A month was a very short time, but sometimes it passed very slowly. For example, when Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow were tortured all day long, they both wished that time could go faster, but they had to work hard to understand. It was a rare opportunity for them to learn that the Dragon King was imparting the secret methods of a clan to others. That was even more unbelievable, especially when an expert of a clan imparted the secret methods of a clan to others without holding anything back.
Over the past month, they had been struck by lightning, suffered water tribulations, and been kicked. It was simply inhumane.
Of course, the one who suffered the most in the Tianyi Palace was not the two of them, but Dao Wufang, the Young Palace Master.
To put it simply, Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow spent their days listening to the sutras, being tortured, and blocking the fat man.
Listening to the sutras was listening to the Dragon King's explanation of the Dharma and Logos, and comprehending the true meaning. Being tortured was either in the Thunder Lake or the Pool of True Water, being struck by lightning until smoke came out of their eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, and being drowned in water to comprehend the "truth of all things" mentioned by the Dragon King. After that, the two of them could finally have some fun, which was to fight with the Young Palace Master of the Tianyi Palace.
"Fighting with others is the best way to comprehend the Dharma, so now you need a qualified opponent to practice with!"
That was what the Dragon King said. After that, he hinted that the most qualified opponent in the Northern Region of the Divine Land was actually in the Tianyi Palace. According to the Dragon King, the Young Palace Master of the Tianyi Palace, who was like a mountain of flesh, was a rare talent who was not inferior to his father. Not only had he mastered the Five Elixir Laws, but he had also cultivated the Thunder Method to the extreme. Plus, with his fat body, he had actually cultivated his physique to the extreme.
Upon hearing that, Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow became interested, but Dao Wufang was out of luck.
"Damn fatty, which rat hole did you hide in? Come out! "
"Gugu, I've long found you an eyesore. Don't hide, I've already seen you!"
Inside the Tianyi Palace, two shadows, one golden and one grey, scurried around and kept shouting. The disciples of the Tianyi Palace were so frightened that they all shrank in their caves and did not even dare to peek their heads out. They wondered what evil things the Tianyi Palace had done to attract these two fiends. They had never seen anyone who dared to say the word "fat" in the Tianyi Palace. But now, there were two guys descending from the sky on time every evening, shouting "fat bastard" while looking for the Young Palace Master.
Not only that, but the Young Palace Master was not the only one who had suffered. There were not many among the Ten Great Successor Disciples who had not suffered a beating.
These two bastards were simply lawless, picking fights with people everywhere. In the Tianyi Palace, except for a few distinguished Elders, who had not been provoked by them? However, the Palace Lord and Elder Hu Jun turned a blind eye to this matter and let them do whatever they wanted. The disciples of the Tianyi Palace, who had suffered several losses in a row and could not help but come out to scold them in the beginning, no one dared to show their faces now.
"What the hell have I done to deserve this …?"
In a remote valley beneath Cloudbreak Peak, Dao Wufang, covered in dark clouds, was hiding in a cave, gnashing his teeth in anger. He had originally planned to use Fang Xing to his advantage, but never could he have guessed that the bastard would be so strong. Not only had he defeated the cultivators of the Dao Defense League, but he had even shocked Dragon Sovereign. Furthermore, Dragon Sovereign seemed to favor this son-in-law of his, to the point where Dao Wufang had become an honored guest of the Tianyi Palace. In fact, Dao Wufang had no choice but to try to get close to him.
After enduring for three days, Dao Wufang threw another banquet for the bastard. That was when the nightmare began.
After drinking for an hour, the bastard said one thousand four hundred and fifty-two 'damn fatties'. Dao Wufang had to endure!
The Great Golden Crow had even winked at his beautiful concubine five hundred and sixty-nine times, which Dao Wufang had to endure.
The bastard had to take pity on his eight sedan chair slaves, who had to carry him around every day. The pressure was too great, and the monthly salary was too low. In the end, the bastard had given Dao Wufang ten times the salary, and had even forced Dao Wufang to sign the contract. Dao Wufang had to endure ….
The Great Golden Crow had to put on a show of drinking wine with its wings, and had even smashed his precious Lantian Jade Cup. Dao Wufang had to endure!
