Boom!
The low roar of an engine sounded outside the pet shop, followed by the sound of tires rolling over the curb.
Sihwa lifted the curtains and saw the Wuling Hong Guang MPV, which was always parked in front of the shop, heading east.
She knew that the driver must be Zhang Zian. Usually, he drove to the beach at this time every day. She heard that he was going to collect seafood from the fishermen, such as rare fish and shrimp.
Although the pet shop was very close to the beach, it would take him at least half an hour to go back and forth, and he would be returning empty-handed. If he had a good harvest, it might take him at most an hour to come back.
The pet shop had just opened, and there was the sound of moving tables and chairs and vacuum cleaners on the first floor. It was the young men and women who worked in the shop cleaning up.
At this time, no one would go upstairs. Sihwa happily picked up her phone and started the live broadcast app.
"Hahaha! Hello everyone! I'm here to broadcast! "
"Huh? So few people? "
Sihwa glanced at the number of viewers in the live broadcast room. There were about 3,177 people. This number had not increased much since a few days ago.
It was too early, and there were only two or three people in the live broadcast room. They were all regulars who seemed to have nothing to do all day.
[Watermelon] entered the live broadcast room.
[Brother Grape]: Welcome.
[Watermelon]: Hello everyone.
[Little Muddle] entered the live broadcast room.
[Brother Grape]: Welcome.
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: The anchor is clocking in so early.
: She comes at this time every day. Other anchors are basically sleeping at this time.
[Watermelon]: I'm new here. I heard that the anchor is very beautiful. She really lives up to her reputation, but there is still some distance from the legendary 10 points.
"What? What 10 points? " Sihwa had always been proud of her beauty, and she would not listen to any doubts about her appearance. She immediately asked fiercely.
[Watermelon]: A beautiful woman, rich and beautiful. Sound, intelligence, chest, waist, and legs. These ten standards are met, so 10 points. If she's a woman, she gets 1 point. If she's a living woman, she gets 2 points. So 2 points is basically the bottom line.
"Then … how many points do I have?" Sihwa pointed at her nose and asked.
As it was morning, there were very few bullet comments in the live broadcast room. [Watermelon] could continuously post bullet comments and speak freely without worrying about being interrupted by other bullet comments.
Sihwa basically didn't know a few Chinese characters. Fortunately, this live broadcast app had prepared a function for the disabled to turn text into voice. It was quite useful when the bullet screen was not too dense, so she could hear what the audience was saying.
[Watermelon]: "Well … I'm telling the truth. Don't be mad at me … You're the best in all seven aspects: femininity, liveliness, whiteness, beauty, voice, breasts, and waist. Seven points is not a problem. As for your legs … I can't see them, but they should be long and slender. I think I can give you eight points."
"What?! Only 8 points! Shouldn't you turn left and go to the ophthalmology department? " Shihua was furious. In her opinion, if she didn't get 12 points, then there was something wrong with [Watermelon]'s eyes.
: "Host, don't be angry. Although you look pretty when you're angry."
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: Give me the admin rights. I'll kick this guy out for you.
[Little Confused]: "Let me say something. Is this scoring standard suspected of objectifying women?"
[Watermelon]: "Haha, according to this standard, Lin Zhiling only got seven points. Host, you got eight points, which is already very high … Some people said that the scoring standard objectifies women. It's true. But in real life, not only women are objectified, but men are also objectified. Height, occupation, income, appearance, family background, personality … These are all standards for women to judge men. So it's just the pot calling the kettle black. Let's just have some fun. Don't take it too seriously."
"Then tell me, where are my two points deducted?" Shihua didn't care about objectification at all. Although she didn't know who Lin Zhiling was, she felt a little relieved after hearing it, so she asked unhappily.
[Watermelon]: "First of all, you don't meet the criteria for being" rich. "
Shihua tilted her head and looked at the shabby bathroom decoration. Her cheeks were slightly red, and she tried to defend herself. "I … I'm a little poor now, but this is only temporary. I'll be rich soon! Lots and lots of money! I'll make millions every day like other hosts! I'll fill the whole bathroom and bathtub with money! I'm going to swim in money! "
[Watermelon]: "Host, you've misunderstood. The judging standard for being rich is not only how much material wealth you have, but also how much spiritual wealth you have. Even if you can really swim in money, it's only half a point."
"Spiritual wealth?" It was the first time Shihua had heard this word.
[Watermelon]: "Yes, do you have any positive hobbies? How many books have you read? How many movies have you watched? What insightful comments do you have on the books and movies you've watched? What opinions do you have on the current domestic economic trend? What opinions do you have on the recent international situation? What kind of education have you received? What kind of work have you done? What unique life insights do you have? "
Shihua was tongue-tied by this series of questions.
Hobbies — playing with mobile phones, sleeping.
Books — never read.
Movies — never watched.
Economic trend? International situation? What's this? Can I eat it?
