At this time, Fang Xing, who felt proud of tricking Shinsyu, was the most comfortable time in his heart. As soon as he jumped onto the cloud and was about to escape, the woman below suddenly called his name. He was so scared that he fell from the sky with a cry and almost fell on his face. Fortunately, his reaction was very fast. When he was in the air, he had already somersaulted and landed steadily on the ground.
However, his eyes were full of horror when he looked at the woman.
How did this woman recognize him?
No matter how he looked at her, she didn't look like an acquaintance!
Moreover, now he had shaved his head and was wearing a gray monk's robe. When he looked in the mirror, he felt that he was much uglier than before …
How did this woman recognize him, who used to be handsome and elegant, from such a monk's outfit?
Obviously, this woman didn't want to explain to Fang Xing at all. After discovering that the wild monk in front of her was Fang Xing, she became even angrier and almost shouted, "Fang Xing, you bastard. Ten years ago, you carried the big tripod on the Pilgrimage Mountain and ran away. I have been looking for you for ten years because of a promise. I almost went all over Nan Zhan. Because of a rumor, I went to the land of the Huangfu Family, which had become a demonic place, to look for your body. Because of this, the immortal fetus in my body was infected by the Devil Qi and almost broke the seal. But you touched my chest as soon as you saw me! You even caused me to interrupt the process of using the Spirit Lake to wash away the Devil Qi, and I even forcibly used my Spirit Qi to chase after you, you bastard … "
"Are you worthy of my immortal fetus, which is now not stable?"
"Are you worthy of the two big blisters on my feet?"
"Are you worthy of the ugly fish who accompanied me to look for you for ten years?"
The woman's small mouth opened and closed incessantly as she cursed at Fang Xing. Fang Xing was stunned by her curses. He was obviously a master of words, but under this woman's rapid-fire scolding, he couldn't get a word in edgewise … The most hateful thing was that when the strange fish that was tied up like a dumpling heard his name, it also nodded its head repeatedly and looked at Fang Xing with an extremely resentful gaze.
"But … why are you looking for me?"
After a long while, Fang Xing took advantage of the moment when the woman was gasping for breath to interrupt speechlessly.
He could see that the woman was not lying, otherwise, she wouldn't be so aggrieved!
"Why do you think I'm looking for you?"
The woman was even angrier when she heard this. "Since I know you're alive, of course, I have to take you home …"
Fang Xing was even more stunned. "Go home? Why take me home? "
"Still playing dumb!"
The woman was so angry that her eyes turned purple. "Your mother is my father's sister. Why do you think I'm taking you home?"
"Boom …"
As soon as this sentence came out, it was like a muffled thunder in his ears. Fang Xing was stunned.
For a moment, his head was a little dizzy. All kinds of thoughts grew from the bottom of his heart like weeds, making him speechless for a moment.
After a long time, he squeezed out a sentence with his mouth wide open, "Who is my mother?"
"Didn't I tell you? Your mother is my father's sister, my biological aunt! "
"Uh … Who is your father?"
"Of course my father is my father. Are you looking for trouble by asking this?"
The woman was so angry that she couldn't speak coherently. If she wasn't tied up, she would definitely jump up and fight with Fang Xing.
However, Fang Xing still didn't understand. He asked woodenly, "Then … Who are you?"
"Who am I? You're asking me who I am? I've been looking for you for ten years. Now you're asking me who I am? "
The woman was about to explode with rage. She asked a series of questions in a rage that couldn't be stopped. In the end, she seemed to have thought of something and her rage suddenly disappeared. She looked at Fang Xing in disbelief. "You … You really don't know who I am?"
Fang Xing nodded hurriedly. "You haven't introduced yourself, big sister …"
"It's my cousin!"
The woman corrected him seriously and asked again, "Then you don't know who my father is?"
Fang Xing nodded.
"… You don't know who your mother is?"
Fang Xing was about to cry. "Can you stop talking nonsense?"
The woman's expression was completely serious this time. After a while, she said carefully, "Then you don't know anything about your background?"
Fang Xing said, "Fourth Uncle once said that I was born from an old sow in the pen. I fought with him because of this!"
"Nonsense!"
The woman was also angry when she heard that. She told Fang Xing very seriously, "You're definitely not born from an old sow!"
"I also f * cking know that I'm not born from an old sow!"
Fang Xing was so angry that he took off his monk's shoes. He was prepared to use the soles of his shoes to beat the woman if she didn't speak quickly.
"So you really don't know anything about your background …"
The woman's expression became a little strange. She looked at Fang Xing with some pity and asked with concern, "Do you want to know?"
Fang Xing waved the soles of his shoes. "If you don't say it, I'll really beat you …"
The woman said seriously, "Don't be anxious. If you want to know, then …"
Fang Xing's ears straightened up, and his face was full of anticipation.
