The seven Rainbow Warriors were shocked by the sudden meowing, but when they calmed down, they immediately pointed at Old Time Tea and laughed.
"What the hell is this cat wearing a vest and a bamboo hat?"
"I didn't expect the shop owner to be so kind, raising an old cat that can't even walk!"
"Is this cat here to be funny?"
"Your master is going to be beaten, and you are here to stand up for him? Don't worry, I will beat you up too! "
Zhang Zian put down his cell phone and looked at them as if they were seven dead bodies. He sighed and said, "I advise you to run away before it's too late. Don't say I didn't warn you! "
The seven Rainbow Warriors certainly didn't believe him. They burst into laughter.
"Are you an idiot or not? Run away? Why should we run away? Just because of this old cat? "
"This stupid cat can be found everywhere in the countryside. I don't even know how many of them I have kicked to death!"
Zhang Zian nodded, "There is a way out for you, but you don't want to go to hell. Since you are so stubborn, I have nothing else to say. "
The golden-haired guy laughed, "You are about to die, why are you still acting tough? To tell you the truth, the client only bought one of your arms, but since you were acting tough just now, I will buy one of your legs. Let's see if you still dare to act tough in front of Lord Jin. "
Old Time Tea tilted its head, stared at the steaming teapot, and said regretfully, "What a pity for this pot of good tea. Only benevolence and fragrant tea cannot be wasted."
The seven Rainbow Warriors didn't understand why Old Time Tea meowed again.
The red-haired guy poked the golden-haired guy with his elbow, "Lord Jin, why does this cat sound so creepy?"
The golden-haired guy pushed him away, "Of course! Which cat doesn't sound creepy? "
Zhang Zian suddenly interrupted, "Actually … it is talking."
The seven warriors froze for a second, then burst into laughter. They laughed so hard that tears almost came out of their eyes.
"The cat is talking? Is this guy a psychopath? "
"It is probably scared out of its wits …"
The golden-haired guy wiped his eyes and laughed, "Hahaha! You said it is talking? The cat in the vest is talking? Then tell me, what is it saying? Don't tell me you're asking for mercy? "
Zhang Zian replied very seriously, "It's saying, 'You guys attack together. It's in a hurry."
"What?" The seven Rainbow Warriors were stunned again.
The golden-haired guy pointed at Zhang Zian with his nunchaku. "Are you looking down on Lord Jin?"
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Zian turned off the lights with the infrared remote control.
"Holy sh * t! A power outage? "
"Who the hell turned off the lights!"
Just as the lights went out, Old Time Tea kicked the floor with all four of its paws. Its body shot out like lightning, its two yellow eyes flashing with electricity.
Old Time Tea's speed, agility, and strength were not as good as Fina's, but it had a special skill. It was a skill that had been refined by countless masters over the past two thousand years.
This technique is called Kung Fu by foreigners and Wushu by Chinese — the art of martial arts!
A cat's eyesight wasn't as good as a human's during the day, but at night …
Fighting with a cat that knew martial arts in the dark of the night, Zhang Zian felt a pain in the ass just thinking about it!
Cats know martial arts, no one can stop them!
Fina looked at him with its green eyes. "Stop pretending to be a good guy! Didn't you turn off the lights? "
When a person's eyes turned from bright to dark, they would enter a state of semi-blindness. They would close their eyes for a while and then open them again. However, these seven Rainbow Warriors did not have the time to close their eyes!
Luckily, it was not completely dark. The street lights and the lights from the shops across the street could still shine in. However, the moment the lights turned from bright to dark, they were still in a mess!
"Ahhh!" The beating started with a scream.
"I told you to run, but you didn't listen." Zhang Zian was not afraid of making things worse. He picked up his phone, found a song called The Oceans' Roar from the music library, and started to play the background music for Old Time Tea.
Among the heroes of the world, only Old Time Tea deserved this soul-stirring background music.
[The Oceans' Roar]
[Surging Tides]
When the seven Rainbow Warriors' eyes went dark because the lights went out, Old Time Tea was already in front of them. It slightly bent its back and stepped on the floor with its paws, changing its direction from rushing forward to jumping. Its timing was perfect, and it dodged the golden-haired man's nunchakus.