But when the banquet was over, the two bastards had joined forces to steal his personal treasure storehouse. Dao Wufang couldn't hold back any longer, and leaped off the jade couch, flying like a meatball toward the immortal's cave where the two bastards lived. Just when he was about to sit on them, he saw that they were both fully armored and waiting for him ….
After that, the painful life began.
Dao Wufang was indeed extraordinary. His physical body was strong. Flying swords, weapons, and even mountains could not hurt him at all. And Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow, who only used thunder magic to fight against him, were also restrained by the thunder magic called Ball Lightning. They could not fight back at all, and could only follow him around the entire Tianyi Palace, cursing as they ran.
So, there was such a scene in the Tianyi Palace. A rhino-sized Golden Crow and a human teenager in a gray robe were flying in the sky, cursing "damn fatties" as they flew. Behind them, the Young Master of the Tianyi Palace, who was as round as a mountain of meat, was riding lightning, and covered in clouds. Rumbling sounds came from behind, and no one knew how many mountains he had crashed into.
In the first battle, Dao Wufang returned with a complete victory, and successfully got back the magic treasures that had been stolen from his treasure storehouse.
But the next day, the two bastards came again, fully armored, and challenged Dao Wufang at the entrance of the immortal's cave.
Dao Wufang rushed out, and after a fierce battle, he chased the two bastards all over the sky, screaming.
But on the third day, they came again …
And on the fourth day, they came again …
On the fifth day …
On the sixth day …
Dao Wufang was not a fool. On the third day, he felt that something was wrong, and he wanted to avoid the battle. But in front of the two bastards, it was impossible for him to do so. Every time, he was scolded by the two bastards, and he even wanted to kill them several times. But the two bastards ran really fast, and no one could stand such a speed. Every time, he chased after them for a long time, and then he went back to his residence sulkily.
On the seventh day, Dao Wufang even wanted to hide, and not stay in the Tianyi Palace.
But it was useless. Elder Hu Jun personally ordered that he was not allowed to go out, and he should stay in the Tianyi Palace.
So, Dao Wufang wanted to gather all the inherited disciples of the Tianyi Palace to teach the two bastards a hard lesson once and for all.
But after a few battles, all the inherited disciples had suffered a great loss, and even he did not have the heart to call them out.
So, Dao Wufang had to deal with it by himself. Anyway, it was only a month, and he could not handle it.
That was until he discovered that the cultivation of the little bastard called Fang Xing's Thunder Technique had advanced by leaps and bounds. In the beginning, Fang Xing was utterly defeated by his Thunder Technique and could only flee. However, in less than three days, Fang Xing was already faintly able to exchange blows with him. In less than ten days, even Fang Xing himself had to use all his strength to defeat Fang Xing in the Thunder Technique. And after half a month, he suddenly discovered that Fang Xing's attainments in the Thunder Technique had astonishingly astonished him. It was the kind of person who would suffer a great loss if he was not careful …
At this time, in terms of the depth of secret skills, he was still better, but the quality of that bastard's magic seeds was extremely high, and he could make up for it.
At this time, how could Dao Wufang not know that as the Young Palace Lord of the Tianyi Palace, he was totally qualified to be one of the Seven Sons of the Three Taoists, and his ranking was not low, he had already been used as a whetstone by that bastard?
How sad …
Since seven days ago, Dao Wu Fang had felt that he was no match for that little devil. He had been beaten up by him and that crow that only knew how to take advantage of others. He had thought that since he had lost, the two of them wouldn't come looking for him, right? He did not expect that those two bastards would be so persistent, and they still came every day. Dao Wufang, who could not bear it anymore, wanted to cry, but had no tears, so he had to hide in the most inconspicuous valley of the Tianyi Palace, and hide from their divine thoughts with the help of the remaining magic formations in the valley.
"Did you find it?"
In the air, Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow met, and Fang Xing asked loudly.
The Great Golden Crow shook his head and said, "No, his abode, the abodes of his 18 mistresses, and the place where his fourth most beautiful mistress soaks in the hot spring, and even under the skirts of his mistress, I checked them all, no …"
Down below, Dao Wufang gnashed his teeth in anger. Damn, this perverted crow must have gone to take advantage of his concubine, right?
How could he find under a woman's skirt?
Just how big of a skirt do I need to cover up all this meat on my body?
