"So you were banished to the mortal world by your father?" Colin listened to Thor the Thunder God's story with great interest. He even asked as if it was a matter of fact.
Steve and Justin looked at Kolín with … dead fish eyes. They were speechless.
Sault ate Kolín's food and nodded in response to Kolín's question.
A few minutes ago, a man fell from the sky. Unfortunately, it wasn't Sister Lin. It was a brawny man, but this brawny man had a very handsome face and his sea blue eyes were a little watery. He was a beauty and a brawny man.
But he didn't seem to be in good spirits.
He felt like he was Thor Sault in Norse mythology. His father was Odin and Loki was his younger brother. He even shouted at the sky to put down the Rainbow Bridge and ask him to go home. He even asked them what planet they were on …
It was as if she had escaped from a mental hospital … That was what Justin thought. Justin's apple-shaped face was serious as he quietly observed Sault. He saw that his uncle didn't show any signs of wanting to send this man to the hospital. Instead, he treated this strange man very seriously, normally, politely, and warmly …
He looked at Sault's face and body …
There was nothing Justin didn't understand.
He looked at Uncle Steve, who didn't seem to notice anything …
Justin sighed inwardly. He felt that he was worrying too much.
Sault ate bowl after bowl of food. The food in the cauldron decreased rapidly. Sault looked at Kolín and Steve, who looked exactly the same. Although they looked the same, their temperaments were completely different. He couldn't be mistaken. "You two brothers look exactly the same. That's great." Sault sighed and thought of his younger brother. "If only Loki looked like me. I'm not saying that I dislike his looks. In fact, Loki is simply too good-looking. He's always been better looking than girls since he was a child. Except for being a little naughty, Loki is really great. But Loki's body is too weak and thin. Although he's a powerful archmage, Asgard values strength. Without a strong body, Loki must be very depressed. If only he could look like me … "
(Girl: Ugly!!!)
"You said that your brother is also very good. What's the point of asking for? People can't be perfect. "Kolín laughed.
"That's right. Loki is so cute. If he looked like me, I would feel less like a big brother." Sault nodded.
Kolín remembered that he had watched Thor 3 in his previous life. In fact, the actor's face and the plot had long been blurred in his memory. He only vaguely remembered that Loki was a naughty beauty.
"According to what you said, you're now in exile and don't know when you can go back. Then you have to adapt to life on Earth. " Steve saw that Kolín's "acting" was so realistic. Perhaps it would be more effective for patients with mental problems to follow their ideas, so he said the same to Sault.
"Oh, my friend, you're right." Speaking of this, Sault's golden hair seemed to lose its luster in an instant. He looked like an abandoned golden retriever.
"Alas … the tent was built in vain. Let's pack up and go back to the hotel in town. "How could three tall and handsome adult men and a child stay in this tent? Kolín looked at the starry sky with melancholy, and his mood improved again. It was worth it to be able to see the stars, and he also picked up a beauty.
Sault, who had lost his divine power, was no different from a mortal. That was why he was so hungry that he ate a pot of food that Kolín had cooked. Mortals, on the other hand, were not only hungry and thirsty, but also sleepy.
Sault slept soundly in the hotel that Kolín had booked. Steve and Kolín went to eat something. They had no choice. Most of the food had gone into Sault's stomach, and they couldn't let little Justin go hungry. The two men didn't have enough to fill their stomachs.
After eating and drinking, they took a shower and got ready to sleep.
"Dong dong … Dong dong dong …" Kolín's new phone rang. Kolín had just come out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his lower body. His perfect chest and eight-pack abs were exposed, and there were some water droplets on them. Kolín rubbed his wet hair with a towel in one hand and picked up the phone with the other. He looked at the caller ID, raised his eyebrows, and answered the call.
"It's only been a while. Do you miss me?"
Tony rolled his eyes on the other side of the phone. SHIELD had confiscated all Tony's communication devices. God knows how Tony contacted Kolín. "What do you think I should do if I want to reconcile with Chili Pepper?"
"You called me so late at night just to ask me this?" Kolín sat on the bed with his upper body naked.
