Zhang Zian hung up the phone and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ke Shaohui had asked him to advise everyone to evacuate the scene, but he had already advised them, and they didn't take it seriously at all.
It was hard for people who didn't understand the relevant knowledge to imagine that a whale's body could explode. The road to popularizing science had a long way to go.
In the end, whether it was the relevant departments of Binhai City or the people of Binhai City, they were not mentally prepared for the arrival of the whale. After some time, people would get used to the existence of whales, and they wouldn't gather around a dead whale stranded on the shore.
But what should he do now?
He looked at the whale's body and the growing crowd of onlookers, secretly worried.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw that Vladimir was still leisurely wandering around, and he waved his hand to call it over.
"Vladimir, come here for a moment."
"What's wrong?" It trotted over.
Zhang Zian saw that no one was paying attention, so he asked in a low voice, "Is there … your Meow Meow Branch nearby?"
Vladimir rolled its eyes and answered vaguely, "I think there is."
"If there is, can you get them to help?" He pointed to the onlookers around the whale's body. "Get these bored people out of here."
Vladimir didn't immediately agree. Instead, it asked, "How do we get rid of them? If we use scratches, scratches, and bites, won't humans have a worse impression of stray cats? The class conflict will further deepen … although it's already very deep now. "
"You don't have to be so violent. You just have to let them be like this." Zhang Zian explained his idea.
Vladimir narrowed its eyes after hearing it, and said with a faint smile, "Logically speaking, fighting is not treating people to meals, writing essays, or embroidery. It can't be so gentle, respectful, and thrifty. However, fighting also needs to pay attention to tactics and methods, to maximize the effective strength of our side, and not to make unnecessary sacrifices … I think your method is quite interesting. Then I'll do it."
After saying that, it ran away like a wisp of smoke, jumping into the bushes and disappearing.
Zhang Zian could only wait now. There was no need to waste his breath.
Maybe after a few minutes, the grass on the side of the road suddenly shook a few times, and a fierce-looking orange cat rushed out like a tank opening the road. Behind it were stray cats of all colors, black, white, gray, and mixed. It was dazzling to look at. A rough count showed that there were at least twenty or thirty of them.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Zian was secretly surprised. Were there so many stray cats in the vicinity? Moreover, Vladimir had gathered them in an extremely short period of time. This kind of terrifying efficiency could only be matched by the army.
The sudden appearance of the stray cats immediately attracted the attention of the onlookers. Not only did the group of young people who were busy taking selfies have their eyes lit up as if they had discovered a new continent, but the two groups of people who were tired of quarreling were also somewhat distracted by the stray cats. The few troublemakers even stopped crying and stared at the group of cats.
Some of the onlookers had cats at home, so they had some understanding of the habits of cats. They knew that cats were not social animals. Unless two cats grew up together, unfamiliar adult cats were likely to fight when they met.
They were all very surprised. Why did this group of stray cats gather together, and why did they suddenly appear here?
After the stray cats appeared, they did not approach the crowd one by one. Instead, they gathered near a high ground on the beach and adjusted their formation. The big and slow ones stood in front, while the small and fast ones stayed behind. They were like well-trained soldiers waiting for orders.
Vladimir was the last to rush out of the bushes. It inspected the formation of the stray cats and nodded with satisfaction. It raised its paw and pointed in the direction of the whale's corpse. "Comrade meow, charge!"
Following its command, the fierce-looking orange tabby rushed out first, and the other stray cats followed closely behind.
The onlookers who stayed near the whale corpse saw these stray cats rushing over like crazy. They couldn't help but panic and quickly moved to the sides.
Of course, there were also people who believed that they loved cats and did not move. Instead, they bent down and wanted to stroke the cat.
"Meow meow, come, meow meow."
The orange tabby rushed to the front of the man, slammed on the brakes and swung its tail. Although it was big, its center of gravity was quite stable. Its small eyes seemed to be saying, "I'm strong, not fat!"
The man still didn't understand what was going on. He saw the orange tabby lift its tail, reveal its cloaca, and spit out a stream of urine!
And it was a lot!
It was proportional to the size of the orange tabby!
Cat urine was famous for being shameful and smelly, and the smell left behind was difficult to remove. Once it got on clothes, it was basically impossible to wash it off. Even cats themselves couldn't stand the smell of their own urine.
There were two types of cat urine. One was normal urination, which manifested as a puddle of urine, and the other was due to estrus, fighting for territory, or nervousness, which manifested as a stream of urine.
Urine spraying could be greatly reduced through sterilization, but this group of stray cats … Basically, they had not been sterilized, and even if they had been sterilized, they might not be completely unable to pee.
The man bent down and stretched out his hand to stroke the cat, but he didn't expect that what awaited him would be a shower of urine. Caught off guard, he was sprayed all over his hand. His face, neck, and clothes were also stained, and the stench was unbearable.
The urine used to demarcate territory generally wouldn't be sprayed all at once. After all, a single stain of urine couldn't mark the boundary. The orange tabby didn't finish peeing either. It turned around and rushed towards another person, doing the same thing with its tail!
The other person next to it was a fat otaku. He saw the first person's miserable state and was prepared in advance. When he saw that the situation was not good, he ran away. No matter what, he couldn't be sprayed with urine … If the other party was a beautiful woman, it could be discussed, but if it was an orange tabby who was also a fat otaku, then forget about it.
People couldn't stand the urine of cats that lived in luxury, not to mention these stray cats that lived in the wild and ate whatever they had. The lethality of cat urine was at least twice as strong as that of domestic cats. It was already comparable to a biochemical weapon!
Other stray cats rushed into the crowd, spraying left and right, causing the onlookers to be thrown off their feet. They covered their noses and fled in panic. They had come here to watch the show, and they didn't want to get themselves into a mess just to watch the show. It was okay to be sprayed on their faces and hands, but if it was sprayed on their clothes, then their clothes would be ruined.
The stench of the scene was overwhelming. Even the rotting smell of the whale's carcass was covered, and people who were more than ten meters away had a headache from the stench.
Vladimir stood at a high place, assessing the situation and devising a strategy. Seeing that this group of cats was so brave, especially the fierce-looking orange tabby, who seemed to be in no man's land, he exclaimed loudly, "Lu Bu among men, Red Rabbit among horses, Fat Orange among cats!"
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