Early in the morning, Zhang Zian was woken up by his biological clock on time.
The sky was getting brighter and brighter. It was still dark in the winter, but now it was completely bright. The elfins were not as lazy in bed as they were in the winter, and they got up one after another when they heard the noise.
However, Vladimir, who was under the bed, did not move. He did not know where it had gone last night, and he did not come back until midnight. He was covered in dirt, as if he had run a long way. As soon as he came back, he hid under the bed and slept.
Surprisingly, Fina actually got up early.
As the date of going to Egypt approached, it seemed to have some anxiety and excitement. It had been very energetic these few days, unlike before, when it was either napping or on the way to nap all day.
This was the so-called "closer to home, more timid."
In its timeline, it had probably just had a dream, and as soon as it opened its eyes, it had come to modern times. However, in reality, two thousand years had passed. It must have wanted to go back to its homeland to see if the pyramids and sphinxes could withstand two thousand years of wind and sand.
Snowy Lionet had wanted to continue sleeping, but seeing that Fina had gotten up, it also stood up shakily and followed Fina downstairs.
"I say, when are you going to shave?" Zhang Zian went to the bathroom and happened to pass by it, so he asked casually.
"Meow meow meow? You stinky man! You want to play shaving play with me? "Snowy Lionet's eyes widened, threatening him with its claws.
Zhang Zian said, "… Lower your voice. Don't always say such things that people will misunderstand! For the sake of Pi's novel, we have to abandon vulgarity in the future and embrace elegance! "
Snowy Lionet licked its sharp claws and said coldly, "Anyway, if you dare to touch my hair, I will shave you clean first!"
"Do you know how hot Egypt is at this time? Are you planning to go to Egypt with such long hair? You just got off the plane and you got heatstroke! "Zhang Zian pointed out its misunderstanding.
Snowy Lionet was skeptical of his words. "You stinky man, are you trying to fool me again?"
Zhang Zian said helplessly, "I am a noble person, a pure person, a person who is free from vulgar interests. When have I ever fooled you?"
"Do you believe that yourself?" Snowy Lionet's face was cold.
"Let's not talk about other things for now. If you want to go to Egypt, you really need to cut your hair short," Fina said.
"No way! Snowy Lionet's indifferent face turned into one of despair.
Zhang Zian added, "Egypt is not only hot, but it's also very windy and sandy. Once the wind blows, your long hair will be filled with sand, and you'll be very uncomfortable."
Snowy Lionet had snow-white fur, which was so long that it made people's hair stand on end. Snowy Lionet was Mauritius, while Snowy Lionet was Mauritius hiding its eggs. Snowy Lionet had repeatedly dispelled Zhang Zian's idea of buying a sweeping robot, because it would definitely entangle the axle.
Egypt's climate was a combination of a Mediterranean climate and a tropical desert climate. The best time to travel was autumn and winter. Spring was windy and sandy, and summer was unbearably hot. Going to Egypt at the end of May required a very strong head. However, as a scientific research team, they were not going for a vacation. It was a good thing to avoid the crowded tourist season.
The temperature difference between day and night in Egypt was notoriously large. During the day, it could easily exceed 40 degrees under direct sunlight, and the surface temperature was even higher. With such a strong sun shining on Snowy Lionet's body, the heat accumulated in its long hair and couldn't be released. It could make Snowy Lionet pass out from heatstroke in minutes, and in severe cases, it might even die.
Long-haired cats were basically not seen in Egypt, unless they were raised by wealthy families at home with 24-hour air conditioning. However, such cats wouldn't run outdoors, so they still couldn't be seen.
Zhang Zian repeated the necessity of shaving several times. The more Snowy Lionet listened, the more frightened it became. Its watery blue eyes were about to cry.
"Your Majesty! I don't want to shave! If I really want to shave, can Your Majesty shave for me? "It pulled Fina and cried.
Fina pushed it away. "Egypt's climate is bad. It may really not be suitable for you. Why don't you stay here? We'll be back soon. "
Snowy Lionet was not convinced. It turned around and saw that Old Time Tea had also gotten up. It pointed at Old Time Tea and said, "Old Time Tea is wearing so much. It's not much different from me, right? Is it going to strip naked and go to Egypt? "
Zhang Zian replied, "There's no need at all. Grandpa Tea's outfit is the most suitable. Do you think you have to strip naked when it's hot? That'll peel in minutes. Even if humans without hair go to Egypt, they can't walk around with their arms bare. No matter how hot it is, it's best to wear long-sleeved clothes and a hat to protect them from the sun. "
Snowy Lionet didn't understand, but it was not convinced. It muttered that it was not willing to shave.
Anyway, it wasn't going to leave today. There was still time to think about it. But if it was not willing to shave, then it could only stay in the shop or stay in the phone. Otherwise, going to Egypt would be seeking death.
"Quack! What about me? Let me say this first: I can't shave my hair! " Richard heard their conversation. It turned around and came out from under the small blanket. It fluttered its wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder, yawning with bad breath.
"Yes, you can't shave. You can only pull it out." Zhang Zian threw it aside in disgust. He didn't know why this bird's mouth was so smelly. Was it secretly eating sh * t?
"I can't pull it out! I feel like I might be sent into the oven by an idiot like you! "Richard covered its body with its wings." I don't want to become New Orleans Grilled Chicken Wings! "
In fact, Richard's problem was very easy to solve. He just needed to find a birdcage and cover it with a layer of white cloth. It was ventilated and protected from the sun, and it was easy to carry.
He explained it to Richard with gestures. After a lot of effort, he finally made it understand that it wasn't a captivity play.
"Meow meow meow! You stinky man, are you deliberately favoring one and discriminating against the other? Prepare a cat cage for me and cover it with white cloth! "Snowy Lionet heard that there was a possibility of not shaving and immediately became energetic.
Zhang Zian stared. "I'm carrying a bird in my left hand and a cat in my right. What else can I do? Besides, you're too heavy! Ten Richardses added together are not as heavy as you. Plus the weight of the cage itself, am I going to Egypt to exercise? "
"Hey!" Snowy Lionet rolled its eyes. "Then you can hang the birdcage on your middle leg. Won't that free up a hand?"
"Sorry, my middle leg can't hang the birdcage!" Zhang Zian complained.
"Hmph! Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian, not a single one! You really are a useless stinky man! "Snowy Lionet was very disappointed.
"Find me someone who can hang it and let me see!" he retorted.
Even if he could hang it, he didn't dare to. As soon as he left the house, he would be sent to the police station. The secular etiquette in Egypt was much stricter than in China.
Of course, this didn't mean that he could hang it in China.
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