"Is there any signal at your place during the day? I was wondering where you went. So you're in New Mexico. "Nini sneered.
"You hacked my phone again." Kolín propped up the pillow and leaned against the headboard. "I'm out to have fun. Why do I have to keep the phone connected all the time? Only a small town has a signal tower. You should be grateful that you can reach me. "
"Have you thought of a way to save yourself?" Kolín asked.
"Not yet, but there will be hope." Tony fiddled with his machines. "You haven't answered me yet. I want to reconcile with Chili Pepper. Do you have any good ideas?"
"No." Kolín raised his voice and replied, "You should know that I've always been a one-night stand. When have I ever pursued a girl?"
"Oh, damn it. I knew it …" Tony felt that he had to be out of his mind to ask this person.
"But that's the way to go after a girl. Romance, flirting, seduction, small gifts, and so on. Although it sounds simple, it's a skill to treat different targets differently. "
“？” It seemed that except for the last one, Tony didn't do much. He was the genius Tony Stark, and there was always a wave of girls who liked him. "Gifts?"
"I knew it. When you buy a girl a gift, you may not put your heart into it, but you must make the girl feel that you put your heart into it. Money doesn't mean everything, okay, big tycoon? "
"For example?"
"Even if you take a girl to eat strawberry ice cream, it's still more sincere than brainlessly throwing expensive gifts at her," Kolín complained.
Unexpectedly, this seemed to light up some light bulb in Tony. "Okay, I suddenly remembered that I still have other more important things to do. Bye."
Then, without giving Kolín a chance to reply, the phone hung up.
Kolín looked at the phone with a puzzled expression. What's wrong with him?
***
In the morning, the town was full of peace and leisure that big cities didn't have. Under the morning sun, the town had a different kind of vitality.
In the restaurant on the first floor of the hotel by the window, there was something more dazzling and eye-catching than the morning sun.
Three top-notch handsome men were having breakfast. Two of them were twins who looked exactly the same!
Little Justin was drowned by the three strong men just like that.
"Hey, Jane, look over there." Daisy nudged her best friend, Jane Foster, with her elbow. "Wow! Super handsome men! Oh my god, I feel like I've been hit hard. And there are three of them at once! Two of them are twins! And those figures! Oh my god! "Daisy felt that the table of the three handsome men seemed to have a special halo added to it!
Kolín ate a mouthful of oatmeal by the window, squinting his eyes under the morning sun. "Why did we choose this table by the window?"
"Because the lighting is good? Everywhere else is gloomy. "Sault put down another bowl of oatmeal that had been eaten clean and answered with a heartless smile.
Kolín looked at Sault's blue eyes that were as clear as the sea under the sunlight. He really did look a little like a small animal.
Steve ate his breakfast quietly. His extraordinary hearing allowed him to easily hear the heated discussion about their table. It was fine if it was just a normal attention, but some of the girls' words were a little explicit …
For example … His chest muscles looked so hot!!! His lips looked so hot when he kissed them!!! His waist must be nice!!!
Steve, the veteran cadre, was a little overwhelmed.
Sault drank the breakfast drink. It was surprisingly delicious!! He happily smashed the cup with his hand. "Another one!"
Everything happened in an instant. The cup was smashed to the ground. Kolín stepped forward and picked up the cup at an incredible speed. He looked at Sault helplessly and amusedly. "Sault, it's not popular to smash cups here." Kolín put the cup on the table and turned to the lady boss. "Give this table a bottle of drinks. Thanks！”
A few more people came into the inn cum restaurant to eat breakfast. They were talking about an interesting piece of news.
A strange hammer appeared in the desert nearby. No matter what method they used, they could not pick it up or move it at all. The hammer appeared out of nowhere in the middle of a huge crater on the ground that looked like a meteorite.
It was as if the hammer was the meteorite.
But how could the meteorite be a hammer? They were all focused on the fact that no one could pick it up or move it. As for the meteorite, they just laughed it off.
"That's my hammer, M 'chonier!" Sault stood up and said.
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