Zhang Zian was infuriated by the mermaid. He took a few deep breaths to calm himself down, then shouted at the bottom of the lighthouse, "Tell me, what do you want?"
"Aiyo, why don't you come down first? You're not the one who's talking with your head up. My neck …" She rubbed the back of her neck and rolled her eyes.
Zhang Zian looked back and saw a few black dots jumping between the reefs. It was Fina and the others. Judging from how they were jumping, they were much more agile than he was, so he shouldn't have to worry.
He walked down the lighthouse helplessly and stood in front of the mermaid. He looked at her through the game's capture interface. Even though he was angry, he had to admit that her face was really flawless.
"Alright, tell me, what do you want?" he asked.
She frowned and asked, "Ajeossi, let me ask you something. Is this Spain?"
"Don't call me Ajeossi. I'm always 18, not an uncle!" Zhang Zian corrected her first, then replied, "Spain? Did you go the wrong way? This is Germany, far away from Spain! "
"Mo?" She opened her mouth in surprise. "Germany? Oh, how far? Oh, how far? Oh, how far? I swam in the wrong direction. Now my oppa can't find me … Woo … "
Her eyes were red and she was about to cry. Although Zhang Zian was not happy with her always calling him uncle, she was still considered half a girl. He asked kindly, "What happened? You swam in the wrong direction? Could it be that you're going to Spain? "
"Yes!" She wiped the corners of her eyes and nodded. "I swam here from the north. It took me a long time to get here. I was exhausted, so I came to the shore to rest for a while … I thought I had already swam to Spain and could finally see my oppa. Why is it Germany …"
Zhang Zian laughed. "You still want to swim to Spain with your poor sense of direction? I advise you to forget about it. If you swim any further, you'll end up in Poland … I heard that Eastern Europe is not peaceful. The black market traffickers especially like to sell sweet, innocent people like you to the United States as sex slaves. You have to be careful … Although you're a fish, there might be people with a heavier taste … "
She hugged her shoulders in horror. "Oh! I want to see Oppa. I don't want to be a slave! "
Zhang Zian thought her look was quite interesting. Of course, he was just scaring her. In fact, ordinary people could not see her, let alone capture her to be a sex slave. Even he could only see her through the game's capture interface.
"Then tell me in detail, how did you get here? And why are you going to Spain? "He squatted down and asked curiously.
Lin Sanjiu held her chin and thought for a while. This posture was really cute with her looks. But don't say anything. Once you open your mouth, you'll kneel!
"Because that's how the plot goes. I'll meet Oppa in Spain, and then I'll follow Oppa to Seoul, South Korea. After experiencing some twists and turns, we'll live happily ever after!" She nodded. "Seoul, it's an international metropolis. Ajeossi, you've never been to Seoul, have you? I really feel sorry for you! "
There were too many things to complain about, but Zhang Zian was very concerned about the plot she mentioned. He asked, "What plot? Where did you read the plot? In a novel? "
"It's on TV!" She smiled. "TV, I like watching TV!"
Oh!
Zhang Zian made a few guesses and finally understood. After all, this was what had happened.
"In other words, after you became an elfin, you somehow watched a Korean drama and were brainwashed into thinking that you were a mermaid in the TV series?"
Her facial features were obviously that of a typical European, but she still thought that she was a Korean mermaid … Speaking of which, the brainwashing power of Korean dramas was too strong. Even this elfin had been brainwashed. It was no wonder that Korean dramas were known as one of the four major cancers of the world's culture, alongside Hollywood movies, Japanese anime, and China's online literature!
"I wasn't brainwashed! I'm the mermaid in the TV series! Do you know what reincarnation is? Oh yeah, my name is Shihua. It means radiant beauty in the world. Don't always call me a guy! Ajeossi, you're so rude! "She glared at him.
Zhang Zian didn't answer her. He asked again, "Then let me ask, how many times did you watch that Korean drama?"
"Um …" She pouted and thought for a while. She said uncertainly, "Only ten times … I couldn't help but want to swim to Spain to find Oppa!"
What the f * ck! Ten times? No wonder she learned to speak a Korean accent!
Zhang Zian was speechless.
She scratched her hair like crazy. "Why? Why did you swim all the way to Germany? Oh yeah, Ajeossi, which direction is Germany in Spain? "
"It's in the northeast of Spain. You don't even know the way, and you still want to swim? You won't be able to swim there even if you tire yourself to death. "Zhang Zian sneered.
Her mood suddenly fell to the bottom, and her eyes turned red again. "Sob sob … Is it too late for me to swim to Spain now? Will my Oppa be waiting for me in Spain? "
"I advise you to give up. You'll probably have to swim to Spain next year. Your Oppa will be long gone by then." Zhang Zian suggested. "How about this? Isn't your final destination Korea? Why not just swim to Korea? "
She suddenly understood. She patted her head and smiled approvingly. "Arasou! I really didn't know that you were so smart! Kangsang Hamida, Ajeossi! "
Right after that, she jumped into the water with a splash, revealing her wet head. She clenched her fists and encouraged herself. "Shihua, fight!"
Without waiting for Zhang Zian to stop her, she dived into the water and disappeared, leaving only a string of bubbles on the surface.
"Huh? She left just like that? "Richard said in shock.
Zhang Zian really had to give it to this big-breasted, brainless mermaid. She should have at least asked where Korea was before swimming!
Swimming from the North Coast of Germany to Korea — what kind of epic feat was that?
"Don't worry, she'll come back."
He sat on the reef again and quietly waited for the mermaid to come back. After all, she couldn't find anyone else to ask for directions.
Richard doubted it.
Sure enough, in less than two minutes, she popped her head out of the water again with a splash. She wiped the water off her face and giggled. "Ajeossi, I forgot to ask you. Which direction do I swim to Korea?"
Richard covered his face with his wings. This mermaid was so stupid that he couldn't bear to look at her!
At that moment, Fina and the others also came over. They jumped down from the reef and looked at the mermaid in the water with surprise. Her dark green, curly hair floated around her like seaweed.
The mermaid also looked at them, and her gaze finally fell on Fina. She pointed at it and said, "I heard that nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and one of them collapsed the kang! You're the fat orange cat that collapsed the kang, right? "
What the f * ck! Zhang Zian and the other elfins were all shocked. This mermaid really had no filter on her mouth. She just brought it up!
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