Early morning.
Beep beep beep beep —
When the phone alarm rang for the third time, Xiao Tianyu finally sat up from the inflatable mattress with a yawn. Without even opening his eyes, he fumbled for the clothes beside him and put them on.
His clothes smelled of sweat, but it didn't matter. Everyone smelled the same anyway. It was just a matter of whether the smell was stronger or weaker. He used to think that girls always smelled good, but now … Emmmmm.
The temperature in the desert was high during the day, and it was still quite cold at night. Others would at least cover themselves with a blanket, but he, who was afraid of the heat, only covered himself with a towel.
Thirsty.
His throat was so dry that it was smoking.
When he smacked his lips, there was a crunching sound of sand.
His hand found the plastic bottle beside his pillow, unscrewed the cap, and poured the water into his mouth.
Gulp!
His eyes suddenly widened, and he almost spat out the water in his mouth!
What the hell was this strange smell?
Who was suffering from excessive heat yesterday?
Although the water in the bottle had been filtered and purified to meet drinking standards, he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but he always felt that there was some kind of strange smell. He always suspected that someone with bad intentions had deliberately filtered his urine …
Today, the smell of this bottle of water was particularly strong. It was probably someone suffering from excessive heat.
After all, it was that brat Zhang Zian's fault for coming up with such a bad idea to punish him. Wasn't it just a little more water? Was it worth it?
The most annoying thing was that even this strange-smelling filtered water was a limited supply. Otherwise, he would have spat out that mouthful of water long ago. Now, he could only endure the disgust and swallow it down.
Phew!
After drinking half a bottle of water, his thirst was finally temporarily quenched.
The camp was quiet because everyone had not gotten up yet.
Xiao Tianyu got up half an hour earlier every day. Because he took a long time to go to the toilet, he was used to sitting on the toilet and playing with his phone. He had to squat for at least half an hour each time.
He had seen the horror of Peter Lee. If he squatted in a convenient place for too long and delayed the team's journey, that person would come over, neither rushing nor scolding him. Instead, he would squat face to face with him and stare at him.
It was really too scary!
Therefore, since he couldn't change his habits, and he didn't want to experience that kind of horror again, he could only set the alarm and wake up early.
Although he was sleepy, the feeling of squatting in the pit alone was not bad. On the open sandy ground without even the simplest partition, a few men squatted there with their butts bare. Under their butts was a sandpit that they had dug themselves. If they were late, they might dig out a pile of fresh and warm feces that had just been buried by someone else … The scene was so beautiful that it was disgusting just thinking about it!
If he went early, he could leave the risk to others.
Every time Xiao Tianyu finished defecating, he would very carefully bury it with sand. He would also decorate the surface to make it look as if no one had touched it. Maybe someone would be fooled and dig a landmine …
Thinking of this, he giggled and felt the thrill of revenge.
His stomach was a little bloated and painful, so he decided to come on time. He took a roll of toilet paper, put his phone in his pocket, and hummed the melody of the latest drama. He unzipped the tent and clumsily crawled out.
As expected, the others were not up yet, and the sky was dark. There was only a figure sitting on the roof of the off-road vehicle at the outermost area. It was the person responsible for the last shift last night.
Xiao Tianyu waved the toilet paper at the figure, indicating that he was going to the toilet. Then he bypassed the row of parked off-road vehicles and came to the designated spot.
To be safe, such as if someone had diarrhea last night, he first tried to dig a shallow pit with his shoes. After confirming that it was safe, he bent over and dug the pit with his hands. Satisfied, he took off his pants and squatted down.
He raised his phone and began to play the new anime that he had saved in his phone before coming to Egypt. He was very satisfied with his wit. There was no internet here, so what was he doing squatting down? He didn't like reading novels. Using urine to feed ants? There weren't even ants here!
An episode of the anime was more than 20 minutes long. Excluding the OP and ED, it was about 15 minutes. The time he had squatted in the pit was just enough to watch two episodes. Of course, he had to change a few more positions in the middle. Otherwise, his legs would easily go numb and lose feeling, and he would kneel on his own feces.
It was probably when he changed to the third or fourth position that the sky became a little brighter. When he changed his position, he saw a black object not far away. It was the off-road vehicle that he had seen stuck in the sand yesterday evening.
"I wonder if there's any clean bottled water in the car …" he muttered.
But even if there was, he didn't dare to take it because the car was surrounded by quicksand. He would rather continue to drink the strange-tasting filtered water than lose his life.
He heard that they were going to investigate the car further today, but it had nothing to do with him. He just wanted to get some qualifications and bragging rights in the future. Speaking of which, as a capable person, he would follow his mentor to Africa for an investigation. If he could produce sensational results from the investigation, it would be tantamount to a golden stepping stone for the Biology Department, which had difficulty finding a job.
"Get up!"
"Get up!"
"Get up! You lazy bums! "
Peter Lee's roar came from the camp.
Time passed so quickly. Before he knew it, half an hour had passed …
He turned off the player, wiped his butt with a tissue, gritted his teeth, and endured the soreness in his thighs. He pulled up his pants and stood up. He used his feet to move the sand, covering the smelly excrement, and then carefully created some natural undulations on the surface.
He heard that cats were also used to covering their own excrement, but he didn't have a cat and had never seen it with his own eyes.
"Tsk! Perfect! Hehe, let's see who I can fool today … "
He patted his stomach contentedly and walked back to the camp.
"Quack!"
As he walked past the largest tent, he suddenly heard a strange cry coming from inside. He couldn't help but stop.
He knew that this was Zhang Zian's tent. There was a cat and a dog inside, but what was this strange cry about?
That's right, I remember now. Is this fellow secretly enjoying Sister Chiling's spellcasting materials again?
F * ck! Today, he had to catch him in the act and make him hand over the casting materials!
He reached out and was just about to touch the zipper of the tent when he heard an unfamiliar male voice.
“Hey buddy，I think you've got the wrong door，the leather club is two blocks down！”
？？？
What the hell?
Xiao Tianyu was shocked. He had clearly lightened his footsteps. Did Zhang Zian still hear his movements? But who was this man talking? Why was he in Zhang Zian's tent so early in the morning?
In addition, this sentence seemed a bit familiar. He seemed to have seen it somewhere on the bullet screen.
Where was it?
"Like embarrassing me, huh?" Another sentence came from the tent, and it was still the same male voice.
Xiao Tianyu was even more surprised. How did this person know that he was going to expose Zhang Zian while he was casting to retaliate against his humiliation?
"You like that, huh?"
"Yes, sir, male!"
Xiao Tianyu was a hundred percent sure that the latter sentence was Zhang Zian's voice, but there seemed to be some special meaning in this voice …
His nose and forehead broke out in cold sweat. He always felt that the zipper of the tent in front of him was like a door to a new world that could not be opened.
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