The green-haired man was the first to be hit.
He was holding the metal bat tightly, blinking his eyes. His pupils were not focused, which meant that he had not completely adapted to the light.
Before he could react, Old Time Tea had already hit him in the nose with a "Sun Punch"!
Puff!
The green-haired man screamed. His nose was completely broken, and blood mixed with his nose, saliva, and tears were splashing out.
His head was dizzy, and his body felt like it was flying in the clouds. His feet were soft, and he could not step on the ground.
Then, when Old Time Tea fell from the air, it kicked him in the chest and sent him flying out the door. He fell to the ground with a plop and couldn't get up.
[Floating and sinking with the waves, remembering the present —]
With the force of the kick, Old Time Tea changed its direction in the air and flew to the red-haired man's waist. It used "Three Finger" and used its claws to attack the red-haired man three times!
Luckily, Old Time Tea did not kill him and took back its sharp claws. Otherwise, there would be six holes in the red-haired man's stomach!
Every man wanted a 6-pack or 8-pack abs, but no one wanted a 6-pack with holes in it …
It was not that Old Time Tea was being merciful. In fact, it really wanted to kill these rats as a warning to others. However, it had seen the news and was afraid that it would bring trouble to Zhang Zian if it killed them.
Even so, the red-haired man could not stand it. Old Time Tea's thunderous six attacks all hit the important acupuncture points on his abdomen!
His face was instantly distorted, and his back was bent like a prawn. He squatted down with his hands on his stomach, and the pain was too much for him to scream.
Old Time Tea had already landed on the ground, and it used the "neck killing hand" with its claws to cut the red-haired man's throat!
This time, the red-haired man fell to the ground, and he rolled out of the shop. Before he could stop, he was already out of breath.
[Heaven laughs —]
[Tides of the world —]
At this time, the eyes of the remaining five Rainbow Fighters had adapted to the dim light, and they looked around in confusion.
What the f * ck! They were stunned by what they saw!
In just a few seconds, two of the seven warriors who had become sworn brothers were already lying on the ground.
"Who did it?"
"Who did it?"
"Come out if you have the guts!"
At once they began to shout and bluster to show their strength.
As Zhang Zian's cell phone was on and the background music was playing, they all instinctively looked in that direction.
"You little brat, did you do this …" The purple-haired man was also holding a metal bat, and he pointed at the blurry figure next to the cell phone and shouted!
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw a flash of darkness in the corner of his eyes.
Then, the metal bat that he had stretched out dropped down.
What happened?
Before he realized what happened, he saw a black shadow fall on his bat.
A bird?
But … would a bird have such bright yellow eyes?
Old Time Tea stood firmly on the bat, not moving in the wind or the rain. It went from extreme movement to extreme stillness, and from extreme stillness to extreme movement!
It spun its body and used the centrifugal force to perform a Horizontal Brace Kick!
The purple-haired man opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he felt a furry cat leg slap his face!
This time, it was even worse than the green-haired man. The green-haired man only lost his nose, which he was so proud of, but the purple-haired man lost both his nose and front teeth! His face and mouth were full of blood! He staggered and fell out of the door. He missed a step on the stairs, hit the back of his head on the sidewalk, and passed out peacefully.
[Only God knows who won and who lost —]
The moment Old Time Tea's kick landed on the purple-haired man's face, its body also spun off the bat and flew into the air. The hem of its vest danced in the air, like a fairy flying in the sky!
The blue-haired man, who had always been low-key and pretentious, hid in the middle of the remaining fighters after realizing that things were not going well, trying to use their bodies to protect himself. He was the most timid among the seven Rainbow Fighters. He didn't dare to fight, nor did he dare to run. He kept looking out of the shop, hoping that a god would come and save him.
When he looked out for the last time, he only saw the green-haired man being beaten up. He turned around in horror, only to feel darkness in front of his eyes. Two furry little hands gently held the back of his head.
Old Time Tea had already predicted the direction of the attack when it hit the purple-haired man. It fell from the air and landed right on the blue-haired man. The moment it flew past him, its two front paws held the back of the blue-haired man's head and pushed his head down. At the same time, it used its own knee to counter the attack.
