The next day, life went on as usual.
Zhang Zian woke up early in the morning and began his daily cleaning work, preparing to open the door and welcome the guests.
"Black Tiger Steals Heart!"
In the face of a sudden attack, Zhang Zian didn't waste his time listening to Old Time Tea's teachings. He calmly sank his Qi into his pubic region, stood firmly in the horse stance, bent his arms, and blocked a cat's attack on his crotch.
Was this the Black Tiger Steals Heart?
What the f * ck, it was more like a white cat digging its crotch!
"Tsk! I don't know when this stinky man joined the crotch covering faction, but you get the gist of it, right? When dealing with enemies that are bigger than you, you can defeat them with one move! "Snowy Lionet said to Vladimir as it retracted its claws.
Vladimir nodded. "Thank you for your guidance."
"Wait! Snowy Lionet, what nonsense are you teaching? " Zhang Zian couldn't pretend that he didn't see it. This kind of dirty trick couldn't be spread around. Otherwise, all the male animals in the world would be in trouble.
"Pooh pooh pooh! Why would I need to explain myself to a stinking man like you! "
Snowy Lionet spat and jumped onto the cat tree in disdain.
Zhang Zian: "..."
Although you said it in a very imposing manner, in essence, it can't change the filthy nature of the move, right? The moves taught by Old Time Tea were all fair and aboveboard. They would even deliberately avoid the enemy's vital parts. Whether they won or lost, they had to be fair and aboveboard. But this guy …
He was just about to wipe the floor with a mop, so he wiped the saliva off its face.
When he opened the door, the warm morning breeze gushed into the shop.
Other than Pi and Sihwa, the other elfins also went downstairs one after another, each occupying their usual positions.
Old Time Tea unplugged the electric blanket. There was no need for additional heating in the warm weather.
He turned on the television and, as usual, watched the local morning news.
"Last night, something strange happened in the city's Xiaoyinggang Village. The dogs raised by the villagers were attacked by unknown beasts. Please read the detailed report brought back by our reporter from the scene."
The familiar local TV news host said with a smile.
The scene changed.
Zhang Zian was not watching the news, but after hearing the voice, he thought to himself, Isn't Xiaoyinggang Village the village next to the dog market?
And what the hell was an unknown wild beast? The Sea Dragon that was attracted by Sihwa had finally come ashore? If that's the case, I'd better pack up my belongings and run!
Of course, he had to have some money first …
Richard read his mind and cried mischievously, "Quack, quack! You have something soft, thin and soft … "
Zhang Zian didn't say anything. He picked up the mop and wanted to hit it, but it was already prepared and dodged.
"Quack! I'm talking about the boiled noodles you ate yesterday. What are you thinking about, you idiot! "
Richard flapped its wings and dodged left and right, not forgetting to attack.
"What does it have to do with you that the noodles are thin and soft? At least it's still growing! "Zhang Zian didn't stop talking.
A man and a bird were tossing and turning in the room.
After trying a few times to no avail, he wisely decided to give up before Fina attacked him. He took the mop and walked to the TV to watch with Old Time Tea.
The television screen was located in an ordinary farmyard. A middle-aged villager wearing a cap was being interviewed by the reporter in a somewhat reserved manner.
"What beast attacked your dog?" the young female reporter asked, putting the microphone next to the villager's mouth.
"Maybe it was a leopard. A big leopard with a small leopard. Look at this paw print. It's so big. It must be a leopard's paw print!" the villager said, pointing to the ground.
The camera zoomed in so that the audience could see the paw print on the ground.
In fact, the paw print was not clear and very messy. After all, the villagers didn't have the awareness to protect the scene, and there was no need to do so.
"This is a leopard's paw print?" the reporter asked.
"Isn't that obvious? Can a cat's paw print grow so big? "the villager thought that he was being questioned and asked angrily.
Zhang Zian paid attention to the TV screen. Although there was no reference object for direct comparison, it was not necessarily true that no cat could have such a big paw print … For example, some extra-large orange cats.
The villagers didn't raise cats, so they might not know this.
"What about these paw prints?" the reporter pointed to the smaller paw prints next to them and asked.
"It's a leopard's!" the villager said with certainty.
The young female reporter felt that there was something suspicious, so she confirmed, "Did you see it with your own eyes? It was a leopard?"
"Of course!" The villager nodded heavily, stretched out his arm, and gestured. "What a big one! It was so fancy, and it almost scared me to death! Others saw it too! We think that a group of wild leopards passed by our village last night and attacked the dogs that guard our houses. Now every household is reinforcing the doors and windows to prevent the leopards from coming back … "
He described it so vividly, as if he had seen it with his own eyes. Even the reporter, who was originally skeptical, couldn't help but believe it a little more.
The villager argued with a red face and neck, "Right, the government has to pay for our losses, right? We know that leopards are protected animals, so we let them bite and injure our dogs. Our awareness is really high, and the government can't just watch us suffer losses, right? "
The young reporter coughed awkwardly and said to the camera, "Are there leopards around Binhai City? We really don't know, and we may need experts to tell us. Next, please cut back to the studio. "
The picture switched back, and the host said with a smile, "Although we have suffered a certain economic loss, we want to give the villagers a thumbs up for their environmental awareness, and hope that this matter can be properly resolved. Next piece of news — "
Zhang Zian was also confused. Although he thought that the paw prints were clearly those of a cat, the villager said it so confidently that it made him doubt his own judgment. Maybe he was still ignorant. Maybe some leopard's paw prints were very similar to that of a cat …
Vladimir listened to the news, and the corner of its mouth twitched a few times. To be able to turn a bad thing into a good thing, it had really underestimated these villagers …
Zhang Zian continued to clean, chasing after Richard with a mop.
After a while, the staff also came to work one after another.
Wang Qian and Li Kun complained that their master was not loyal enough. They had waited until he got off work yesterday, but he had not come back. They had said that they could also enjoy the luxury car, but in the end, they had returned it to him overnight.
Of course, Zhang Zian did not admit that it was his fault. He could not let these two idiots drive that kind of luxury car. If something happened, he would have to sell the shop.
They chattered away as they did every day, and the morning passed quickly.
At that moment, the door of the shop opened to the left and right, and a slightly hunchbacked figure came in shakily.
"Zian, I'm here to tell you the good news!" Grandma Gu from the neighborhood committee, wearing a red armband, said loudly with joy.
Richard did not miss the opportunity to shout, "Ga ga! Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl? "
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