Zhang Zian recognized it at first glance. It was an African grey parrot, a type of large parrot.
Its whole body was covered with light gray feathers, and only its cheeks were white. Its pair of small black eyes were filled with shrewdness and pride, and its steel-hook-like beak was slightly open, as if it was laughing at Zhang Zian's reaction.
When his parents ran the pet shop, there were a few parrots in the shop. Although they were not expensive species, little Zhang Zian used to tease them and teach them to talk, but he never succeeded. Not all species of parrots could learn to talk, and only a few of them could learn well.
Zhang Zian's finger moved to the "capture" button the moment he saw the elfin, but he did not press it, because most of the bird's body was hidden behind the fan, and it was staring at him fearlessly.
"Hey!" The teacher on the stage was very angry, "Since you asked a question, why didn't you listen to me carefully? Please stop waving your phone around! "
All the other students looked at Zhang Zian, confused.
Zhang Zian was about to explain that he wasn't the one who asked the question, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he heard the b * tchy bird above his head say, "Teacher, your class is too boring. Can't you see that everyone is falling asleep?"
The teacher was stunned, and his face suddenly turned blue.
The girls in the classroom covered their mouths and snickered. A few boys even laughed out loud, and they all looked at Zhang Zian with admiration. They thought that this person was really awesome. He dared to say such a big truth in front of everyone. Did he still want credits? But he did say what everyone was thinking. The teacher's class was really boring.
Zhang Zian was sweating all over. This b * tch bird was really good at making trouble!
Old Time Tea saw that there was no danger, so it relaxed and walked to the side to see how Zhang Zian would deal with it.
The teacher's lips trembled with anger, and he pointed at Zhang Zian, "You... Which class are you from? Tell me your name and student number! "
Zhang Zian bit his lips and did not dare to open his mouth. God knows what the b * tch bird would do if he opened his mouth!
The teacher saw that Zhang Zian was going to argue with him, and he became even angrier. He almost roared, "Where is the class monitor? Where are the class monitors? Which class is this person from? Is the monitor of Class 1 here yet? "
The class monitor of Class 1 was a girl who sat in the front row. From her quiet appearance, one could tell that she was a good student. She turned around to take a closer look. "Erm, this person doesn't look like he's from Class 1 …"
"What do you mean by 'seems'?" The Modern Chinese teacher was furious. "You don't even know if he's in your class? What are you doing as a class monitor? "
Class 1's class monitor almost burst into tears after being scolded by the teacher. She said in an aggrieved tone, "I haven't been in school for long, and I'm always attending big classes. I don't know many of the boys … Why don't you ask the vice president of the boys …"
Just as Zhang Zian had guessed, the students who were in class were freshmen who had just entered the university in the fall. After entering the university, they had gone through a month of military training, and classes had just started not long ago. There were dozens of people in a class, and it wasn't like middle school where they spent all their time together. It was normal for the boys to not recognize all the girls, and the girls to not recognize all the boys.
In the Chinese Department, there were more females than males. Every class had a female class monitor and a male vice president. The female monitor was in charge of the girls, and the male vice president was in charge of the boys. Of course, the male vice president's job was easy, and there weren't many boys in the class.
However, the angry teacher didn't care. He glared at her and said, "I'm asking you, can you be the class monitor? If you can't, I'll go talk to your counselor, and you'll be fired! "
After being scolded in front of so many people, the female monitor's eyes turned red, and she started to cry.
A boy in the boys' group stood up. "Professor Chen, I'm the vice president of Class 1. This person isn't in our class."
"If he isn't in Class 1 … What about Class 2? What about Class 3? "Professor Chen glanced at the students in the audience.
The male vice presidents of the other classes took turns to stand up, proving that Zhang Zian wasn't in their class.
Erm … Everyone looked at Zhang Zian differently. Was he here to join the class? Those who were willing to join the class were usually good students …
Professor Chen was also confused. If Zhang Zian wasn't a student in the Chinese Department, then he wouldn't be able to threaten him with deductions.
Zhang Zian didn't know what to say.
He knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, the b * tch bird would do the dubbing for him. So, he either didn't say anything, or he had to say it loudly to cover the b * tch bird's volume. But what could he say? Say that he wasn't speaking just now, and that there was a b * tch bird that they couldn't see doing the dubbing for him? That would be the end of him. He would probably be sent to a mental hospital for electrotherapy.
After he entered the classroom, he chose a seat in the last row near the aisle for the sake of peace and convenience. There was no one around, so he couldn't let anyone else take the blame. He wanted to leave, but it wasn't easy to find this b * tch elfin. How could he just let it go?
"You think I can't punish you just because you're not a student in the Chinese Department?" The teacher said angrily. "Let me tell you, just because you disrupted the class and insulted the teacher, you'll at least get a demerit if you report this to the dean!"
The teacher's threat was like a drizzle to Zhang Zian. He was only thinking about how to catch the b * tch bird as soon as possible and leave as soon as possible.
In the teacher's eyes, Zhang Zian's attitude was completely contemptuous and indifferent.
"Okay, okay, okay, kid. Wait here if you have the guts. Don't run!" The Chinese teacher had already lost all of his poise. He even used such slang that was commonly used by hooligans on the street. He took out his phone, found the phone number of the security office, and dialed.
"Hey! Security office? Room 1703, there's a student causing trouble in class. Send someone over! "
He tried to lower his voice when he called, but the students in the front row still heard him. They immediately began to whisper to each other and spread the message to the people in the back row.
"Hey! Classmate! " The girl closest to Zhang Zian turned around and said eagerly, "Professor Chen is angry. She's already called the security office. Run! You'll be in trouble if you get caught! "
Zhang Zian heard that things were going to be troublesome. Although he wasn't a student, it would be even more troublesome if he got caught. He wanted to leave, but he really couldn't bear to part with the elfin.
The b * tch bird elfin's claws tightly clung to the top of the fan's shaft, using the fan's pages to block its body. Its eyes kept turning, staring at Zhang Zian's mouth. As soon as he opened his mouth, it would immediately dub.
Okay, are you trying to be a b * tch with me? Do you think I can't punish you if you hide behind the fan?
Zhang Zian reached over, grabbed the switch of the wire, and pulled it down. He prayed that the fan was not broken.
Woo woo woo —
The fan's pages spun quickly, and the fan began to swing its head from side to side.
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