"What? I have a mission, too? "
Zhang Zian was already a little dizzy from listening to it. He thought to himself, "The missions of the North, South, East, and West have all been assigned, and there's only the center left. Am I supposed to be the commander of the wild cat army in the center? It sounds awesome, but is there a mistake somewhere? I'm not a f * cking cat! "
He had almost peed his pants, thinking that he was about to follow in the footsteps of the Holy Cat statue, to be stepped on and then scolded … After luckily saving his dog life, it was good enough that he could return to the pet shop safely. What more could he ask for?
Vladimir tilted its head and said mischievously, "Land, Rich, Rebel, Bad, Right. Choose one yourself!"
Zhang Zian almost vomited blood. "I won't choose any of them. These few have nothing to do with me, okay? I've been a poor farmer for eight generations, and I've got good roots! If I have to choose from these few, I'd rather choose to die! "
"Haha! I'm just joking with you! "
Vladimir laughed a few times before retracting his smile and saying seriously, "Actually, I want to appoint you as a liaison and be responsible for the communication between the humans and us. To be specific, you will convey our demands to the humans, as well as the concerns and difficulties of the humans to us, so as to avoid any misunderstandings due to language barriers and standpoints. Are you willing to accept this task? "
If all cats could speak and express their pain and happiness, the attitude of humans towards cats would definitely be very different. Although this was impossible, if someone could express their demands for cats, it would be the next best choice.
Zhang Zian knew that this was not a joke. It was a very important task, and because Vladimir trusted him, it had given him this task. The results of his work would directly determine whether the class conflict between humans and stray cats would worsen further, or even whether war would eventually break out.
As a member of the human race, he did not want to see such consequences, because once war broke out, it would be impossible for stray cats to defeat humans armed to the teeth. They would only die in vain.
After thinking for a while, he slowly and firmly replied, "I'll do it."
Vladimir nodded approvingly. "I'm assured that you'll do it."
Then, it said with a smirk, "However, just being a liaison doesn't sound good. I need to set up a suitable position for you. Otherwise, the cats who have never seen you will not know who you are, and it will be inconvenient for them to work."
That was true. Most of the stray cats present had never seen Zhang Zian before and did not know who he was. Even the name "Zhang Zian" did not mean anything to them, but if there was a position, they might be able to understand.
Zhang Zian's spirit was lifted. He thought to himself, "Do I have to enjoy the superior treatment that is set up for people?" Am I going to be the foreign minister? Although he was just the foreign minister of stray cats, he could confidently say, "Don't say I didn't warn you!"
Vladimir thought about it and said, "Zhang Zian, I appoint you as the director of the Office of Strategic Deception!"
Zhang Zian: "..."
It explained, "I seem to have heard about this position on TV. It sounds very impressive. I think it's very suitable for you. What do you think?"
Zhang Zian sighed and told himself that it was just a name. It didn't matter.
"Alright, I agree," he said helplessly.
Vladimir jumped down from the top of the wall and walked in front of him. It extended a front paw towards him. It did not clench into a fist, but stretched it out normally, like a human's handshake.
Zhang Zian hesitated a little, then held its paw.
"From now on, we are comrades!" It stared into his eyes and smiled slightly.
Zhang Zian's heart skipped a beat. The word "comrade" was a completely different concept for Richard and Vladimir. To be called a comrade by Vladimir seemed to be an extraordinary honor.
At that moment, his phone suddenly rang.
He had thought that it was the employees who had come to work but found that the door was closed and they could not enter, so they had sent him a message to inquire. However, a message from "Pet Hunter" popped up on the screen.
[Navigation Elf]: Congratulations! Your Warding Off Evil Cat's affection for you has increased to friendly. Unlocking its real name!
[Game Hint]: Pet Attributes
[Known As]: Warding Off Evil Cat
[Rarity]: Epic/Legendary
[Characteristics]: Defeat all evil spirits!
[Unlocked History]:
The view of nature was about the natural world and the relationship between humans and nature. It was one of the most basic philosophical viewpoints of humans towards the world.
As early as thousands of years ago, when the mainstream view of nature was still ruled by idealists, the seeds of a simple materialist view had already been born. Ancient natural philosophers, with their keen intuition, realized that nature was an organism that had its own life and was constantly growing and developing.
In modern times, with the arrival of the Industrial Revolution, there were major breakthroughs in all aspects of natural science, which laid the foundation of natural science for the birth of the modern materialist view of nature.
Modern philosophers, based on the facts provided by natural science, absorbed the thoughts and experiences of their predecessors, broke through the shackles of the idealist view of nature, and made a materialist argument for nature.
A group of modern philosophers, led by Karl Marx, combined the materialist view of nature with dialectics, and put forward the idea of dialectical materialism. Because of the advanced nature of their ideas at that time, they gained hundreds of millions of supporters, and with a rapid and violent momentum, a series of great revolutions broke out, profoundly and permanently changing the geopolitical structure of the world.
Dialectical materialism observed nature and society from the perspective of development, and with the growth of human scientific knowledge, dialectical materialism itself was also developing, actively absorbing new content, and constantly being supplemented and perfected by the later generations.
Dialectical materialists were complete materialists, and they believed that matter determined consciousness. They did not respect heaven and earth, did not believe in ghosts, and took it as their own responsibility to get rid of superstitions.
Under the support of the fanatical faith of hundreds of millions of dialectical materialists, the Warding Off Evil Cat Vladimir became a spirit of the world!
It was born from the ultimate belief of dialectical materialists to liberate the world, and it had the "power of denial," which had a 100% chance of dealing a fatal blow to all imaginary myths and supernatural spirits.
Deny the existence of tranquility!
Deny the existence of ghosts!
Deny the existence of mystery!
Deny the existence of the supernatural!
Deny the existence of idealism!
The Liberator Vladimir's true level was legendary, and it had the power of a god, but it could never become a god, because after becoming a god, it denied its own existence.
Thus, it used its own will to suppress its own level.
[Unlocked Real Name]: Dialectical Materialist's God-slaying Cat!
[Navigation Elf]: Congratulations! Your Warding Off Evil Cat's affection level has increased to Trusted, and it has gained the ability to move freely!
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