Education?
Work?
Woo …
After a while, Shihua's momentum was mostly gone. "I … I've watched Korean dramas …"
[Watermelon]: "Korean dramas … Korean dramas are fine too. I don't discriminate against Korean dramas. So, do you have any insights after watching Korean dramas?"
"Insights … Insights … Insights …" Shihua thought hard. "Well … Long-legged oppa is very handsome and very rich. Does that count as insights?"
[Watermelon]: …
[Kill me]: …
[Brother Grape]: …
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: Wow! Brother Grape, you're actually not a robot?
[Watermelon]: The so-called insights are those that can trigger thinking after watching TV, novels, or movies. At the very least, it should be able to broaden one's horizons … As for the male protagonist being very handsome and rich, that's part of the character design, and it's a very vulgar character design. It doesn't count as insights.
Shihua racked her brains, but she couldn't think of any insights worth mentioning.
"This … Let's put aside this insight for now. What other aspects of my points were deducted?" She changed the topic.
[Watermelon]: Wisdom.
: Although I'm a die-hard fan of the host, this word "wisdom" really can't be changed. The host's label is stupid and cute. If she's not stupid, she's not cute.
Shihua: "???? You said I'm stupid? "
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: Haha, does the host think that she's very smart?
: It seems that the host's stupidity is recognized.
Shihua could comfort herself that one point was deducted from the word "rich." After all, she had just come to this world. She hadn't read any books, watched any movies, received no education, and had never worked. It wasn't her fault that she was poor. It was Zhang Zian's fault!
But being called stupid, she absolutely couldn't bear it.
"How am I stupid?" she asked loudly.
[Little Muddle]: The host's reaction to the word "rich" seems pretty stupid to me.
Shihua said, "… Do you guys know everything? Do you know the economic trend, the international situation, and so on? "
[Little Muddle]: I don't know either, but I will humbly admit that I don't know.
[Watermelon]: The host misunderstood again. This "wisdom" doesn't just refer to intelligence and IQ, it also includes EQ.
"EQ?" Shihua encountered another unfamiliar term.
[Watermelon]: IQ is innate, and no one can change it, but EQ can. The so-called EQ is how you conduct yourself and how you treat people and things. An amiable and graceful woman will win everyone's respect, even if her IQ is below average.
Sihwa immediately said, "I am an amiable and graceful woman!"
[Watermelon]: Would an amiable and graceful woman tell someone to go to the ophthalmologist just because they gave you eight points?
Shihua was speechless.
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: Host, don't be angry. Just keep your stupid cute label.
: Yes, there's nothing wrong with being stupid cute!
Damn it! I didn't gain any fans today, and I'm still angry early in the morning!
Shihua was so angry that her ribs swelled. Today was really an unlucky day. She had met such a hateful guy, even more hateful than Zhang Zian!
Wait!
She suddenly noticed a problem. The number of followers was 3,177 at the start of the broadcast, and it was still 3,177 now.
In other words, [Watermelon] and [Little Muddle], who had just come in, didn't follow her.
"Hey! The two newcomers, why aren't you following me? Even if it's out of courtesy, you should at least follow me! "she said confidently.
[Little Muddle]: … Sorry, I'm just browsing. Sorry for disturbing you.
[Little Muddle] exited the broadcast room.
Shihua was even angrier. How could he do this? He came in to take a look and then left. It's fine if he didn't follow me, but he didn't even give me a gift. This … Isn't this freeloading?
[Watermelon]: Haha, host, you're very beautiful, but you're not my type, so I'm leaving too.
Shihua said angrily, "Then why aren't you leaving?"
[Watermelon]: After interacting with you for so long, I think I should give you some advice. Otherwise, wouldn't I be freeloading?
Shihua: "I suggest you skip it. Just give me a gift!"
[Watermelon]: If host can listen to my advice, more people will give you gifts in the future.
Although Shihua was angry, she was also very curious. "Then tell me."
[Watermelon]: Host, do you really want more people to follow your broadcast room? But a lot of people come and then leave, and not pay attention?
This person's words hit the bottom of Shihua's heart.
Indeed, as this person said, Shihua's broadcast room had a lot of traffic. A lot of people came because of the fame, but they couldn't keep people. There were only a few regulars, and the number of followers went up and down like a roller coaster, which made her anxious and angry. She felt that these people were blind.
[Watermelon]: You're indeed very beautiful, but that's all. Everyone comes to see something new, and once the novelty is over, it'll be boring.
[F * ck The Wildest Dog]: With a violent tremble, everything becomes boring.
Shihua: "???? Why don't I understand? "
[Watermelon]: My advice is, host, you can rely on your beauty to attract the audience, but if you want to keep the audience and turn them into your fans, you should put more effort into the words "rich" and "intelligent"! Well, I hope the next time I come, you can make me willingly click on the "follow" button.
[Watermelon] exited the broadcast room.
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