The next morning.
The sky was getting darker and darker. Although Zhang Zian was reluctant to leave the blanket, he still got up on time after squirming on the bed for a long time. He sat on the edge of the bed and yawned, then slowly put on his coat.
In the dark bedroom, a pair of blue eyes suddenly lit up, staring at him with murderous intent.
What the f * ck! Zhang Zian, who was still in a daze, was really shocked. A thin layer of cold sweat appeared on his back, and he almost shouted for help. What kind of monster was this?
Looking closely, it turned out to be Snowy Lionet. It was baring its teeth at him, shaking its sharp fangs to threaten him. Zhang Zian understood from its movements and expression that it meant: Stinky man, be gentle. If you disturb Her Majesty's rest, I will castrate you!
Last night, Snowy Lionet wanted to be with Fina no matter what. Even if Fina didn't let it on her princess bed, it would rather lie under the bed with Fina.
To be honest, Zhang Zian was very reluctant to let it into the bedroom, because it was very dangerous. Letting such a lesbian cat that hated men and kept saying that it would castrate him sleep in the same room … But with Fina there, it shouldn't act rashly, right?
At this time, Snowy Lionet was tightly snuggling next to Fina's princess bed with a blanket under its body, staring at Zhang Zian with vigilance, just like a loyal shepherd dog.
At first, he was worried that it would freeze, but when he saw its snow-like long fur that could hide eggs, he knew that he was worried too much. Besides, this guy was very passionate, and it would be good if it could cool down.
Zhang Zian didn't want to cause more trouble, so he tiptoed into the bathroom to wash up.
When he came out of the bathroom, he saw that Fina had woken up, stretched, and pulled open the curtain of the princess bed.
"Your Majesty! Don't you want to sleep a little longer? With me here, I promise that no one will dare to disturb your rest! "Snowy Lionet immediately went over to express its loyalty.
"No need. If I sleep too much, wouldn't I be laughed at by mere mortals? "Fina glared at Zhang Zian.
Zhang Zian thought, "Your yawning and pretentious look is not convincing at all. Besides, don't you want to sleep for the whole day after breakfast?"
However, he was only thinking about it in his heart. He wasn't stupid enough to say it out loud.
Xinghai and Old Time Tea were already awake when Zhang Zian went downstairs. Richard was holding onto the metal bar of the glass door. As soon as it saw Zhang Zian coming down the stairs, it cleared its throat and said,
“Gaga！ Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning！”
Old Time Tea and Xinghai were confused. They did not understand the hidden meaning of this sentence.
Zhang Zian pointed at it. "Do you think I won't understand if you insult me in English?"
Damn it, Chinese puns weren't enough for it to torment, and now it changed to English puns?
Richard raised a wing, pointed at him, and pretended to be surprised. "Ga? Jeff, are you not an English idiot? You behaved like an English idiot yesterday! "
Zhang Zian argued, "I have passed CET-4 in English. How can I be an English idiot? I didn't perform well yesterday because … because of that word again … "
"Psittacosis," said Richard.
"Yes, because this word is too hard to pronounce! Seriously, they didn't make up this word to mess with me, did they? Don't try to fool me because I don't study much! "he said angrily.
Richard covered its face with its wing. "I really don't know what to do with you, idiot … Psittacosis is a combination of the roots of psitta and cosis. Psitta means parrot, and cosis means disease. Together, it means psittacosis. It is completely in line with the rules of English word formation. Even if you think with your ass, you can't possibly make it up, right? Jeff, how can you be so ignorant and incompetent? You make me feel ashamed. Don't you feel ashamed in front of those two people? "
Zhang Zian almost knelt down. How many Chinese people could understand what he was saying? Did they really think that every Chinese person had passed CET-8?
"I can't compare with those two," he defended himself. "One of them is a veterinarian who reads English literature all day long, and the other is a sea turtle who has studied abroad. I am just a pet shop owner. I have learned English before, but I have forgotten most of it!"
"Quack! Jeff, you don't have to belittle yourself. Even if your English level is 1, those two people's level is only 10. "Richard turned its head disdainfully and used its beak to comb the feathers on its back.
"It's already 10 times, and I still can't belittle myself?" Zhang Zian wanted to cry but had no tears.
Richard was holding a long feather in its beak. It pulled it off and spat it on the ground. "Because the full score is 100. The three of you are no different from each other in my eyes. You are all trash!"
"I say, can you not litter everywhere?" He stared at the falling feather and complained.
"Why does it matter? You have to sweep the floor in the morning anyway. " Richard said carelessly, "Jeff, you can't find a boyfriend if you care so much about the details."
"I am not looking for a boyfriend! Damn you, didn't you say that you would let me get out of singlehood in three months? If you don't find a girlfriend for me, I will beat you to death! "he threatened.
"Quack! Forget it. "Richard changed the topic." Back to the topic. Follow me, and you will be rewarded. "
"..."
Zhang Zian didn't believe a single word that it said.
After getting rid of Richard, who was in the way, Zhang Zian opened the shutter door and let in the fresh air.
He didn't know if it was because of Sun Xiaomeng's words yesterday, but he felt that the air in the shop had become a lot more polluted since Richard came. What? Was this also a pun?
It didn't matter if cats and dogs lost their hair, because cat and dog hair were long and thin. However, the dust-like feathers that were dropped by parrots and pigeons were PM2.5 particles. They were suspended in the air and were inhaled into the lungs. Of course, it didn't matter if there were only one or two parrots. The harm caused by indoor smoking was worse than indoor ventilation.
Fina lazily walked down from the second floor, followed by Snowy Lionet.
"When will breakfast be delivered?" Fina yawned and jumped onto the highest cat tree. It sniffed the air but didn't smell any barbecue. Snowy Lionet struggled to jump onto the second floor and lay down peacefully under Fina's tail.
"Tsk, you only know how to eat and sleep all day …" Zhang Zian lowered his voice to the minimum and muttered to himself.
He took out his wallet and counted the money in it.
Aunt Li and Uncle Li also accepted online transfers, but they seemed to be more comfortable with cash, so Zhang Zian always paid in cash.
He took out a hundred-dollar bill, walked to the cat tree, and showed it to Fina. "See? You probably don't know that there is a cat hidden in this bill! "
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