"Hello everyone! Your Little Mermaid Sihwa, who is a peerless beauty that can make the fish fall from the sky and the birds fall from the sky, the moon and the flowers blush to shame, has started her live broadcast! Are you looking forward to it? Do you want to give me a gift to encourage me? "
Sihwa smiled and made a V sign to the front camera of the phone.
The live broadcast room was full of ridicule.
"I've never seen a fan rush to ask for a gift! Can you be a little more reserved? What a waste of your face! "
"Sigh, when I was in elementary school, I learned a few idioms like this and couldn't wait to pile them up in my essay …"
"That … who was elementary school?"
"But to be honest, these idioms are actually not wrong …"
As Sihwa went live, the live broadcast room quickly became lively. As usual, the newcomers first raised all kinds of questions about her appearance, and the old fans sneered at the newcomers, lamenting that they had thought the same when they first came. Some newcomers couldn't stand the ridicule and left the live broadcast room, but more newcomers chose to watch silently.
Most anchors broadcast in the afternoon and evening because there were more idle people in the afternoon and evening. On the other hand, the competition in the morning was not so fierce, and they could avoid the time slots of the super anchors. Sihwa's live broadcast every morning attracted a large number of fixed fans. After all, the live broadcast app was nationwide, and there were always people who were idle in the morning.
Sihwa's live broadcast room should be considered a very strange one. She didn't play games, had no talent, and never went out. She even just soaked in the bathtub. When she was happy, she would stumble to read a fairy tale. When she was unhappy, she would lose her temper and argue with her fans. The only way to communicate with her fans was to be ridiculed by her fans. Because her tone of speech was like the protagonist in Mary Sue novels, she always had an air of superiority, so there was never a lack of ridicule. Some people even deliberately made her angry and then enjoyed the fun of being ridiculed by her. This was like the way that elementary school boys liked girls. Instead of pleasing them, they pulled on their braids and scared them with bugs.
There was no way around it. Who asked her to be so good-looking, and she was also a foreign girl who could speak fluent Chinese. This was a very rare attribute. However, some careful netizens found that there was a slight accent in her Mandarin. If one didn't pay attention, it would be hard to notice. It seemed to be the accent of the eastern coastal area.
"Let me tell you, I'm just staying here temporarily to experience the life of the poor. The luxurious bathroom you saw earlier is my real home!"
Sihwa did not know how many times she had repeated this sentence. Sometimes, even she herself believed it to be true. Unfortunately, she could not fool the netizens.
"Oh, got it. Next."
"Don't lower your head, the crown will fall."
"This must be the so-called chuunibyou girl. She's probably poisoned by Korean dramas. When can I get Professor Yang to electrocute her?"
"I have a question. Host, you soak in the bathtub every day. Won't your skin wrinkle? I soaked in the pool for half a day, and my fingers are full of holes. "
Shihwa automatically ignored the sarcasm in front of her. She proudly extended her jade-like fingers and waved them in front of the camera.
"Don't compare yourself to me, I'm a natural beauty, like a fish in water!" She said proudly.
"F * ck! I'm a hand fetish, I can't take it anymore! "
"I can play with this hand for a year!"
"I can play for ten years!"
"I'm done. What about you guys?"
Sihwa was often confused by the endless stream of internet jargon. Puzzled, she asked, "What's done? Are you saying that you've already recharged your account and are ready to give me a gift? "
Her natural tone and expression were not faked. It made people want to tease her, and it attracted a large number of comments from the netizens.
At that moment, there were two gentle knocks on the bathroom door.
She turned her head and saw Zhang Zian standing at the door. He pointed to his mouth — of course, it was not that he wanted to drink the water in the bathtub, but that he had something to say to her. He asked if it was convenient for her now.
"…"
She put on a cold face and did not have any intention of talking, because every time she talked to him, she would get angry because of his stinginess.
"I think I heard knocking on the door. Host, aren't you going to open the door?"
"Yeah, host, go and open the door. I've never seen what the host looks like below her shoulders."
"Hehe, you guys are too late. As a veteran of the live broadcast room, I've seen her in a mermaid cosplay."
Zhang Zian did not retreat. He still stood at the bathroom door, as if he wanted to compete with her in patience.
Sihwa had no choice. She did not want to waste her phone's battery like this, so she said to the camera, "Is there anyone else who wants to give a gift? If not, I'll go offline first. I'll come back later to continue! 5, 4, 3, 2! Is there really nothing? Really? 3, 2, 1, 0.5 … "
When she was talking normally, people would send gifts from time to time, but when she specifically asked for gifts, no one gave her any. She was so angry that she bit her lower lip and left the live broadcast room in a huff before counting to zero.
"What?" she asked angrily.
"It's like this. We're going to Egypt, and I want to ask if you want to go." Zhang Zian went straight to the point.
Her eyebrows furrowed, and she asked suspiciously, "Ah … Ah Ji? Where is this? Why haven't I heard of it? Are you going to sell me off as a slave, you miser? "
Zhang Zian said, "… If you don't know, can you please shut your mouth and stop guessing? Don't play with your phone all the time. Read books, learn geography and history. Don't look like you don't know anything all day … "
"You're the one who doesn't know anything!"
Without waiting for him to finish, with Sihwa's angry shout, the water splashed towards him.
Fortunately, he was prepared. He took a step out of the bathroom and closed the bathroom door on the way, preventing the water from splashing outside.
"Annoying! Bastard! Stingy! "She threw a tantrum in the room, splashing water all over the place." Why should I learn? Anyway, no one taught me! "
It seemed that even a salted fish had dignity.
Zhang Zian waited outside for her to calm down for a while, then rummaged through the storage room to find the globe from when he was a child.
This globe was quite old, and it squeaked when it rotated. The division of some countries and regions was slightly different from today's world, but it was still usable.
He knocked on the door again, then pushed it open a crack and said, "Okay, I went a little overboard just now. I apologize. I'll teach you some geography now. Can I come in?"
It was not realistic to expect Sihwa to take the initiative to learn and absorb knowledge. After all, everyone had laziness. How could learning be as comfortable as playing? From primary school to university, once people left school, without the supervision and pressure of the outside world, very few people would continue to take the initiative to learn, let alone this fish. She had too many things to learn, and without the guidance of an elementary school teacher, it was normal for her to not know where to start.
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