"What do you think of mine?"
The next day, Zhang Zian put on a suit, showed it to the elfins, and asked for their opinions.
Today's foundation celebration was held in the form of a dinner party. According to the requirements of the organizer, both men and women had to enter the venue in formal attire.
It was the first time for Zhang Zian to wear a formal attire, because there were no occasions in China where he needed to wear a formal attire. Even if there was a formal dinner party in China, the guests would at most wear a formal suit. Not wearing a vest and flip-flops to the dinner party was already giving face to the organizer … If someone really came in a tuxedo, it would make people look at him and think that he was playing to the gallery.
However, for a Western dinner party, especially a dinner party for such a serious occasion, if he wore casual clothes or an ordinary suit, it might make the foreigners present feel that Chinese people did not understand etiquette, and that would be embarrassing.
So for this dinner party, he had to spend money to get a formal attire. This was one of the reasons why he hesitated to come in the beginning. He had to buy a suit that could only be worn once. No matter how he thought about it, he felt distressed.
"Huh? This is a formal attire? You idiot, you can even make a mistake in a formal attire? You've exposed the fact that your IQ is low again! "Richard yelled, gloating.
This was because the suit that Zhang Zian was wearing was completely different from the traditional Western-style formal attire. It was closer to the style of a Chinese tunic suit, with a vertical collar and a hidden pocket, but there was a difference. The material was satin, dark black, and there was a Western-style pocket towel in the chest pocket.
Whether it was Richard or Famous, they had never seen such a Western-style formal attire, and they all wondered if he had worn it wrong.
"Shut your beak! Do you think that only Western-style formal attire is considered a formal attire? "Zhang Zian retorted." This is a Chinese-style formal attire, okay? "
Before going abroad, he had originally planned to order a Western-style formal attire, but after thinking about it, he realized that in this kind of dinner party, all the men were dressed the same way, and he could not tell who was who from the back. His handsomeness would also be lost in the crowd, so he simply decided to imitate the style of national leaders attending important banquets. He ordered a novel Chinese-style formal attire, which not only followed the rules of a Western-style dinner party, but also reflected his own personality and taste. After all, it was the same style for national leaders, so no one would dare to say that the style was ugly.
"I think it's not bad. It's fitting and generous, showing the temperament of our great country." Old Time Tea exclaimed, because this outfit was very similar to the clothes of the progressive youth of its time.
"I can't understand why the formal clothes of modern people are all so black. It's hot just looking at it."
"Pooh pooh pooh! You're dirtying my eyes! " Snowy Lionet spat and said, "I just want to know if the girls are wearing clothes that show off their backs and thighs?"
"Should be, but what do you want to do?" Zhang Zian asked vigilantly.
Snowy Lionet snickered and waved its claws a few times. "The laces of those clothes should be very thin, and I can't wear underwear. As long as I pretend to cut the laces accidentally … Whoosh!"
Zhang Zian, "..."
"But I advise you to stop dreaming. You won't even get a chance to have a turn! When I make my move, you better turn your head or close your eyes. Otherwise, don't blame me for making you wear women's evening gowns in the future! "Snowy Lionet threatened fiercely.
Zhang Zian said, "Looks like it's time for you to go back to the phone and rest."
"How dare you! Do you believe that I will castrate you now? " Snowy Lionet was furious. It was not easy to have an opportunity to look at bareback girls. How could it let it go?
It chased him, so he ran in circles. Anyway, its short legs could not catch up with him. In the end, it was so tired that it collapsed directly on the carpet. However, it was not too late for revenge. It announced that tomorrow's breakfast would be ham and eggs.
Zhang Zian planned to wait until the night to go to bed to drive it to the balcony as self-defense. Anyway, the night in San Francisco was cold and could not freeze it.
"Meow ~ The clothes are very nice." Xinghai ran back from the balcony and looked at his clothes.
"Haha, I like that! But Xinghai, you usually look like you're wearing a dress … "He laughed.
Wasn't Xinghai's black and white appearance a combination of a black dress and a white shirt?
"Zhi zhi!" Pi applauded and gave a thumbs up.
"Thank you, Pi." Zhang Zian quietly moved his feet, because people who gave you a thumbs up were not necessarily praising you. They could be aiming at you with an Italian gun …
Vladimir was not in the house. It was always restless and had run out to establish the American branch of the Safflower Society.
Only Zhang Zian and Famous were officially invited. The foundation knew that Famous was the dog that won the Berlin Best Actor award, so it was also invited to attend. If other elfins wanted to go, they could only go incognito.
After trying on the clothes, Zhang Zian put the clothes on the bed and prepared to wear them at night.
"Quack! Where are you going today? Is it the Castro District that you've been longing for for a long time? Find a white nerd with glasses, a black guy with a reggae hairstyle, or a Latin American artist with an afro to experience 'everything has its strengths and weaknesses'? But let me remind you that the essence of the Castro District is after nightfall! "Richard flew to his shoulder and chattered.
"I didn't go to Chinatown yesterday. Let's make up for it today." Zhang Zian ignored its chatter and turned to ask for Old Time Tea's opinion.
Yesterday, he drove through Chinatown and lingered at the entrance for a while, but … unfortunately, the entrance to Chinatown that he arrived at happened to be a green-roofed gatehouse with a plaque that said, "The world is public." It was dazzling under the sun, as beautiful as a ray of light. It was so green that it made him panic.
In addition, yesterday's timing was not right. There was a lot of traffic in Chinatown. Because the street was narrow, the car was moving like a snail, so he only strolled outside and did not go deep inside. He also did not have a chance to take Old Time Tea to see the martial arts school in Chinatown. It was a bit regretful, so he planned to make up for it today. Of course, he had to change the entrance and not pass under the green-roofed gatehouse.
Old Time Tea nodded happily.
"You idiot, you don't want to go to Chinatown, do you? Do you want to go to the Italian town next door to see a striptease show? And then shoot an Italian gun? "However, Richard had seen through everything.
Without waiting for Zhang Zian to clarify, it said, "Quack! But I don't object to it. Cantonese is the main language in Chinatown. I happen to be learning Cantonese, so I can use it! "
It was rare for it to give a serious reason. Of course, Zhang Zian had no reason to object, but usually, it just looked serious on the surface …
Sure enough, it raised its volume, took a deep breath, and shouted, "Next, please let me sing the Cantonese version of 'Difficult to Swallow'! Swallow … Quack! "
As soon as it started, Zhang Zian stuffed it under the pillow.
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