Zhang Zian picked up a self-sealing plastic bag that Little Celery had dropped. There was still a small bag of assorted dried fruits in it. He threw it over his shoulder, and Richard caught it with its mouth.
"Quack!" The plastic bag fell as soon as Richard opened its mouth. Richard quickly lowered its head and caught it again. Fluttering its wings, it landed on the cashier's table. It loosened its mouth, and the plastic bag fell on the table.
"Quack! Jeff, did you take the wrong medicine today? Why are you so nice to me? "it shouted noisily.
"Don't flatter yourself. I just feel that you have some value," Zhang Zian said, and continued to clean up the food bowls of the three cat elves.
Richard pressed the plastic bag with its claws, tore it open, and poured all the dried fruits on the table. It kept pecking at the fruits, but it could not stop its mouth.
"Quack! Jeff, don't be shy. Just admit that you love me! "It tilted its head," Quack? You love me, you love me, hmm... The difference in emphasis has caused a subtle change in meaning... "
"I beg you, no subtle change!" Zhang Zian complained.
"Quack!" Richard continued to peck at the dried fruits complacently.
When Zhang Zian met the Apprehensive Bird for the first time in the Chinese class, he noticed that it seemed to be able to imitate other people's voices. At first, he did not take it seriously, because many contestants on TV could do the same. However, what happened just now proved that the same ability could produce different effects depending on the way it was used.
He had never thought that the Apprehensive Bird would help him with his white lie, and help Little Celery achieve her childhood dream. Maybe under its cynical appearance, there was a heart that was not so cynical.
So he gave the bag of dried fruits to it as a reward, and decided to buy some dried fruits online, as well as some vegetables and fruits for it to eat. Even if it was just for its performance this morning, it deserved the reward.
Zhang Zian took the food bowls to the second floor, and washed them.
Just then, he heard someone talking downstairs.
"Is anyone there?"
"Coming." Zhang Zian quickly put down the half-washed bowls, and hurried downstairs. "Who is it?"
He came to the first floor and looked around, but did not see anyone.
Old Time Tea pouted at the Apprehensive Bird, who was leaning against the railing and looking into the distance.
"…" Zhang Zian, who got the hint, looked at Richard. "You're the one behind this, aren't you?"
"Quack! Jeff found out! Is it fun? "Richard shouted, flapping its wings.
"Not fun!"
Richard kicked the empty plastic bag with his paw. "Jeff, get me some more food. It's all gone."
"No, even these were brought by Little Celery, and she brought them for the hamster and the lop-eared rabbit. You were not supposed to have a share, but since you did a good job, I let you have a taste." Zhang Zian went upstairs and continued to wash the food bowls.
"Cheh, stingy Jeff!" Richard muttered angrily.
Less than ten seconds later, there was another voice from downstairs. "Is anyone there?"
"No!" Zhang Zian knew that it was the b * tch elfin who was up to no good again, so he answered loudly and impatiently.
As expected, the people downstairs were silent.
Zhang Zian sneered in his heart. This b * tch elfin probably did not know that the same move could only be used once on a fighter …
"No one? Is it a ghost?" The voice came from downstairs again.
What the f * ck! This b * tch elfin was so bored that it would not stop playing, right?
"I'm warning you, don't treat me like an idiot. I won't be fooled. No one is there. It's useless even if you shout yourself hoarse!" he shouted downstairs.
The voice from downstairs was silent again.
Zhang Zian finished washing the bowls and put them into the cupboard one by one.
"Hello? Is this the mental hospital? I have a psychopath waiting for your treatment. The address is Zhonghua Road South … "The voice of a phone call came from downstairs.
Zhang Zian's brain froze for a few seconds.
That was not right. Did that b * tch elfin know that this was Zhonghua Road South?
What the f * ck!
Without closing the cupboard door, he ran downstairs and shouted, "Wait! I'm kidding! Don't bother the doctors in the mental hospital! "
Next to the cashier, a tall and thin man with a ponytail was talking on the phone. His clothes and movements were full of the temperament of an artist. It was Guo Dongyue, the designer introduced by Xiao Yan.
Apprehensive Bird stood at the cashier and winked at Zhang Zian, like a villain who was intoxicated by success!
"Sorry! Sorry! I was just kidding! Please put the phone down! "Zhang Zian had no time to deal with the b * tch elfin, so he hurried to explain to Guo Dongyue.
Guo Dongyue hesitated and said to the phone, "Wait a minute, I'll call again." Then he hung up.
"Mr. Zhang, you said you were kidding?" he confirmed.
"That's right!" Zhang Zian breathed a sigh of relief. "I was joking!"
"With whom?" Guo Dongyue asked again.
"With …" Zhang Zian raised his hand and was about to point at the b * tch elfin, but he felt it was inappropriate. He turned his wrist and pointed at Guo Dongyue, "I was kidding!"
Guo Dongyue pointed at his nose in surprise, "With me? Mr. Zhang, we have only met once, right? Besides, how did you know I was coming? "
Zhang Zian wanted to say that he saw it from the bedroom window on the second floor, but before he had time to answer, Richard answered, "Thousands of miles of marriage in a bird's hand!"
Guo Dongyue was so scared that he took half a step back. He stared at the flirtatious grey parrot, and his face changed.
Zhang Zian stared at Richard and explained, "Don't get me wrong, it can't talk!"
Guo Dongyue stared at it without blinking for half a minute, and then looked at Zhang Zian, "You are so weird. It talked, why did you say it can't talk?"
"No, no, I mean … it can talk, but I taught it everything it said!" Zhang Zian explained further, but he still felt that he was making things worse.
Guo Dongyue glanced at his cell phone, hesitating whether he should continue the phone call or not, "Who else is in this shop besides you? If it wasn't you, did I teach it? "
Zhang Zian didn't know how to explain. He made up his mind to beat the b * tch bird with a feather duster later!
Luckily, Guo Dongyue accepted the fact that the store manager was not normal. He just looked at him strangely, and didn't think too much about it.
He bent down and looked at Richard carefully.
Richard was playing with the feathers on its chest with its beak, and ignored Guo Dongyue's gaze.
"What kind of parrot is this?" he asked.
Zhang Zian was waiting for him to change the topic, so he answered immediately, "African grey parrot."
Richard rolled its little black eyes and said, "Hi! Hi, my name is Richard. Nice to meet you! "
Guo Dongyue was surprised again, but Richard's words were not too strange, so he wasn't too surprised.
Zhang Zian explained from the side, "It only knows these few words, and it keeps repeating them …"
"Quack! Come on, report your name! "
As if it wanted to slap Zhang Zian in the face, Richard flapped its wings and shouted.
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