In the morning, Zhang Zian and the elfins were awakened by the sound of fireworks in the suburbs.
The sound was especially loud today. After all, it was New Year's Eve, a traditional day in China where the whole family reunited.
Setting off firecrackers on New Year's Eve was said to drive away a ferocious beast called "Nian." It gradually became a tradition, but in recent years, due to the harmful effects of fireworks and air pollution, many big cities banned firecrackers.
Last night, Zhang Zian didn't sleep much. He knew that Pi didn't sleep much either, because it often turned over. Although its movements were very light, the rattan chair still squeaked a little. Pi didn't fall asleep until it was almost dawn.
Pi was awakened by the sound of fireworks. It sat up from the rattan chair and was about to turn on the computer. This was its habit after waking up.
"Wait, Pi. Don't turn on the computer today. How about taking a day off?" Zhang Zian stopped her. "After midnight last night, didn't you update today's VIP chapter? Tomorrow's chapter can be written tomorrow. "
Pi scratched its head and looked at the computer. Obviously, it wanted to turn on the computer, not only to write, but also to see how many subscribers it had.
The power of habit was terrible. It was used to writing every day. Suddenly, one day, it was told that it didn't have to write anymore.
"Pi, all of us are going out today. Do you want to stay at home alone?" Zhang Zian asked again. "I know today is very important to you, and your readers are also very important. But how about taking a break today?"
Pi stared into his eyes, and finally nodded silently.
"Wait! Who do you mean by everyone? "Fina yawned and said angrily," I didn't hear that I was going out today! You're just a mortal. Don't make decisions for me! You were so noisy last night that I didn't sleep well. I haven't settled the score with you yet! "
Pi shrank its neck and hid behind Zhang Zian.
"Meow meow meow! Your Majesty, in my opinion, there is only one reason why males are dishonest. They are not castrated! " Snowy Lionet squinted at Zhang Zian's... crotch, licking its paws. "As long as Your Majesty gives the order, I am willing to serve Your Majesty like a dog!"
"You're a cat. What do you mean by serving like a dog?" Zhang Zian put his legs together and complained.
"Do you even need to ask? Of course, it's because dogs and horses have a lower status than cats! "Snowy Lionet said matter-of-factly.
Famous shook its ears and stood up. "I can't pretend that I didn't hear this. Are you being racist?"
"Quack! Stop fighting! You guys won't get anything no matter how much you fight! Parrots are the best! "Richard crawled out from under the old blanket and couldn't wait to talk nonsense.
Zhang Zian pointed at it. "Get down here! Last night, I was afraid that I would disturb Pi's writing, so I didn't settle the score with you during the day! "
Richard had already flown to the top of the wardrobe. Rolling his black eyes, he said, "Last night? What happened last night? What happened? Oh no, I can't remember, but I will definitely take responsibility! "
Zhang Zian was speechless. This b * tch bird was deliberately playing dumb and trying to confuse the public.
"No! You don't have to take responsibility. You just have to come down and take a beating! "He waved at it.
"Quack! I remember now! " Richard laughed evilly. "The general and I will take off our battle robes, and spend the spring night in a hibiscus tent. But as long as Dragon City flies, the king will not have morning court!"
What the f * ck!
Zhang Zian's brain suddenly went blank, not because the parrot was dirty, but because every sentence of the poem sounded very familiar. It was very rhyming. Although he knew that Richard had pieced it together, he just couldn't remember where every sentence had come from. It was as if it had been written naturally.
"Pi!" He didn't have time to beat Richard up. He quickly said to Pi, "Don't write this part! Don't write it in the book. The readers of this book are elementary school students! I can't take responsibility if it leads the children astray! "
He remembered that Chinese teachers often posted students' exam papers online. Some of the mistakes in the poems were often funny. If any elementary school student really wrote this poem in the exam, it would probably cause big news …
Although Pi was writing the novel, it didn't have an ID. It signed the contract with the website using Zhang Zian's ID. If it became a big deal, he would probably be in trouble.
"Eeek." Pi nodded in confusion.
It could type in Chinese and understand everyday language, but ancient Chinese poetry was on a different level. It couldn't understand it.
Unfortunately, Pi was a little distracted. It had been worrying about the number of subscribers, and in the blink of an eye, it forgot Zhang Zian's advice …
"Meow … Zian, are we going to play hide and seek?" Galaxy blinked its silver-gray eyes and asked expectantly.
"Yes … Yes! We are going to play hide and seek! We can also let you watch the fireworks up close! "Zhang Zian answered while looking for a feather duster.
Old Time Tea put on its bamboo hat and asked in surprise, "Zian, didn't you say that fireworks are prohibited in the city? Why … "
"We are not setting them off in the city. We are going to the countryside, the police dog nursing home that I went to with Famous last time," Zhang Zian explained. Zhang Zian explained, "I was entrusted by the director to go there and check on the police dogs. I will also take everyone there to have some fun. Just take it as a way to relax."
In fact, the main reason he bought fireworks and firecrackers was to let Old Time Tea have a traditional New Year.
Director Feng Xuan, the main crew, and the post-production staff were very busy. They couldn't even rest on New Year's Eve, so they couldn't come to Binhai City in person. Zhang Zian heard that Dog Warrior had finished editing and was racing against time to finish the post-production refinement in order to participate in the Berlin Film Festival in late February.
As one of the three major film festivals in Europe, the screening at the Berlin Film Festival was equivalent to the premiere of Dog Warrior. Everyone in the crew had high expectations for this exhibition. If they could win an award, it would be a great boost to the publicity work of the film.
There was not much time left, and Feng Xuan and the others couldn't do anything else. They could only ask Zhang Zian to visit the police dogs that had participated in the production. That way, they could legitimately put the caption "All the animals that appeared in the film have been properly settled" at the end of the film.
In addition, Feng Xuan also asked Zhang Zian if he had a passport. If Dog Warrior could really win an award at the Berlin Film Festival, the main members of the crew, including Famous, would have to go to Germany to receive the award. It would be impossible without a passport.
Zhang Zian had been to the United States not long ago, so of course he had a passport. But could Dog Warrior really win an award?
And … what about the quality of the German girls?
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