Fang Xing nodded and said to himself, "I also searched his treasury, the Scripture Pavilion, and the elixir workshop, but there is nothing good!"
Down below, Dao Wufang was even more dumbfounded. He wanted to cry, but had no tears. Were they looking for someone?
Didn't they f * cking rob it?
My little property has been robbed by you seven or eight times, and you still won't let it go?
His heart was full of hatred, but he thought that since they could not find him, it was time for them to leave, right?
However, to his surprise, the little devil in midair laughed coldly and said, "Damn fatty, as long as you are still in this Tianyi Palace, I will find you even if you hide in a mouse nest. You want to hide, don't you? Haha, look at my Rain Technique … "
The little devil shouted and scooped up some water from the Little Mirror Lake. Then, he cast a spell and sprinkled the water into the air. Immediately, the sky was filled with dark clouds. After a while, rain began to fall. The area was not big, but it covered a ten-mile area. Suddenly, including the valley where Dao Wufang was hiding, it was drizzling.
"Oh no …"
Sensing the rain, Dao Wufang was shocked. He dived deep into the cave, but it was too late.
His body was too big, and the small cave could not hide all of his body. A part of him was soaked by the rain.
Fang Xing, who was in the air, closed his eyes and stretched out his fingers to touch the raindrops. Wisps of divine sense passed through the curtain of rain and enveloped the entire area within a ten mile radius. Even if it was a place that divine sense couldn't reach, he knew it like the back of his hand in an instant. Suddenly, he laughed loudly, and with a move of his body, he swooped down. "Damn fatty, such a big butt is exposed outside. Let me see where you can escape to!"
"Motherf * cker, I'm going to kill you …"
Dao Wufang was angry and sullen. With a roar, he crawled out of the cave. With a roar, his meaty body shot up into the air. His two short and thick arms stretched out to his sides, and two bolts of lightning appeared like iron whips. He whipped them towards Fang Xing. His use of lightning had reached the peak.
"Great Lightning Control Technique!"
If it was the old Fang Xing, he would have covered his head and fled. But now, he was different. With a roar, from the dark clouds above his head, four or five bolts of lightning as thick as a person's thighs fell from the sky towards Dao Wufang. Shocked and angry, Dao Wufang had no choice but to use his two lightning whips to disperse the four bolts of lightning. But his control of lightning was not as good as Fang Xing's. He only managed to disperse two bolts of lightning before the other two landed on his body. He screamed and fell into the valley.
"Haha, damn fatty, weren't you very fierce a couple of days ago?"
The Great Golden Crow came over from the side. With a flap of its wings, two gusts of wind swept out and sent Dao Wufang up into the air.
"You should have enough of bullying me, right? I, the Young Master of the Tianyi Palace, have been hiding from you for half a month. Do you really need to chase after me every day? I know you two are unhappy because I tricked you in the beginning. But now you've been chasing me for a month. No matter how angry you are, you should have calmed down, right? Let's not talk about how much I've suffered … Let me ask you two, are you tired of it? "
Dao Wufang was frustrated and angry. Perhaps he had lost all hope, so he did not resist. Instead, he sat in the air and shouted.
After shouting, he regretted it. They were in the Tianyi Palace now, and many people had seen him like this.
He hated it!
The image he had built up for hundreds of years was ruined!
"Hey hey hey, damn fatty, don't play dumb. Of course, I want to compete with you in thunder techniques so that I can understand the great technique as soon as possible. But you, bastard, have also benefited a lot. Now your thunder technique is much better than it was a month ago. Why are you pretending to be wronged?"
Fang Xing landed on the cloud in front of Dao Wufang with a smile.
Dao Wufang was speechless. He turned his head away.
The Little Devil was right. In reality, it wasn't because this kind of sparring was beneficial to both parties. His father and Elder Hu Jun couldn't possibly allow these two bastards to chase him around the palace every day. To be honest, he had gained quite a lot from sparring with the Little Devil. What he was angry about was … did they have to spar like this? Couldn't they find a secret place to save him some face?
"If it's really for the competition … Then can you give me back the things in my treasury?"
Dao Wufang turned his head and asked with a glimmer of hope.
Fang Xing laughed and said, "It's not a competition. I really want to take your treasures!"
The Great Golden Crow interrupted, "That's right. Think of it as your tuition fee!"