"Bridge Hand" and "Knee Technique"!
When the knee hit the blue-haired man's face, Old Time Tea let go of its paws.
The blue-haired man was like a shampoo model on TV. He swung his head from a low position to a high position. His whole body was knocked off the ground by the knee, and a few of his front teeth flew into the air. After landing, he rolled a few times and rolled out of the shop, unconscious.
[Laughing Landscape —]
[Misty Rain —]
Old Time Tea used the momentum of pushing the blue-haired man's head down to jump again. This time, its target was the orange-haired man.
Other than Zhang Zian, there were only three people left standing in the shop. They were the orange-haired man, the blue-haired man, and the golden-haired man.
Zhang Zian was deep in the shop, so it was dark. The other three were near the entrance, so it was slightly brighter. From Zhang Zian's point of view, he could roughly see the trajectory of Old Time Tea's attack.
As he watched, he sucked in a breath of cold air. He felt pain for them!
Whenever Old Time Tea attacked, it would either hit the face or the abdomen. It would hit the soft spot, the brittle spot, and the painful spot. Didn't they say not to hit the face?
At first, he thought Old Time Tea was an infantryman. Then he thought it was a cavalry. Now, Old Time Tea was practically an air force. It was jumping and flying like a gymnast!
He looked at Fina, who was also stunned. It stuck out its tongue and couldn't close its mouth.
Sure enough, self-restraint made others admit that they were weak. Purposely guarding the rules, they let others be arrogant!
Old Time Tea was not angry, but when it got angry, there were corpses and blood everywhere …
It beat everything!
Looking at Galaxy, it was not surprised by Old Time Tea's performance at all. It was stretching its body out of boredom.
[How many people do you know in the mundane world?]
"Don't panic! Stand back to back! "the golden-haired guy shouted loudly.
The golden-haired guy was indeed the leader among them. In the face of such a strange situation, he was still somewhat calm.
In fact, he was also panicking, but he tried to stay calm on the surface. In his heart, he was cursing Qing Ren. Didn't they say that there were no dangerous pets? He would rather encounter a cobra or a blue-ringed octopus. Even a f * cking blue-ringed octopus was not so dangerous!
The orange-haired guy and the green-haired guy quickly moved closer to the golden-haired guy.
"Lord Jin … I want to go home …" The orange-haired guy cried as he ran.
The next second, he couldn't cry anymore because his neck was curled up by a furry tail. The tail was very soft when it was first curled up, but it immediately became as hard as a steel ring.
The orange-haired guy opened his eyes and mouth wide. He wanted to breathe, but fresh air couldn't enter his lungs. He threw away the stick in his hand and desperately tried to pull the steel ring off his neck.
Old Time Tea slapped the back of his neck from the back of his head, then let go of the tail and kicked the back of the orange-haired guy, sending him out of the shop.
[The breeze laughs —]
[How can you provoke loneliness —]
[There is still a sense of pride left —]
The green-haired guy didn't care about his brother's loyalty and face anymore. He ran out, waving his hands and crying, "Help! Call the police! Someone is going to die here! "
It was useless to shout. The cell phone signal was blocked by them.
The golden-haired guy was also anxious. "What a f * cking piece of trash! Coward! "
At this time, the most important thing was to separate and break out of the encirclement. If the two of them fought back to back, they might be able to hold on for a while. However, they were a bunch of unruly people. When things were going smoothly, there was nothing they could say. Once they encountered a tough opponent, they would run away.
The green-haired guy was just one step away from escaping the shop.
Old Time Tea landed from the air. Their yellow eyes met, and they could see their own reflections in each other's pupils. The green-haired guy looked like he had seen a ghost. Not only his hair, but his face was also pale.
"Stand up straight!"
Old Time Tea raised its leg and kicked the green-haired man's chin from the bottom up.
The green-haired guy's field of vision changed from the front to the ceiling. His eyes stared blankly and rolled upwards. His body rolled a few times like a drunkard, and he rolled out of the shop with a few other guys.
