Today was definitely Richard's unluckiest day.
It originally wanted to take advantage of the fact that no one else had discovered the hole in the side wall of the pyramid to show off. In the end, a single mistake could cause everlasting regret. It rolled down the slope of the ventilation duct to the bottom. It rolled so hard that it could see stars. It could not tell north from south at all. Its head hit the four walls of the ventilation duct countless times, making it worried that its smart head would become a fool …
So it used its two wings to protect its head. At least it was better than becoming a fool. After all, it made a living with its head. It did not shock the world with its beauty, but it shocked the world with its talent. It was not like Zhang Zian, the idiot who slandered it by saying that it made a living with its mouth.
It was thankful for the slope because it extended down at a 45-degree angle. If it had been steeper, it would not have rolled down but fallen.
At the same time, it also hated this slope. Why was it so damn long? It felt like it would never reach the end. It would keep rolling like this.
When the slope finally disappeared, it flew out horizontally like a pile of feces discharged from its cloaca. It hit something hard with a thump and fell to the ground.
It thought that it would die just like that. Its brain was buzzing like there were a thousand flies flying around, and it had a splitting headache.
It never thought that it would die in the pyramid …
Empty …
Lonely …
Cold …
After waiting for a while, its whole body hurt, but it seemed that it would not die for a while. It was probably because bird bones were relatively light and would not easily break.
"Ga …"
It heaved a sigh of relief and struggled to stand up. However, its head knocked against something hard, like some kind of metal. It let out a crisp and echoing sound.
So it fell again.
Then it got up again, hit again, and fell again …
It thought that it had hit something because it did not open its eyes. This time, it tried to open its eyes wide, but it did not make any difference.
"Ga! Ga! Could it be … Could it be that I am blind? Have I become a blind bird? What should I do? The handsome and suave Uncle has gone blind just like that … "
There was a small turn in the last section of the ventilation duct. The direction changed from a 45-degree angle to a horizontal one, which almost completely cut off the light from the hole.
"Ga … Zhang Zian, you have no conscience. Come and save me! I am blind. You have to take care of me until I die! "
It growled sadly.
It had been suppressing its voice for the whole day. Every time it spoke, it would be glared at. Now, it could finally vent.
But no matter how hard it roared, there was no response.
It raised its wings and waved them in front of it. It touched a very hard metal container. There was one on the left, but the right seemed to be empty.
So it rolled to the right, and then, cautiously, got up, and succeeded this time.
"Caw! That heartless Zhang Zian, how could he just abandon me like that? Pooh! He must be celebrating that he finally got rid of me … No, I can't let him be so happy! Even if I have to crawl, I will crawl out of here! Then, it fiercely pooped on his head … Gah! "
Before Richard could finish his nagging, he heard a hissing sound coming from the ventilation duct. It sounded like something sharp, such as glass or claws rubbing against stone.
Before it could react, its body was run over by a furry heavy object, almost pressing it into a stone.
"Who! Who the f * ck … "
It jumped up from the ground. Before it finished cursing, it heard a muffled groan, and then a cold and familiar voice sounded, "… It's so dark."
"Caw caw! It's Her Majesty Fina! You condescended to save me, I really appreciate it … Ah, you … You weren't hurt just now, were you? For me to be able to become your stepping stone, it's really my good fortune from my previous life … "
Richard changed the direction of the wind, rambling incoherently. It humbly tried to please Fina, trying to make Fina ignore its previous disrespectful words.
It knew that this was an ancient tomb that no living creature had entered for two thousand years. Now, there were only two living creatures, Fina and it. If they were trapped here and couldn't get out, then it would probably end up as a pile of cat poop …
So, it definitely couldn't make Fina angry. It tried its best to delay the time before it became a pile of cat poop.
It set a precise position for itself, which was to move snacks.
Fina ignored Richard's nonsense. It seemed that because it was too dark, even Fina couldn't judge its position when it landed. It hit the wall and let out a muffled groan in pain.
When the pain gradually disappeared, it also tried to use its front paws to feel around, trying to find the position of the door.
However, it seemed to be surrounded by all kinds of metal utensils, and there was almost no place for it to step. No matter where it walked, it would kick things, which made echoing sounds in the room. It was very annoying.
Wait a minute, even Fina said it was dark. Am I not blind? Richard pondered, and hope rose in its heart.
"Caw caw … Her Majesty Fina, are you here to save me?"
Driven by its desire to survive, Richard asked in a low voice.
Fina responded coldly, "Go out by yourself, I don't have time."
If I could go out, I would have done so long ago. Richard wanted to complain, but it didn't dare to.
"That …"
It wanted to beg again, but suddenly heard a hissing sound coming from the ventilation duct. It quickly jumped to the side.
In the end, it dodged in the wrong direction and was hit again.
"Cough! Who did I hit just now? "
Old Time Tea slid out of the ventilation duct at a high speed. It knew in advance that it was very dark, so it was prepared. In the air, it took the bamboo hat from behind its back and put it in front of its body.
Therefore, although it also hit the wall, with the bamboo hat as a buffer, it didn't feel much pain.
In addition, Richard's contribution couldn't be ignored.
Richard was almost out of breath after being hit. It was paralyzed on the ground for a long time.
"I … I am going to die in front of you!" it shouted in grief and anger.
It was fine if it turned into cat poop, but now there were two cats coming down. Wouldn't it be split into two and die without a whole body?
At least it would die like this, and its soul would go to heaven. At least it was better than being eaten alive.
Old Time Tea also tried to explore, but it was too dark in the tomb. Although the cat's eye could gather a lot of light, there had to be light first.
"Don't worry, I have already told the situation to Zian. I believe he will find a way. Everyone, don't be impatient," it said.
Not long after, the sound of sliding came from the ventilation duct again.
Again?
Who was it this time?
These idiots didn't even think of a way, and they just kept coming down like this?
Richard lay on the ground helplessly. Anyway, even if it stood up, it would either be crushed or hit, so it might as well lie down and die.
Suddenly, a light rolled over its head, hit the wall, and fell to the ground.
It was surrounded by dazzling flowers.
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