Dao Wu Fang gritted his teeth in anger. He hated this damned crow even more than he hated the Little Devil. In fact, if they were to fight, he wouldn't be afraid of this damned crow. However, this crow didn't want to fight him head-on. It would either hide behind the Little Devil or use its speed to chase after him. Dao Wu Fang's speed was his weakness, so even if he used all his strength, he wouldn't be able to catch up.
"Don't worry. I am not here to compete with you today. I am here to say goodbye to you!"
Seeing that Dao Wufang was depressed, Fang Xing said with a smile. He looked a bit sad.
"You are finally leaving?"
Dao Wufang raised his swollen face and looked a bit excited.
Fang Xing smiled and said, "That's right. One month is almost up, and your Tianyi Palace has also been blocked by the Nimble Qiao Sect for a month. It would be embarrassing if I didn't leave now. But don't worry, after I take the head of that bastard Shi, I will come back to your Tianyi Palace as a guest …" Then he sighed and said with a hint of nostalgia, "To be honest, I really miss your Tianyi Palace!"
Dao Wufang shivered, shook his head, and said, "No, no, the Tianyi Palace will never miss you. Just go. I wish you success and never come back. We will never see each other again … I don't want the treasures you have taken from me. And among my concubines, you can take any one of them you like. I wish you a happy marriage. Just don't come back …"
"Damn you! You really want to drive us away …"
Fang Xing kicked Dao Wufang's butt and said angrily, "I have started to treat you as a friend!"
Dao Wufang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Although I schemed against you before, how did I treat you as a friend? I invited you to a banquet, spent a lot of money to hire fairies to sing and dance, and even wanted to introduce a few friends to you … Although you slapped me into the lake, at least I meant well … What about you? What about you? You chased me for half a month. Is this what friends do? "
"Heh, heh, heh, heh, I love you …"
Fang Xing and the Great Golden Crow looked at each other and felt a bit embarrassed.
They thought to themselves, "Have I been too harsh lately?"
They knew that Dao Wufang, the fatty, did not have any good intentions from the very beginning. Therefore, after receiving the Dragon King's secret advice, they became extremely excited and fought with Dao Wufang every day. Half of it was to hone Dao Wufang's thunder technique, and the other half was to vent his anger. However, seeing the once proud and arrogant Young Palace Master beaten to such a state, they also felt guilty!
"Haha, let's not talk about these useless things. Lend me the seal of the young master of the Tianyi Palace and help me issue a decree!"
Fang Xing lifted Dao Wufang up … Even with his current strength, it was a bit difficult to lift this fat man.
"Okay, what does the decree say?"
Dao Wufang heard that Fang Xing was really going to leave, and he immediately became spirited.
Fang Xing grinned, looked in the direction of the mountain gate, and said in a low voice, "Tomorrow at noon, I will cut off your head!"
Hearing this, Dao Wufang nodded heavily. He didn't say anything else. His body, which was like a mountain of flesh, rushed to his palace. Before long, a decree, which was based on the defensive formation of Tianyi Palace, rose into the air. It floated in the air, shining with a golden light. Above the decree, a strong mana spread out. Within a radius of ten thousand miles, all the cultivators could feel it.
"Tomorrow at noon, I will cut off your head …"
With a rumble, the Northern Region of the Divine Land, which had been waiting for Fang Xing to break through the tactical deployment, suddenly burst into an uproar.
They had been worried that the little devil's so-called challenge was just a bluff. In the end, because of the pleading of the Dragon King or the Palace Master of the Tianyi Palace, the thunder was loud but the raindrops were small. After seeing the decree, which was like a letter of challenge, they finally felt relieved. They knew they could not escape from this good show. In the endless discussion, countless cultivators also rushed to the Tianyi Palace.
"Tomorrow, the little devil will break through the tactical deployment!"
"The decree has been issued. This time, it won't be in vain!"
"Go, go, go, go, go to watch the battle. No matter who wins or loses, there will be a good show …"
If a deity looked down from the Ninth Heaven, he would see that the area around the Tianyi Palace was bustling again. Tens of thousands of cultivators of different cultivations came to watch the battle. The popularity was so great that it was even comparable to the selection of a husband for the Dragon Lady of the Sea of Blue Waves …
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