"… Then … Beg me …"
The woman said the second half of her sentence, but suddenly a look of pride flashed across her face. Then, she laughed loudly.
Fang Xing, on the other hand, was dumbfounded. He almost tripped because of her heavy breathing.
"Hahahaha, little b * stard, you made me go from the Divine Land to Nan Zhan, from Nan Zhan to Bei Ju, and from Bei Ju back to Nan Zhan. I've been looking for you for ten years. Now that I've finally found you, you touched my chest and caused my immortal fetus to have problems. Just now, you even wanted to beat me with the soles of your shoes. Come on, beat me if you can. It's a big taboo in our family to kill each other. You didn't know before, so I don't blame you. But now that you know and still dare to hit me, the Elder Ancestor will definitely beat you back for me …"
The woman was proud of herself. She raised her face with infinite arrogance, as if she had gotten her revenge.
"You … you …"
Fang Xing was so anxious that he walked in circles. He was really controlled by this woman.
"Hurry up, untie me, and find a few precious herbs to suppress the seal. Then, stand still and let me slap you twice. Apologize to me properly. When I'm almost appeased, I'll tell you about your background …"
The woman raised her chin, and her posture was already that of an elder.
"I really …"
Fang Xing had never been threatened like this. He was so angry that he raised the soles of his shoes again.
But halfway through, the woman raised her head at him provocatively, and he really couldn't hit her anymore …
… Was this really his family?
… Looking at her despicable appearance, she really did look like one …
He couldn't hit her with the soles of his shoes, and he couldn't vent the anger in his heart. Fang Xing was so angry that he spun around twice. Suddenly, he shouted at the sky, "Shinsyu, you damn baldy, if you don't get out now, I'll go back to Lingshan Temple and complain about you …"
"Alas … I'm here …"
Just next to him, behind a big rock, Shinsyu's bald head popped out. He looked at Fang Xing in surprise, and then looked at the woman on the ground. His eyes were almost shining. "Senior brother, you actually found your family. No, it's your family who found you. Congratulations. It's a pity that I was born in a monk temple, and I don't know … Alas …"
Before he finished speaking, he was pulled out by Fang Xing and said to the woman, "I tell you, this monk is full of bad ideas. It was his idea to peep at you when you were taking a bath just now. Even if you fainted because of the reverse impact of the seal on your sense sea, it was also because he knocked on your wooden fish … In short, I'll kill this bald donkey for you, and we'll write off our grievances, okay?"
"Hey … Senior brother, impulsiveness is the devil …"
The little monk Shinsyu was so scared that his face turned pale, and he screamed like a pig being slaughtered.
Fang Xing looked at the woman on the ground with sincerity, his eyes full of expectation.
The woman on the ground was also stunned. Seeing the appearance of the little monk in white and the monk in gray, how could she not understand that she had really misjudged them just now? For a moment, she was surprised and shocked. After a while, she became angry and said shyly and angrily, "You two are not good people. Kill this monk for me, and I'll cut you two more times. Then we're even!"
"It's not fair. I didn't see anything, but I have to pay with my life …"
Before Fang Xing could answer, the little monk Shinsyu screamed.
"You can only kill the monk, but you can't cut me, and I won't apologize …"
"No, kill the bald donkey, and then let me cut you two more times to vent my anger, and then apologize to me!"
"A real man should not apologize …" Ye Zichen sighed.
"You have to apologize …"
All of a sudden, Fang Xing and his cousin stared at each other like fighting cocks. Their words were fierce, and they argued endlessly.
"Hey, I really don't believe that I can't deal with you!"
After the initial shock, Fang Xing's mind became a little sober. He waved his hand and threw away the little monk Shinsyu. He chuckled and pointed to the woman, saying, "Shinsyu, tie this bitch … tie this bitch up for me and take her back to the ultimate first. When I solve the problem in my body, I will slowly waste time with her. Anyway, you've been looking for me for ten years. I don't believe that I can't outlast you …"
"Alas, okay …"
The little monk Shinsyu escaped with his life and walked toward the woman happily.
However, the woman glared at him, and he immediately shrank back and did not dare to go forward. He looked at Fang Xing awkwardly.
"As a hostage, how dare you rebel against her? Take her away by force. As long as she doesn't obey, then beat her …"
Fang Xing said rudely. When he said the word "beat", he hesitated a little, pointed to the side, and said, "… beat this ugly fish!"
"You …"
The woman was so angry that her eyes turned red. The strange fish next to her raised its head aggrievedly and complained silently.
"Do you really think that I can't deal with you?"
Fang Xing put his hands behind his back and said disdainfully, "I believe that you're my family. What if you kidnap me?"
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