"One, two, three, four, five …"
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven … Eight …"
"No, there's no eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven … Eight, nine, nine …"
Everything in the former Ghost Smoke Valley of the Nan Zhan Plane was now the Severing Way Palace. Everything was decorated in a joyous manner. Wine jars were piled up into small mountains as beautiful maids carried countless delicacies to various places. Countless immortals came and went, and every single one of them was filled with joy. There were also countless legendary figures who had made an appearance. There were even many powerful figures who could make the world tremble with a stomp of their feet, yet they were like ordinary people at this moment. They were busy and battered. Only the main character of the day, the bridegroom Fang Xing, did not make an appearance. Instead, he hid in the depths of the palace, frowning as he counted with his fingers. He seemed to be calculating something …
"Little bandit, what are you still hiding here for? The auspicious hour is almost here …"
A fat Golden Crow kicked open the door with a claw and stuck its head in to look around. It was covered in shiny, golden feathers, but it just happened to be covered in countless beautiful red flowers. A pungent fragrance could be smelled from over thirty meters away. It was truly indescribable. Behind it were the Southern Territory Ghost King Li Ying, the White-robed Spear Immortal, the Golden-winged Peng King, the Ape Demon Kong 'er, Ao Lie, and so on. They were all dressed up as well. When they saw Fang Xing crouching in the corner, they made their way over …
"Don't interrupt me. I'm counting how many wives I have …"
Fang Xing said without turning his head. Then, he continued to count with his fingers.
"How many wives?"
The Great Golden Crow paused and looked down at his claws. After a while, he raised his head and said, "How many wives can he have? Dragon Lady Ao Zhen, the publicly acknowledged number one beauty of Tian Yuan, Ying Qiaoqiao, the daughter of Hundred Beasts Sect Master, Chu Ci, the little princess of Yaochi, and Chi 'er, the little girl you brought here from the Thirty-three Heavens, who drinks like a bottomless pit … "
After calculating for a long time, it raised its head and said, "Aren't there only five?"
Actually, the others also nodded and said with a smile, "You've married five wives in Tian Yuan today. Don't tell me you don't remember the number?"
Fang Xing shook his head and said solemnly, "Not enough!"
The Great Golden Crow, the Ghost King, and the others were all stunned. "Why isn't it enough?"
Fang Xing said solemnly, "Uncle Eleven said that I could marry ten wives, but now this number is not enough …"
"Marry … marry ten?"
Everyone was speechless. After a while, they said, "You're here just to count this?"
Fang Xing nodded and said, "Yes, no matter how I count, it doesn't feel right …"
The Great Golden Crow smirked and said, "Why don't you go out and count …"
Fang Xing quickly shook his head and said, "I can't do that. If the five of them hear it, they'll definitely scold me!"
Han Ying snorted, "Is there anyone you can't scold?"
Fang Xing turned his head and looked terrified. "You don't know how vicious they are when they join hands to scold you …" Kong Kong 'er suddenly interrupted, "They're even more vicious when they fight.
A few days ago, I saw this bandit fighting with his five wives. Those women were really strong. This bandit only retorted when he was scolded by Little Princess Chu Ci and the five women rushed over together. Some hugged his legs, some pinched his waist, some pulled his ears, and some even went up to bite him when they got angry. Sigh, the dignified Tongtian Dao Master was actually beaten so badly that he ran all over the back of the mountain. He didn't even dare to go back at night and squatted on a tree to keep watch for the whole night … "
The Golden Roc King asked curiously, "How did you know?"
Kong Kong 'er said, "I thought it was really interesting, so I squatted on a tree and watched him the whole night …"
"Yes, those women are really vicious …"
Fang Xing heard this and stood up angrily. He pointed at his leg and said, "Look at my thigh, they pinched it …"
"Hahahaha, serves you right …"
Everyone laughed when they heard this. Fang Xing was so angry that he almost vomited blood. How did he make such a group of friends? At this critical moment, not a single one of them sympathized with him. It seemed like it was necessary to kick them off his ship …
"But you don't have to worry, little bandit. Yesterday, I heard the Ajati Matriarch talking to Uncle-Master Bai Qianzhang. She intends to betroth her disciple, Fairy Qingyan, to you. Uncle-Master Bai Qianzhang has already agreed. He's just worried that he'll make things difficult for you. These two days, he's probably thinking about how to bring it up to you. Sigh, after this wedding, I think you'll have to prepare for your second wedding soon …"
The Great Golden Crow suddenly thought of something and smiled strangely at Fang Xing.
"Yes … and … and Fairy Ye Guyin …"
Outside the door, the fat Yu Sanliang ran in while panting. He happened to hear the conversation and said, "I also heard the Huqin Elder talking to Daphne. He said that you've tainted his precious disciple. I thought it was Junior Sister Qiaoqiao, but later I found out it was Fairy Ye Guyin. He said that if you're not willing to marry her, this old man will kill himself on your Dao-cutting Holy Mountain …"
"Ouch …"
Fang Xing was shocked when he heard this and said to himself, "Huqin is a good senior, I can't let him kill himself …"
"If we talk about Fairy Ye Guyin, how can we not talk about Lady Xiao Man?"
Han Ying frowned and said, "Didn't you already set your mind on her? But the problem is that the Goddess of Forgetfulness is heartless. I'm afraid she's already forgotten about the friendship between them. I wonder if you've found a way to restore their memories? "
"Hmph, I've been thinking about it for a long time. It's actually not difficult …"
Fang Xing's eyes lit up. He nodded hard and smiled until his eyes squinted.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight …"
After counting once, he said sadly, "But it's still not enough!"
Li Ying's eyes suddenly lit up and he said with a sly smile, "Why don't you marry my sister, so that she won't bully me every day …"
"Yes, yes, and that Goddess of War. She's more manly than men. She's not easy to marry …"
"I also know many little fairies, and all of them look up to you …"
Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, and they all gave suggestions at once.
Only Ao Lie was dissatisfied when he heard this. He frowned and said, "Why marry so many? My sister is enough …"
However, his voice was very soft and was quickly suppressed by the excited crowd.
"Hmph, what are you guys talking about?"
Right at this moment, a cold snort suddenly rang out. A red figure had already appeared at the door. It was Li Hongyi and Wang Qiong. Seeing these men squatting together and laughing evilly, they were immediately enraged. "The auspicious hour is almost here. Even the madams have already made preparations to board the sedan, but the bridegroom and the prime ministers are nowhere to be seen. Are the few of you still not done thinking?"
When the Southern Wilderness Ghost King saw his sister, he immediately broke out in cold sweat. He pointed at Fang Xing and shouted, "It's him, sister! It's him. He said that he doesn't have ten wives and wants to marry you to make up the number. I was just feeling unfair for you and scolding him … "
When Fang Xing heard this, he was instantly speechless. He stared blankly at this ugly guy.
When Li Hongyi heard this, his body emitted a cold aura. He looked at Fang Xing with a smile that was not a smile and walked forward slowly. The murderous aura on his body gave people goosebumps. "… Marrying me is just to make up the number?"
"… No … No …"
Fang Xing looked at this woman in a daze and suddenly jumped up. "I don't dare to marry …"
As he spoke, he slipped away from Li Hongyi's side like a wisp of smoke. The Ghost Kings behind him followed suit. Only Little Ghost King was slower and was caught by Li Hongyi. Li Hongyi went up to him and gave him a beating. When they finally left, the Ghost King's face was already swollen and bruised!
"The bridegroom is out …"
When they saw Fang Xing and the prime ministers appear in mid-air, the entire Dao Severing Saint Mountain was instantly overjoyed.
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