Once again, it was a refreshing morning.
"Now, the ninth set of broadcast gymnastics! Step on the spot … Go! "
"Stretching … Ready … Go!"
In front of the Amazing Fate Pet Shop, Zhang Zian connected his phone to the Bluetooth speaker and did the broadcast gymnastics seriously with the rhythm of the music and the password.
Next to the glass door of the shop, a black and white kitten curiously watched him stretch his arms, kick his legs, bend his waist, and jump …
The passers-by also stared at him in the morning.
"Chest stretching … One, two, three, four …"
Zhang Zian didn't do it on a whim. The experience of chasing the stray cat that day made him realize that his physical strength was too weak. If he didn't exercise, he might not be as strong as an old man who did morning exercises every day.
He became more interested in the game "Pet Hunter." In that huge database, were there other poor and lovely animals like Xinghai suffering unimaginable hardships and lonely companions in the endless reincarnation? If possible, he wanted to save them all.
The main test of this game was intelligence and knowledge, but basic physical strength was also essential.
He asked the Navigation Elf, and the Navigation Elf said that the pet's location could not be predicted. Some pets would stay near where they were when they became elfins, and some pets would wander around the world aimlessly. It depended on the characteristics of the pets and their encounters.
Schrödinger's quantum cat, Galaxy, was in a state of probability when there was no observer. It could appear here, on the other side of the earth, or at the end of the universe. Therefore, it was listed as one of the pets that could not be captured. There was only a very small chance that it would be picked in the lottery of the novice tutorial.
The lottery was also a process of observation, and the wave function collapsed into "won" or "didn't win."
Zhang Zian felt that it was great to win the lottery, even if it was a once in a lifetime good luck.
He didn't expect Galaxy to bring him luck, as long as it could stay by his side safely.
"Kicking … One, two, three, four …"
"Brother Store Manager, what are you doing?"
The sound of running came from behind. He didn't need to look back to know that it was the elementary school girl who came to visit the little hamster again.
Today was Monday, and she didn't come over for the past two days.
"You can see that I am doing broadcast gymnastics. Do you want to do it together? "
"Um …" The girl looked at the pet shop, then at Zhang Zian, hesitating. Time was tight every morning, and she didn't want to waste time playing with the hamster.
Zhang Zian said, "Do you know why there is a running wheel in the hamster cage? Because life lies in movement! Little hamster, you train hard every day! "
"Then, I also want to exercise!" The girl put down her small school bag, stood next to him, and began to seriously learn from him.
"Lateral movement … one, two, three, four …"
Zhang Zian was secretly proud of himself. In this way, the onlookers' attention was divided between the two of them. He should really praise himself for his wit!
"Tidy up exercise … one, two, three, four, five, six, seven … stop!"
Zhang Zian gathered his energy in his pubic region. "I'm done. Come, give me a high five! Yeah! "
The little girl didn't understand, but she thought it was awesome. She nodded and high-fived him, then picked up her bag and ran into the shop to play with the hamster.
When he was cleaning up the Bluetooth speaker, he realized that someone was standing behind him, watching him coldly.
Sun Xiaomeng held her phone. "Hello? Was it a demon spirit? Someone is tricking elementary school girls here … "
Zhang Zian rushed over and grabbed the phone. It turned out that she had only pressed a number, but hadn't dialed it yet.
"Oh my god! I almost had a heart attack because of you this early in the morning! Don't you know that you will be punished for making a false report? "he said with a distressed look.
"Oh, my Store Manager Zhang, you're doing anything to increase the customer flow? You're actually performing like a monkey in front of the shop … But it's fine if you're performing, but why are you tricking little kids to make a fool of themselves with you? "Sun Xiaomeng's mouth was sharper than a scalpel.
Unfortunately, Zhang Zian's skin was thicker than a city wall.
"What do you mean by monkey? The great leader once said, civilization is the spirit, and barbarism is the body! Since we are neighbors, if you want to be barbaric, I can give you a 20% discount. "
"Go to hell!" Sun Xiaomeng rolled her eyes.
"Xinghai! Come here, I brought you delicious food. " She waved at Xinghai, opened the can of cat food, and put it on the ground to attract Xinghai.
Zhang Zian sneered in his heart. You're still far from being my favorite.
Sure enough, Xinghai was so scared that she ran behind the wall and hid, only peeping with one eye.
"Well …" Sun Xiaomeng gritted her teeth at Zhang Zian, "Have you been badmouthing me behind my back all day?"
Zhang Zian was speechless. People were always obsessed with things that they couldn't get. Sun Xiaomeng had so many cats in her breeding farm, but she was only interested in Xinghai, but Xinghai didn't pay attention to her at all. She always failed.
"Let's go, Xinghai. Let's go inside and rest."
Zhang Zian walked into the shop, and Xinghai followed behind him. Although they were still two or three meters apart, it was much better than when they first met.
"Zhang Zian! Are you trying to piss me off on purpose? "Sun Xiaomeng stomped her feet, turned around, and left.
Zhang Zian calmly made a cup of tea, "As the saying goes, those who are blessed don't have to be busy, while those who are not blessed run until their intestines are broken. Don't you think so?"
"Meow?" Xinghai tilted her head in confusion.
Today, the little girl fed the little hamster with a few peeled pistachios, which made Zhang Zian very jealous. It was so happy to be a pet. She didn't have to work, and all she had to do was act cute.
"Nuts don't need to be peeled. Just feed it with the shell on. Or give it some raw soybeans or black beans, "he said.
"What? Will it hurt its teeth? "The little girl turned her head and asked worriedly.
"The front teeth of a hamster will grow throughout its life, and it needs something hard to grind its teeth. If it always lives off a woman, its upper and lower front teeth will hurt, and it will never be able to open its mouth again," he explained while knocking his front teeth, and popularized the knowledge of living off a woman.
"Oh." The little girl suddenly understood.
"Your family doesn't allow pets, right?"
The little girl nodded dejectedly.
"I agree very much. Although I own a pet shop, when I was your age, or even twice your age, I didn't have a pet, "he said.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true. You are still young, and students should focus on their studies. Your parents don't allow you to have a pet because they are worried that you can't control yourself. Raising a pet will distract you, and they are afraid that it will affect your studies. "
He was very serious, and his words were sincere. At this moment, he felt his parents' painstaking efforts.
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