"Sleep! Sleep! I'm going to turn off the lights! "
Zhang Zian had already urged the elfins to go to sleep at 10 o'clock in the evening, when many people were enjoying their nightlife. He got up early every day, and of course, he had to go to bed early too. Otherwise, he would be too tired to do anything during the day.
"Meow meow meow! Where's my supper? Where's my baked eggs? "Snowy Lionet was clawing at his pants and yelling.
"There's no supper. Have you ever seen anyone eat supper? Isn't it fat enough? " Zhang Zian casually found a reason to reject it. He couldn't let Snowy Lionet develop the habit of eating baked eggs. Besides, how could he roast them? How could he bring two fresh eggs to Mr. and Mrs. Li in a bowl and ask them to help him roast them? Forget it.
"Pfft!" Snowy Lionet curled its lips in dissatisfaction. It inadvertently saw the cell phone in Zhang Zian's hand and asked, "What are you looking for? What the hell is crotch protection underwear? "
He opened the e-commerce page on his cell phone and was stuck in the search result for "crotch protection underwear." There were all kinds of underwear on the page, and they were specially reinforced at the crotch area.
Zhang Zian wouldn't say that he was scared by it, so he bit the bullet and explained, "Because my old underwear is torn, so I want to buy a new one."
Snowy Lionet obviously didn't believe him and said dismissively, "Is that so? Then I ask you, are you a gentleman or a villain?"
Zhang Zian was stunned. He didn't know why it asked this question. He thought about it and replied, "Of course I'm a gentleman."
"Haven't you heard of this saying? A gentleman shows his eggs, while a villain hides his penis?" Snowy Lionet seized the opportunity and said seriously, "A gentleman should show his eggs."
Zhang Zian was speechless. Do you think I'm an exhibitionist? I'll be taken away by the police!
"Don't talk nonsense. Go to sleep. Don't you always nap during the day? Why are you so energetic at night?" He pulled his pants and broke free from Snowy Lionet's claws.
"I'm not sleepy!" Snowy Lionet was full of energy. "Right, how much did that guy pay for the operation during the day?"
"A thousand," Zhang Zian answered truthfully. Gao Zhuo generously paid the operation fee to express his gratitude for the inexplicable sterilization surgery.
"Hmph, at least he knows his place." Snowy Lionet smacked its lips and warned, "This is the money I earned, and it's used to honor Her Majesty. Don't you dare take it for yourself, or I'll castrate you!"
"I won't take it for myself." He now knew that Snowy Lionet was not joking. Maybe one day, it would really do something to him.
Fina was also full of energy. The two cats had slept well during the day, so they were full of energy at night and walked around the house.
"Quack! If there's such a good thing, why didn't you tell me and let me join in the fun? " Richard fluttered its wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder. "Don't turn off the light yet. I haven't gone to bed yet."
Like most other parrots, Richard also had night blindness. After turning off the light, it became a headless fly, fluttering everywhere, leaving bird feathers everywhere.
"I didn't call you for your own good. That serval is a famous bird hunter. Do you want to become cat poop?" He squinted at it. "Now go to bed. I'm going to turn off the lights."
"Quack! So boring! " Richard complained a few times, flew to the bed, and buried its head under the small blanket. It wriggled its body several times before it found a comfortable sleeping position.
Old Time Tea had watched TV all day and was sleepy. It yawned, took off its bamboo hat, and fell asleep on the blanket. After a while, even breathing sounds could be heard.
Famous was also very energetic. It had been sleeping during the day, so it had trouble falling asleep at night. It walked to Zhang Zian and asked, "Is there any news about the movie recently?"
It was, of course, referring to the movie Dog Warrior.
Since Zhang Zian told it that many movies made in China every year were forever left in the film library for various reasons, Famous had been very concerned about the post-production and approval progress of the movie. In a sense, the movies that could be released in cinemas every year and were successful at the box office were also the numerator of the denominator.
According to the news from Feng Xuan, Zhang Zian told it that the post-production process of the movie was very smooth. Because there were fewer special effects needed, both the consumption of funds and the progress were better than expected. He also learned the latest news. In order to build momentum for the movie to be released in China, the movie would be sent to Europe to participate in some film festivals before the official release. If it could win an award at a European film festival, it would undoubtedly make the movie more anticipated.
Feng Xuan also said that if it could win an award at a European film festival, Zhang Zian might need to take Famous to Europe to receive the award.
Of course, it was hard to say whether it could win an award or not. After all, there were many competitors, and Chinese movies had an inherent disadvantage in terms of language. It could only be said that the future was bright, but the road was tortuous.
After hearing the good news, Famous finally lay down with peace of mind, closed its eyes, and looked forward to the day when the movie would be released and its name would appear in front of the world's audience.
Xinghai, who was always energetic during the day, yawned and lay in the crib. It blinked its eyes and looked at the starry sky outside the window. The moonlight was very good today, and the stars were not so bright.
"Meow. Good night, everyone," it said.
"Good night, Xinghai."
Zhang Zian walked to the desk and said to Pi, "Pi, are you still not going to sleep?"
"Eeek."
Pi gestured, and then pointed to the word count in the Word document, meaning that there was still some time left to finish today's update, and that he should go to sleep after finishing.
Zhang Zian knew that because there were so many new books, they had to update at least 4,000 words a day to get recommended by the website. That was what the editor meant for Pi to update regularly. So he didn't say anything more, but asked, "Using the computer in the dark is not good for your eyes. Do you want me to leave a light on for you?"
Pi shook its head and pointed to everyone who had already gone to bed, meaning that no one could sleep well with the lights on.
Zhang Zian hesitated a little, then nodded and said, "Pi, you should also go to sleep as soon as you finish."
He didn't draw the curtains, so that the street lights outside could provide some light. Anyway, he got up before dawn every day, so it didn't make much difference whether he drew the curtains or not.
Pi grinned, then typed, "Good night."
"Pi, you too, good night." Zhang Zian smiled and walked to the light switch in the room. Seeing that everyone was already in bed, he turned off the light with a snap.
There was darkness and silence in the room.
After a moment, Zhang Zian suddenly sat up from the bed and exclaimed, "Who's paw is poking me?"
"Pfft!"
Snowy Lionet's disdainful voice came from the darkness. "Why do you need to cover your crotch when you sleep?"
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