Dong Xuebing, who was standing at the entrance, wiped his tears and looked around. He rubbed his nose and doesn't know what to do. This is not the time to be emotional, and he had never experienced something like this before. What should he do when he attends his own memorial service? Shout 'Bro's back?' This is too much. What should he say?
"Sorry for making you worry."
Dong Xuebing felt bad for Xie Huilan. "Don't move. Sit down and rest. Xiao Hao, come and help your Big Sis."
There are too many people, and almost everyone greeted Dong Xuebing. Dong Xuebing is too busy to deal with them.
Hu Silian whispered. "Mayor Xie had not eaten much these few days. Maybe her blood sugar is too low. Err … who has sweets? Who brought sweets? "
Xie Jing brought sweets and quickly took out a piece for her Big Sis.
"Xuebing!" Yu Meixia walked over with Qianqian in tears. "It's really … Xuebing?"
Lin Pingping was startled, but her eyes were still closed.
What the f * ck?!
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