"Sister-in-law, drink some tea," Murong Wanru held the teacup with both hands, her frail body slightly bowed. She was as gentle and well-behaved as a little sister.
Doot doot doot, doot doot doot …
The detox system's urgent warning had been ringing for a long time, almost enough to make Han Yunxi's head explode. There was poison in this tea.
Han Yunxi activated the scanning system and quickly confirmed that the tea contained the lowest level of poison, a laxative.
What a delicate flower, Murong Wanru. So she was a white lotus!
If she drank laxative now, wouldn't she be looking for a latrine in front of everyone when she went to pay respects at the palace? Wouldn't she lose all face?
What a great greeting gift. Very good, this doctor will give you an even bigger one in return.
When the tea arrived, Han Yunxi quickly reached out to take it and drank it in one big gulp. She was about to put the teacup back when it slipped and shattered on the ground.
"What's going on?" Grand Concubine Yi shouted. It was very inauspicious for a cup to shatter while serving tea.
Murong Wanru quickly comforted her. "Mufei, it's fine. It's fine if it's broken, it's fine if it's broken! "
So speaking, she quickly crouched down to pick it up, but Han Yunxi followed suit. "I'll do it, I'll do it. Don't get hurt."
As soon as she finished speaking, the shard in her hand cut Murong Wanru's finger.
"Aiya, you're bleeding! It's all my fault! "Han Yunxi was alarmed as she quickly took Murong Wanru's finger and sucked it in her mouth.
Han Yunxi had stolen the show of kindness, so how could Murong Wanru accept it? She quickly struggled free. "It's just a small wound, it's nothing. Sister-in-law, don't be like this, I can't take it."
"How is it a small matter? Someone come, hurry and call a doctor over. What if there's a scar? "
Grand Concubine Yi wasn't happy. She pulled Murong Wanru to the head seat and looked at her wound with a pained expression. "You, ah. How many times have I said it? Leave these things to the servants. What's there to steal? You got hurt, didn't you?"
No matter how Han Yunxi looked at Murong Wanru and Grand Concubine Yi, they looked like real mother and daughter. She even felt that there were some similarities between their eyebrows, but she didn't take it to heart. After all, people who'd known each other for a long time would naturally resemble each other.
Before Grand Concubine Yi could blame Han Yunxi, Murong Wanru spoke up. "Mufei, don't blame sister-in-law. I was the one who wasn't careful."
Han Yunxi's mouth twitched. How was this a white lotus? This was a poisonous lotus.
Murong Wanru's words reminded Grand Concubine Yi. She glared at her and said, "You're so careless. You don't have any manners at all. I'll punish you …"
Unexpectedly, before he could finish his sentence, he heard a loud "Bang …"
What was that sound? Everyone was confused. Then, a series of sounds like firecrackers were heard. "Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, clap clap clap …"
What a loud fart!
And … very smelly?
"Ah …!" Grand Concubine Yi shrieked as she jumped to her feet, covering her nose and distancing herself. Her face was full of disgust. "You're talking nonsense! It stinks! It stinks! Hurry and get out! "
This time, everyone in the room looked at Murong Wanru. Murong Wanru's face flushed red like a monkey's butt. She only realized after farting and instinctively clamped her buttocks together. But no matter how hard she tried, it was to no avail.
"Mufei, I …"
She didn't know how to explain herself before her buttocks slipped out of her control. Another series of spluttering sounds filled the air, drowning out the fragrance of flowers.
The mysophobic Grand Concubine Yi couldn't take it anymore. She was about to throw up as she stomped her feet and shouted, "Someone come, take her out! Don't pollute my room!"
"Ah …!"
Murong Wanru gave a short shriek before another series of spluttering sounds came from beneath her. Heavens! How could this be? She clamped her legs together, wanting to cry but having no tears. She didn't even dare to speak.
Seeing everyone's disdainful looks, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a hole to crawl into. This was so humiliating, especially in front of the Duke of Qin. How was she supposed to face people in the future?! Just what was wrong with her?
The two maidservants were about to pull him away, but at this time, there was a sudden "bang" and he actually defecated!
Immediately after, spluttering and spluttering, her pants were soaked.
"Ah … .ah … .ah!" Grand Concubine Yi couldn't take it anymore. She screamed as she ran for her life.
The room was filled with a foul stench. With Grand Concubine Yi gone, everyone else followed suit, leaving only Murong Wanru to continue pooping and crying.
Why was it like this? So humiliating! How was she supposed to face people in the future?
Who could tell her what was going on? She had clearly drugged Han Yunxi, and it wasn't a laxative that took effect immediately.
Sitting in a pool of urine and feces, Murong Wanru didn't know whether to get up or stay down. She didn't know what to do. Who could save her?!
Han Yunxi followed Long Fei Ye out of the room and couldn't help but burst into laughter. When she turned her head, she saw Long Fei Ye staring at her.
Cough, cough …
She stopped laughing and covered her nose. "Your Highness, it stinks. Let's hurry to the palace."
"You drugged her wound, so that's why it was so fast?" Long Fei Ye asked in a low voice.
"How could that be? Your Highness shouldn't wrongly accuse me, "Han Yunxi's eyes curved into crescents as she smiled beautifully.
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