Judging from his skin color and appearance, the thief seemed to be a Mexican, and like many Mexicans, he was very talkative. He kept muttering, hoping to scare Famous away. Seeing that Famous was not moved, he changed his face, hid the knife behind him, took out a piece of chocolate, peeled it, and threw it to Famous.
The skateboard was flipped upside down, and the wheels were still spinning. His body was covered in mud, as if he had fallen because of the uneven road. His face was swollen and bruised, otherwise, it would not have been easy for him to catch up with the kid.
Of course, Famous would not be tempted by chocolate. Besides, chocolate was poisonous to dogs, but it pretended to be attracted by the chocolate and lowered its head to smell it. With its acting skills, it easily fooled the Mexican thief. The thief thought that Famous had been tricked, so he turned around and slipped into the woods. However, as soon as he turned around, Famous jumped on him from behind, and the knife flew to the side.
"No! No! No! "
He felt the hot breath on the back of his neck and thought that Famous was going to bite him, so he screamed in horror.
Zhang Zian parked the car on the side of the road, trotted over, kicked the knife further away, and picked up Snowy's backpack and dusted it off.
"You … Is this dog yours? Ask it to leave! "the thief wailed.
Famous's whole weight was on him, and he did not dare to struggle, for fear of angering the dog and getting bitten.
The weather was not good. Zhang Zian looked around and saw that there was no one nearby. It was very quiet, so he slowly squatted down.
"Wait … Wait! Hey! Why are you pulling my pants? Is it … "The thief's face was to the side, and he suddenly felt that his sweatpants were being pulled down. His face suddenly changed.
Richard landed on his lap mischievously, hooked his unbelted sweatpants with its claws, and pulled them down. It imitated Zhang Zian's voice and said, "Get bitten by it or my anus. Choose one."
"Oh … Then be gentle … You have to let me go after you're done …"
Unexpectedly, the thief was quite smart, and chose the latter without hesitation. He even stuck up his buttocks …
Zhang Zian was speechless.
What kind of people are they?
Richard was not interested. "Quack! It's boring if you don't resist! "
"You're not coming?" The thief felt that his pants had stopped at his buttocks and did not go any further down. He was a little disappointed and quickly pulled his pants up.
The man was filthy and smelly. It was unknown how many days it had been since he last bathed. He wore a woolen hat on his bald head, and there was nothing valuable on him.
Zhang Zian had originally planned to take him to the police station, but looking at his embarrassed appearance, he did not want to have any physical contact with him. Besides, after going to the police station, he would have to file a record and make a statement. It would be quite troublesome. It would be better to teach him a lesson and let him go.
"Do you do this often?" Zhang Zian asked.
The thief was stunned, and as if he was insulted, he argued, "No! I only sleep with people I like! I'm not a casual person! "
Zhang Zian said, "I'm asking about stealing other people's bags."
"Ah? Oh, no, it's my first time, really, you must believe me, I swear by God, I swear by my eighty-year-old grandmother, it's really my first time! I beg you to spare me, okay? " The thief opened his eyes wide and swore. Although his expression was very good, it was obviously fake. How could an inexperienced person pry open the car door so quickly?
"I'm warning you, if you dare to touch a Chinese tourist again …" Zhang Zian knew that he was lying, but he was too lazy to expose him. He gave him a warning and quickly went back to the restaurant to finish the rest of the seafood spaghetti. He could not waste it.
"A Chinese tourist? You are a Chinese tourist? Oh my god! If I knew you were a Chinese tourist, I would never have done this! I like China, and I also like Shanghai, the capital of China. My aunt married a Chinese, so I am half a Chinese! If you don't believe me, look at my eyes. Are they black? I also have yellow skin, but the color is a little darker! Oh my god, what a misunderstanding. I thought you were a Korean. You know, I hate Koreans the most … "The thief kept talking, almost calling Zhang Zian brother.
Zhang Zian was speechless.
This kind of glib-tongued Mexicans was a headache. They would say whatever they wanted to say to whoever they wanted, and they would say whatever they wanted to say to whoever they wanted. They were like dogskin plaster, desperately trying to get close to them. They also used this kind of shameless method to woo girls, and some girls actually fell for it.
Richard squinted his eyes, meaning: Reasoning doesn't seem to work. Let's just beat him up!
Zhang Zian gave Famous a look, and Famous understood. It lowered its head and barked a few times in the thief's ear, which scared the thief so much that he almost peed his pants.
"No! No! Don't bite me! Don't bite me! "He trembled and held his head, not daring to talk anymore.
Zhang Zian really did not know how to teach him a lesson. Beating him up was a bit too much, and it would also dirty his hands.
"What's your name?"
"My … my name is Fernando Rambias de Azvado," the thief replied.
What the f * ck, this name is really long!
"I'll remember your name. Get up and get out! Don't let me see you again, and don't steal the bags of China tourists, "Zhang Zian warned.
Famous reluctantly moved away from the thief. It had taken a lot of effort to catch up with him, and it did not feel good to let him go.
At first, Fernand could not believe that Zhang Zian would let him go. After a while, he realized that it was true, so he quickly got up from the ground and dusted himself off. He did not dare to look directly at Zhang Zian's eyes. He wanted to pick up the knife, but the knife was pressed by Famous's front paw and was growling at him.
"Can you ask it to return the knife to me?" Fernando asked in a low voice.
"Ask you to rob and threaten others with a knife? No! Get your skateboard and get out before I change my mind! "Zhang Zian flatly refused.
"No, no, you misunderstood. I need a tool to defend myself. Do you understand? Otherwise, if I encounter other homeless people, I may get beaten up. And that damn coyote, last time I was chased by a coyote, and I was almost bitten! After I enter the forest, if I don't have a knife, when I wake up, my neck may be bitten … "Fernando picked up the skateboard and put it under his armpit, still not letting go of his knife.
It didn't sound fake, but another word caught Zhang Zian's attention.
"Forest? What forest? What are you doing in the forest? "
Fernando smiled and pointed to the north. "Mahogany Forest Park. Someone there said they would give us free food and a place to live."
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