The cashier's chair in front of the shop had been kicked over, and it was lying on its back on the ground.
Old Time Tea landed on one of the legs of the chair. It stood on one leg and looked at the remaining golden-haired guy calmly.
[The people laugh —]
[No longer lonely —]
[There is still a sense of pride —]
Seeing that there was only one left, Zhang Zian immediately became arrogant.
"Ha! Bring it on! "
He made a gesture like a white crane drying its wings!
The golden-haired guy saw that all six of his buddies had been defeated, so he immediately decided not to fight when the odds were against him. He threw the nunchaku in his hand and said, "I surrender!"
Zhang Zian was disappointed. "You are so f * cking useless! I haven't even done anything yet! "
Fina was speechless.
Old Time Tea was speechless.
Xinghai said happily, "Zian, you are so good!"
Zhang Zian was in tears! Xinghai was so cute!
The golden-haired guy took the chance and begged for mercy. "Bro, I am also an errand boy. Since it is not easy for us to survive, can you let me go this time? Ah, right, your money … "
He rummaged through his left pocket, right pocket, and inner pocket for a long time before pulling out a pile of crumpled bills, ranging from one yuan to one hundred yuan. He piled them all on the ground and said with a sheepish smile, "I'm sorry, I've spent some money. But don't worry, this bro will definitely make it up to you. I won't miss a single cent!"
Old Time Tea said, "To catch bandits, catch the ringleader. Ask him who the mastermind is. "
Zhang Zian paused the background music and asked, "Who told you to do this? Tell me, and I promise I won't kill you. "
The golden-haired guy looked at him awkwardly, and then looked at Old Time Tea. "There are rules in this industry … Bro, don't …"
Old Time Tea shook the hem of its jacket, and the golden-haired guy immediately corrected himself. "It is Qing Ren!"
Zhang Zian was stunned. What kind of weird name was that?
He asked, "What Qing Ren and Red Man?"
Since the golden-haired guy had already spilled the beans, he might as well tell him everything. "It is Qing Ren from Qing Ren Alley … We don't know his real name. Everyone calls him Qing Ren."
Zhang Zian glanced at Old Time Tea. Seeing that it didn't say anything, he continued to ask, "Who is Qing Ren? What does he do? "
The golden-haired guy begged, "It's not that I don't want to tell you, but I really don't know! Qing Ren opened a Qing Ren Consulting Firm in Qing Ren Alley. He takes on business from outside, and then passes the business to us … "
Sh * t! Qing Ren opened a Qing Ren Consulting Firm in Qing Ren Alley … What kind of tongue twister is this?
Zhang Zian pointed at his own nose. "I am the business?"
The golden-haired guy coughed. "Well …"
Old Time Tea nodded slightly. "Okay, he is useless now."
Zhang Zian pointed at the outside of the shop and said, "Go away."
The golden-haired guy was overjoyed. He didn't expect to be able to leave on his own, so he ran away immediately.
Unfortunately, just as he ran to the door, Old Time Tea jumped on him from behind and kicked his knees.
Bang!
The golden-haired guy immediately knelt on the pavement, and his knees quickly turned purple.
Before he could scream, Old Time Tea chopped the back of his neck with a karate chop.
Another dead man!
Seven Rainbow Fighters were all dead!
Old Time Tea leisurely returned to the shop, sat back on its electric blanket, and took a sip of tea.
"Good tea! The temperature is just right! "
Zhang Zian didn't expect the golden-haired guy to be so resistant to attacks. He was only in a dizzy state after taking a hit from Old Time Tea.
Zhang Zian of course wouldn't let go of the opportunity to beat the guy when he was down. He ran over, squatted down, blew the middle finger of his right hand in his mouth, and then flicked the golden-haired guy's forehead.
The golden-haired guy's eyes rolled up, and he really passed out.
Zhang Zian shook his hand. "That's a hard head."
He stood up and casually glanced around. He immediately sucked in a breath of cold air in fright.
Grandpa Tea, didn't you say you wouldn't act cool? Why did you have to make such a big deal out of it?
The bodies of the seven Rainbow Fighters were lying on the ground in front of the shop — "benevolence" and "righteousness."
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